THERE ARE 70 WAYS TO KEEP A MEN HAPPY.
ONE ALCOHOL!
THE REST IS 64
THERE ARE 70 WAYS TO KEEP A MEN HAPPY. ONE ALCOHOL! THE REST IS 64
G-dHatesChayim 296d
me_irl
"cat people people over arguing which with is dog people over which is better
tellewatt252 tellewatt252
24 sep 2020
G-dHatesChayim 296d me_irl "cat people people over arguing which with is dog people over which is better
I will never take for granted the sun nor fresh air ever again.
iKateHikes iKateHikes
14 jun
I will never take for granted the sun nor fresh air ever again.
"My crush just told me over text that it was
"unmanly" for men to have a cat. I sent her this
nade vith irumy tears
YulkyTulky YulkyTulky
24 nov 2020
"My crush just told me over text that it was "unmanly" for men to have a cat. I sent her this nade vith irumy tears
One Piece Characters:
Antioxx Antioxx
1 dec 2020
One Piece Characters:
Never been shit
< @sadnhoeless
What's a toxic trait that you have?
I'm the type to wake up on time but lay in bed until i end up being latte.
SwiftUI SwiftUI
19 oct 2020
Never been shit < @sadnhoeless What's a toxic trait that you have? I'm the type to wake up on time but lay in bed until i end up being latte.
Ah, to be a dog on the couch- is there anything better in life to strive for?? - Ah, to be a dog on the couch- is there anything better in life to strive for??
agentill agentill
24 sep 2020
Ah, to be a dog on the couch- is there anything better in life to strive for?? - Ah, to be a dog on the couch- is there anything better in life to strive for??
How does Iron Man go to the bathroom?
There's actually into my suit.
"4
be
This isthe best interview, i in the history of interviews.
FallingToAsh FallingToAsh
25 sep 2020
How does Iron Man go to the bathroom? There's actually into my suit. "4 be This isthe best interview, i in the history of interviews.
Someone: *bites the dust*
Queen:
There is another one
Someone: *bites the dust* Queen: There is another one
18-year-old boy: *Doesn't get into college*
Recruiter at the mall:
You'll be a soldier.
Midnight_the_Dragon Midnight_the_Dragon
23 dec 2020
18-year-old boy: *Doesn't get into college* Recruiter at the mall: You'll be a soldier.
The bright side about being stuck at home,
No one can judge your day drinking.
imminent_dank_panda imminent_dank_panda
6 jan 2021
The bright side about being stuck at home, No one can judge your day drinking.
I know my daughter looks exactly like
me with a wig...you can stop sending me this shit
LolaBit LolaBit
24 feb
I know my daughter looks exactly like me with a wig...you can stop sending me this shit
When you accidentally step on your dog's tail
Xanloveless Xanloveless
22 sep 2020
When you accidentally step on your dog's tail
Nobody:
Mexican kids on the mic:
DaddyMeMeKing DaddyMeMeKing
17 nov 2020
Nobody: Mexican kids on the mic:
They say the average IT technician cocoons for 6months.
He then emerges with a fully formed shirt and pair of glasses.
Nature is just beautiful, isn't it?
AFloridian AFloridian
22 apr
They say the average IT technician cocoons for 6months. He then emerges with a fully formed shirt and pair of glasses. Nature is just beautiful, isn't it?
Cashier at taco shop: "I hope all this food isnt just for you."
Me: It's for my family.
@SanDiegoHurcr
Cashier at taco shop: "I hope all this food isnt just for you." Me: It's for my family. @SanDiegoHurcr
This is my cat Shadow. He is 13. found him in a tree when he was a kitten and we have been best friends since. - This is my cat Shadow. He is 13. I found him in a tree when he was a kitten and we have been best friends since. :)
Mizusaki Mizusaki
25 sep 2020
This is my cat Shadow. He is 13. found him in a tree when he was a kitten and we have been best friends since. - This is my cat Shadow. He is 13. I found him in a tree when he was a kitten and we have been best friends since. :)
Bobby...there's it one for me- someone special I IIwill you, Rusty?
Mikk Mikk
25 sep 2020
Bobby...there's it one for me- someone special I IIwill you, Rusty?
My neighbor thinks a dog has been shitting in his yard
DO
eyes eyes
27 sep 2020
My neighbor thinks a dog has been shitting in his yard DO