• THEM: You really let your dog sleep on the bed?!
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    • Well I can't say no to my dog.
      Sagic 7 sep
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    • Yeah i do, she even gets bundled up in the same blanket as me fuck you if you dont let your dog feel loved
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    • My baby pittie deserves all the cuddles >:(
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    • My doggee is spoiled
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    • She bites me if I try to kick her off
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    • Why buy an animal if you aren’t going to let it sleep in bed with you? I don’t make my wife sleep on the floor
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    • No he lets me sleep on the bed with him
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    • Sleeps with me every night, follows me to the bathroom in the middle of the night, and doesn’t sleep until I get in bed to cuddle. Much love for my boy Levi
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    • Dogs belong on the bed, I don’t own one anymore but they belong on your bed
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    • My dog sleeps in a crate at the foot of my bed. I'm a windmill sleeper, anything that shares a bed with me will eventually catch these hands and feet while I'm out cold. Can't explain that to a dog. So, crate. :)
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    • Dog hair in a bed is super uncomfortable
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    • iFappy 7 sep
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    • Well where the fuck else is he supposed to sleep?
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    • I always sleep with my dog and my friends make fun of me saying i fuck him. Not cool joey
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    • Absolutely not. My dog allows me to sleep in her bed. If I’m lucky, she’ll even let me cover up with a blanket
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    • I love dogs but can't stand their smell. Ik it happens naturally especially when they are wet but it's unbearable how badly they make a house smell. And you never know how bad it is till you go into a house without a dog
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    • My dog has his own bed. Multiple ones in every room. I’m not sleeping in dog hair. And I’ve literally watched my dog step in his own piss.
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    • I petsit for a friend who shares her name with her dog (not on purpose btw, she just happened to really wanna adopt a great dane mastiff mix that so happened to have the same name as her lmao), they have three dogs rn, an Irish Wolfhound (hes a big bastard), a pomeranian (weird little bastard), and
      IamABird 7 sep
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    • My dog lets me sleep on the bed
      luhFella 7 sep
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    • Dogs are the best
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    • I bought a king-size bed specifically to have enough room for my dogs
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    • People really do simp hard for dogs
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    • Mr_Fancy 7 sep
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    • If you don't let your dog sleep in the bed, why even have one?
      Shaylin 7 sep
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    • If you don't want to let your dog to sleep on comfy surfaces, why did you get a dog?
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    • Not on the bed. They shed too much and I don’t feel like waking up with hair in my mouth
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    • My dog doesn’t like being on the bed and it is weird because she used to love sleeping on the bed and she just stopped and hasn’t been on it since
      Azr_431 8 sep
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    • I'll never understand why that's a problem. I've met people who dont let their CATS on furniture
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    • I tuck mine in sometimes
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    • She's a spoiled baby at night she sleeps right next to my head 🥰
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    • I've got three pits and they all scream and cry the entire night if they aren't allowed in the bed with us.
      KidJake 7 sep
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    • I sleep on the couch with my cats because I need time aware from my fam
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    • My cat either sleeps between my legs or on a pillow next to me in my room
      NezukOwO 7 sep
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    • My dog doesn’t pull the sheets off me at night like the wife so yeah
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    • Dogs stink but idk I love my snuggle buddies
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    • How can you not let it
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    • Yes
      K1llME 7 sep
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    • Baby
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    • If a dog doesn’t listen to its owner, I can almost guarantee that the dog sleeps in the bed with them. If you don’t lay down ground rules, they’re gonna walk all over you.
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    • My dog won't leave the new recliner chair
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    • Who the fuck let’s dogs on their beds? Shits nasty as hell
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    • Yall I had an american bulldog but we had to move into our friends house i had him there but we had to hive and left him today I hot told that their dad killed him plz like his pic on my profile
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    • You let your dog inside the house? Why?
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    • People need to stop treating their dogs like children and start treating them like animals.
      Animeme 7 sep
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    • Why are people discuss of it?
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    • I let that dude up against my belly while my cock rests firmly in his fur
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    • Well of course
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    • My dog rn
      laug413 8 sep
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    • My cats hate sleeping on my bed
      From 8 sep
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    • Yes obviously how could you not
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    • Nothing wrong with it at all imo, just clean their paws off so they don’t track dirt or mud onto the bed and It’s all good
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    • You let your wife on the bed so same thing.
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    • Nasty
      CTsuxxx 8 sep
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    • Why not you let your wife sleep on yours
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    • Fine, as long as you're not one of those people who smell like dog pee, and need to tell me your life story inside my personal space.
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    • Yes I do. He’s my brother and my other half and I’ll be damned if he sleeps anywhere else
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    • My girl nova
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    • Had to put my dog down 2 weeks ago, acute liver failure after years of medicating multiple diseases. I let him sleep in my bed whenever he wanted, it was the highlight of every single day. Bed feels empty now.
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    • I wouldn’t want them in my bed for the pure fact their asshole is nice and exposed, unlike my own. Wear pants and then you can get in bed. After a bath too if they smell or feel dirty.
      927383 8 sep
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    • I don't let mine. Not cuz i don't love him. He just sheds like crazy and his fur gets itchy😂😂 i let him lay in bed every once in a while tho. Just cuz animals aren't allowed on furniture doesn't meant they aren't loved.
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    • My dog sleeps with my parents and basically takes my dad's entire side lol
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    • who Doesn't? like bruh
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    • I want a dog to cuddle with every night. I've never had a puppy before but damn I want one
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    • Wish I could let my dog sleep with me at night but he’s still working on getting potty trained
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    • Never
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    • My dog be under the covers spoonin with me
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    • i wish i could have my doggy sleep w me but she likes to pee on the bed :(
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    • My dog can sleep wherever he damn pleases, but it's cuddled up in bed with me!
      dudenone 8 sep
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    • Ohhh look at Trump. He must be tired.
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    • I don’t know about you, but my dog Beans deserves all the cuddles
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    • Yes, both of em, just use a sheet u fuckin loser
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    • Damn straight
      kc_47 8 sep
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    • Out of all the ways to flex in life, some people choose to flex on their dogs by not letting them sleep in bed. You’re a piece of shit. The dog didn’t ask to live in ur house, u chose to have a dog and now you gotta be “hard” by not letting him sleep in bed? Fuck off.
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    • My dog opened my door after I locked it I ain’t stopping her
      WolfBV 8 sep
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    • What kind of fucked up satanist doesn't sleep with their dog?
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    • Gross
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    • I gotta a husky and a pit bull got a king size bed so they can have there own area on the bed they still sleep on me 🤣🤣🤣
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    • I wanna post my dog but I’m worried the iFunny curse isn’t strictly limited to cars
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    • I sleep on my stomach and my dog sleeps on my back. If anyone comes in my.room while I'm sleeping he sits up on my back and guards me
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    • And then they fucked!
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    • Fuck whoever don’t let their dog sleep on the bed
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    • Imagine the smell
      Pursuit1 7 sep
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    • my dog sleeps with me, she's so cuddly
      Atazieus 7 sep
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    • If your dog isnt possessive of the bed then the dog can be on the bed
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    • Good doggo make comfy pillow
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    • mmmm negative energy your child had
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    • Nah my dog shits in her sleep
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    • Very that
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    • My boy Ace be lookin like that
      ghost_92 7 sep
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    • Keep your dog's clean and their fur brushed to make sure they're shedding as little as possible and it's fine to let em sleep with you
      CatOrgy 7 sep
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    • Why not?
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    • My dog forces her way up to my chest and wants me to hold her EVERY fucking night. Girls have had to scoot their ass away from me so she has room lmao
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    • Ok but honestly your dogs run/dig around their crap. You don't know what they're tracking into your sheets. Its just unsanitary... I love dogs though
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