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New Patriotic Gatorade Ad Shows Terrorists Being
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    • Out of breath interrogator*: huh...how do you keep drinking the gatorade so fast ?
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    • One time I waterboarded my sister with a period pad and chocolate milk. My cousin had just shown me a video of some dude being waterboarded when I was 9 and I thought it would make a good prank. It was not a good prank.
      tsabel 12 aug
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    • Of all the shit from the onion thats become real why not this
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    • I’ve never understood why terrorists have rights and why there’s rules against torture? These people would blow up hundreds if released, why the fuck are we treating them like common criminals?
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    • THE ONION
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    • He’s not getting tortured that’s just how Gatorade gets people to taste test
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    • Dum dum
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    • It is impossible to waterboard badlands chugs
      Flubnub3 13 aug
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    • This is the America I want to live in. Ifunny won't let me post the American flag emoji, which isn't the America i want to live in.
      Tyman91 13 aug
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    • Someone is going to get offended
      bestflex 13 aug
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    • unsuspecting Actor: How it feels to chew 5Gu- *gets waterboarded* bro wtf! Marine in the background: SHUT UP YOU TERRORIST BITCH!! *water boards*
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    • A kid waterboarded another kid at my school but he asked to be waterboarded and it blew up in the media.
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    • God bless America
      Figure 12 aug
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    • Electrolyte Therapy
      DickVein 13 aug
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    • It me
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    • Terrorist: “I can’t breath” CIA: “Shame”
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    • Colgate toothpaste
      Byrdy 13 aug
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    • R/atetheonion
      exdeeplz 13 aug
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    • I wanted it to be real so badly. This is the only time The Onion disappointed me.
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    • Getting waterboarded fuckin sucks fr. I did it to myself so I can see how bad it was, bad choice lmao.
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    • All that water boarding to get you to sell drugs for the CIA
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    • Didn’t water boarding get banned in like the 90’s?
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    • I wish Gatorade had the balls to do this
      Incoporal 12 aug
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    • They know how to advertise to me that's for damn sure
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    • It’s prolly gonna get taken down because cancel culture. I wish we had more off the wall stuff like this
      Skware 13 aug
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    • For those of you wondering why terrorists shouldn’t be waterboarded or treated this badly or be defended. 1) our country has morals and our presidents have said we shouldn’t sink to their level. 2) the most important reason, it doesn’t work. Water boarding has been banned by the US government 1/2
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    • Torture doesn't work, you'll just get fake information from them because they want to escape
      Fillet 13 aug
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    • Yeah, but they represent stupid fucks like that Colin cuntface guy.
      Supermoto 12 aug
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    • Gatorade: *being a Chad company* people with low iq: “stop... I’m offended”
      MLGtbone 14 aug
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    • Too bad it’s an onion article :(
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    • Powerade is better.
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    • I wish it was true
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    • I'd probably do it for a good laugh
      pharom 13 aug
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    • For those of you who have read the new Hunger Games book (Songbirds and Snakes), what was your opinion on it?
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    • kanep0e 13 aug
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    • Oh heck yeah
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    • Bro no way lmao
      Flubnub3 13 aug
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    • Terrorists deserve worse than waterboarding, but we're being as humane as possible with those animals as we can.
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    • can confirm i was the terrorist
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    • I wish this real
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    • If thats real ill start buying it over powerade
      anon111 12 aug
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    • Damn alright so let’s just show a war crime on an ad kids may see
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    • I once went to a spook house and paid for an option called extreme night. The actors in the house were allowed full contact. It was soooo much fun. But, then the torture came. Apparently, the extreme part was mild torture. I had a pillow case pulled over my head the instant I finished the house...
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    • Yea yall ever seen the movie the Report with adam driver. The government fucks up an water boards a innocent dude they thought was a terrorist
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    • After WWII Japanese guards were sentenced to 20 years for water boarding prisoners (because it’s torture). Now the US government does it. Still torture. And they deserve 20 years for doing it.
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    • I’ve water boarded someone before. I was like 10 at the time and my cousin got waterboarded by orange juicd
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    • Isn't that the Russian flag?
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    • Yall mfs better be donating to wikipedia. All my homies love wikipedia
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    • This is extremely hateful towards people of Islam
      BLCKED 16 aug
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    • SenseiOP 13 aug
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    • Fake.. by the Onion
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    • That looks like France
      eacast42 12 aug
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    • Torture is about as Un-American as it gets.
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    • Ah yes war crimes, so patriotic.
      SlinkyGOD 12 aug
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    • My profile says it all
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    • Terrorists are just freedom fighters for countries we don't like. Fighting because our army is in their space.
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    • Good
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    • Mapleboarding is worse because even when they stop pouring you still struggle to breathe
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    • Just for shits and giggles when I was like 12 I waterboarded myself that shit is scary
      Mutant001 16 aug
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    • The guy was just the coach of the team that won the big Guantanamo Bay soccer match
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    • Gatorade is going to be have shortages soon as well as they're having trouble importing the chemicals and minerals to manufacture the drink
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    • Gonna need electrolytes for all that screaming
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    • God bless America
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    • Ok don’t care
      Patriot 16 aug
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    • Anyone else see this and say "what the... oh, its the onion"
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    • Saucd
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    • Saucd
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    • Sauce
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    • Sauce
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    • Am I the only one that looked us up and found out it's not real I can't find it anywhere if you found it let me know please
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    • Omg is this real?
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    • It’s not waterboarding, it’s a tactical baptism.
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    • And this is a bad thing?
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    • That would be hilarious.
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    • Lol torture
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    • Everyone who wonders why we shouldn’t just get rid of their rights: It sets a legal precedent. It’s hard to label what is and isn’t terroris m. A lawyer could easily say that the action you took posed terror to the streets thereby making you a terrorist and can strip of your rights then and there.
      NeverEnd 15 aug
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    • tell my rabbit he is handsome please.
      DoomFella 15 aug
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    • Yikes, but wow. Terrizing terrorists with pure Liquid American
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    • Drizsli 15 aug
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    • If only. The Onion does joke news.
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    • Kinda aggressive innit
      Cravage 15 aug
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    • Wait, they're waterboarding @ntifa?
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    • The electrolytes help choke that terrorist 1.5 times better than water.
      wattsbolt 15 aug
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    • boog 15 aug
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    • Waterboarding is scary and mentally scaring. I'd rather have my fingernails ripped off again with pliers.
      PoshDolan 15 aug
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    • Would this be the new home grown terrorists or the outsourced kind?
      monkie87 15 aug
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    • AMERICA, FUCK YA!!!!
      BROHADA 15 aug
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    • Y e s
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    • No one is saying anything about it being from the onion
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    • Honestly worse than regular water. You’re gonna get all sticky and gross.
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    • anyone seen that Liquid Death ad on youtube?
      Shelby427 15 aug
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    • Hopefully that is a white person who shot up a school who is being water boarded bc they are terrorist
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    • Its funny because amerikkka hates "terrorists" but they're infested with maga cucksucking domestic ones...
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    • 'MERICA
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