Them: If you become Amish, you'll need to give up your guns.
Me:
supersaiyansasquatch supersaiyansasquatch
16 sep 2020
Them: If you become Amish, you'll need to give up your guns. Me:
Friend: Are you a dog person or a cat person?
Me: I'm a Calot person.
Friend: A what?
Me:
Warlord_Of_Mars Warlord_Of_Mars
23 sep 2020
Friend: Are you a dog person or a cat person? Me: I'm a Calot person. Friend: A what? Me:
TMZ @ @TMZ-
Lindsey Vonn's Dogs Attacked By
Porcupine, 'Incredibly Thankful They're Ok'
Lindsey Vonn's Dogs Attacked By
Porcupine, 'Incredibly Thankful They'r...
66 106
Caitlyn Is Staying Home
@CaitInn
Replying to @TMZ
Bullshit. Her dogs attacked a porcupine, which defended itself.
Porcupines don't attack. Here's hoping the dogs feel better soon, but please don't spread misinformation.
TMZ @ @TMZ- Lindsey Vonn's Dogs Attacked By Porcupine, 'Incredibly Thankful They're Ok' Lindsey Vonn's Dogs Attacked By Porcupine, 'Incredibly Thankful They'r... 66 106 Caitlyn Is Staying Home @CaitInn Replying to @TMZ Bullshit. Her dogs attacked a porcupine, which defended itself. Porcupines don't attack. Here's hoping the dogs feel better soon, but please don't spread misinformation.
oh, you're a true "country music lover" who is this?
pudgle pudgle
4 dec 2020
oh, you're a true "country music lover" who is this?
Wen u wake up at to pee and u try to check your text messages
BenAndJerrys BenAndJerrys
27 jan
Wen u wake up at to pee and u try to check your text messages
Never take advice from me, you'll end up drunk!
Never take advice from me, you'll end up drunk!
When it's too hot fora one piece.
Gamer_Mom Gamer_Mom
11 sep 2020
When it's too hot fora one piece.
LIFTING WEIGHTS MAKES WOMEN HUGE?
FALSE. CUPCAKES MAKE WOMEN HUGE.
Spongeboob64 Spongeboob64
25 may
LIFTING WEIGHTS MAKES WOMEN HUGE? FALSE. CUPCAKES MAKE WOMEN HUGE.
Day one of posting a picture of my mouse
until it gets featured
spinnychair spinnychair
23 sep 2020
Day one of posting a picture of my mouse until it gets featured
My dog: *barks at me*
Me: *barks back a couple times*
My dog wondering why I just said that I'll fuck his feline
mother and fortnite dance over the Soviet Union:
PyroKen PyroKen
27 sep 2020
My dog: *barks at me* Me: *barks back a couple times* My dog wondering why I just said that I'll fuck his feline mother and fortnite dance over the Soviet Union:
when you forget your wiimote strap
royalmug royalmug
24 sep 2020
when you forget your wiimote strap
When it's hot af inside and you gotta hang an arm out the window
Fromundamahjunk
21 mar
When it's hot af inside and you gotta hang an arm out the window
ShaunSanchez ShaunSanchez
24 sep 2020
Why'd he eat every tiktok girl up like that? Wait for it
"Your biggest supporter is a stranger.
Your biggest hater is someone you know."
- Heath Ledger
magyaroxcy magyaroxcy
11 may
"Your biggest supporter is a stranger. Your biggest hater is someone you know." - Heath Ledger
justshitsandgiggle justshitsandgiggle
26 sep 2020
© Based on: briskydogs
He was like:" Are you coming or what?!' TikTok @puppyontiktok
I heard he doesn't clear his internet history and never goes incognito mode
Thotai_II Thotai_II
18 feb
I heard he doesn't clear his internet history and never goes incognito mode
Reaching the end of collective :
Look into my eyes, Lawrence.
And you will see that I am quite dead.
comedywizard comedywizard
12 jan 2021
Reaching the end of collective : Look into my eyes, Lawrence. And you will see that I am quite dead.
Me leaving the Apple store with an iPhone 12 in my mouth
GoddessSaigon GoddessSaigon
11 nov 2020
Me leaving the Apple store with an iPhone 12 in my mouth
when your parents think an ugly shirt looks good on you
when your parents think an ugly shirt looks good on you