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    • I made it better
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    • Literally cropped out the url making the joke invalid if you saw the original.
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    • DONT PAT THE MOOSE, THEY WILL RESPOND WITH THE THE MOST OMINOUS GROWL!! Never again...
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    • God said to shake stick at god?
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    • "Oof ouch the water is too hot" into "oof oucha the wata is too hota"
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    • A møøse ønce bit my sister
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    • NICE CROPPING RETARD GOT RID OF THE FIRST LINE COMPLETELY
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    • literally cropped the joke out of the post, good job
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    • Yeah unfortunately you cropped the top out so the responses you kept in don’t make any fucking sense
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    • Crops out the part that gives meaning to the meme
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    • God ain't send that garbage or maybe he sent it to us cause it's garbage and he doesn't want it
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    • Living in Alaska. Please do not pat the mooses. The meese do not like pat. Angry moose
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    • Did I say you could pat me?
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    • Pat the moose. tie a noose. Look around and check. Then snap your neck.
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    • I always read OP as over-powered and it confuses me sometimes
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    • Apparently god wants us to shake sticks at him. Kinky bastard
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    • A moose bite really hurts. A moose once bit my sister.
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    • Don't pet the moose
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    • When God says to shake sticks at him
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    • The fuck is this boost meme shit
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    • How small do you think moose are?
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    • If you pet the moose, then the moose will pet back. Very hard
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    • “xxxtinctacion” 😐
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    • Please don't pat moose they will hurt you, alot.
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    • The only reason we have hands is to masturbate anything else is just extra.
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    • What’s op and url????
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    • Come on guys! That's a djembe, not a bongo drum!
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    • These are all sexual euphemisms.
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    • "Pat the moose" sounds like masturbation slang
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    • Water too hot cause u shook stick at god, STUPID
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    • Well first of all through God all things are possible so jot that down
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    • Sometimes the ball gotta roll your own comment to get you liking
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    • As an Alaskan man, never pat the moose, the moose will fuck you up
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    • That's why God gave us hands
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    • thanks tumblr
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    • That’s not even a bongo
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    • That's not even a bongo
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    • So if I shake the stick will he answer?
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    • That’s a darbuka not a bongo
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    • Tf does OP even mean. I thought it meant over powered lol
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    • I’ve seen it before and there wasn’t a url, I think tumblr posted it? It was very odd
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    • Hold some titties too
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    • do not pay the moose, I Repeat, DO NOT PAT THE MOOSE ANGRY
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    • That isn't a bongo!
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    • the joke at the bottom doesn’t even make sense because they cropped out the poster at the top
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    • If the water is too hot, you're a pussy.
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    • I’m suddenly in love with the thought of God being a shot poster
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    • Too bad that where the url would’ve been is cropped out
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    • *shake fist at sun* Damn you, Sun!
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    • God sent down a reason to use your hands is to shake a stick at Him.
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    • That not bongo tho, that djembe
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    • my hands are for beating my meat
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    • Rolfs hands are for milking goats
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    • It's uncomfortable how vague that statement is.
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    • God sent us this post to tell us that it's okay do shake a stick at him
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    • Shakes stick
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    • My God:
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    • Tumblr Bad
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    • "hEy oP"
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    • I fucking posted this and was sad it didn’t get featured
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    • Take out the autistic tumblr comments
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