• Them: If you become Amish, you'll need to give up your guns.
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    • Idk why tho, all the amish around me sell guns
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    • Amish people have guns tho?
      Styrbjorn 17 sep
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    • Bitch, the Amish pull triggers like they churn butter.
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    • 7th_Crow 22 sep
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    • No? Guns aren't electric
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    • Theres no electricity in Tritium.
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    • Jebediah is not fucking around
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    • That trigger discipline is on point though
      PMax 22 sep
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    • I'm Amish and i have shitload of guns and ain't scared of using them on dumbasses
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    • What?? Ive never seen an Amish family that didn't have atleast 1 gun..
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    • Seriously this app is like 90% porn, guns and politics. Not even that funny anymore.
      Teeheehee 22 sep
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    • bear33 22 sep
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    • Come and take them, pussy.
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    • Amish aren't allowed to wear belts but they are allowed to use guns
      Beastars 22 sep
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    • That don't sound right...
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    • No electricity in guns so does that make it good with them?
      TheEMT 22 sep
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    • Trying that would be a huge swing and amish
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    • "Get the flash bangs Jeb!"
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    • Y'all never heard of menenites huh
      GHoltz101 22 sep
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    • So buttons are too flashy but thats ok
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    • Guns arent electric libtards
      6Squ6lly6 22 sep
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    • Not electric. All mechanical
      1984medic 22 sep
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    • Just so y'all know I had a really funny comment and ifunny called it spam.
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    • MY GUNS YOU NO TAKE
      oofloorf 22 sep
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    • Jedediah stayin' STRAPPED.
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    • Not Amish man. Belt buckle and buttons are considered decorations and therefore not used. Mennonite perhaps?
      MedixRun 22 sep
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    • FALSE!
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    • There's a big ass flea market somewhat near where I live every year and there's always Amish there and they all are packing heat lol
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    • Or just don't be Amish
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    • They still have guns for killing vermin, coyotes and such. They don't have anything modern like an AR15, but it's at least an old-fashion repeater probably.
      xEclipse 22 sep
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    • Me: i just invented guns
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    • Jason mraz lookin ass lmao
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    • If you're not Amish you're against us.
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    • But guns can be used by Amish people..
      Tavael 22 sep
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    • Kinda lame but ok
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    • His theme song is the weird Al balkovich parody song
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    • Even if i was amish i would still have my guns
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    • Crank guns
      Lakers77 23 sep
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    • 3rd candidate BEST 1 NOT BIDEN. VISIT jo20.com vote LIBERTARIAN
      supra7in 22 sep
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    • I thought something looked a mish
      IMA912 22 sep
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    • Not many Amish near me in L.A.
      Mr_Poopy 22 sep
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    • Pull triggers once orrr twice, churning in that amish paradise.
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    • It's usually the menanites that have guns
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    • Amish paradise
      yarsftks 22 sep
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    • You'll have to give up booze too and sex only to make brats
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    • I actually don't get it.
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    • Um no they don't.
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    • so not true
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    • Amish mafia was a great (history? Discovery channel?) show
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    • But you're on a phone on a social media site, I doubt you're amish
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    • I'm not Amish.
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    • Chad amish
      IPandaI 22 sep
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    • I dont... I dont think anybody has ever said that
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    • The Amish are very well armed, and very poorly bathed
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    • Man the Amish don't even have phones yet smh
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    • Wheres all the Amish puns about aim and shit this app really has gone downhill
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    • Amish definitely stay strapped omm
      Miraak666 22 sep
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    • Firearms are not technology. Next bullshiy post. Let's move on.
      DCGunther 22 sep
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    • 🎵Been spending most my life living in an Amish paradise🎵
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    • Ok
      ur_mum673 22 sep
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    • BRAKING AMISH
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    • Stop posting porn please
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    • Nice
      SmAyP00sH 22 sep
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