Them: How much freedom do you really need?
Scarletbee Scarletbee
9 apr
Them: How much freedom do you really need?
Alright I'll bite. What do I do for a living
@Sp
@Sp y]
Work as a butler in a haunted mansion and put your little hand in the mashed potatoes
AFloridian AFloridian
22 jun
Alright I'll bite. What do I do for a living @Sp @Sp y] Work as a butler in a haunted mansion and put your little hand in the mashed potatoes
I thought the cup was blasting off
CLOUT MONKEY
Look at this beautiful dog
To the moon.
Republished Republished
22 sep 2020
I thought the cup was blasting off CLOUT MONKEY Look at this beautiful dog To the moon.
When you kidnap every single pug on the planet and begin reverse- selectively breeding them back into a functional animal
free air, again. my friend
mofo_whales mofo_whales
17 feb
When you kidnap every single pug on the planet and begin reverse- selectively breeding them back into a functional animal free air, again. my friend
"Girls talk in a higher pitch to guys they like"
Girls when they talk to me:
Tim Storms, the man with the world's deepest voice, can hit notes that only elephants are able to hear them.
Yeah_Im_THAT_Guy Yeah_Im_THAT_Guy
4 nov 2020
"Girls talk in a higher pitch to guys they like" Girls when they talk to me: Tim Storms, the man with the world's deepest voice, can hit notes that only elephants are able to hear them.
when you decide to have a little lay down for few minutes but you wake up at fully clothed with the lights on
when you decide to have a little lay down for few minutes but you wake up at fully clothed with the lights on
officially_Angry_Jesus officially_Angry_Jesus
23 sep 2020
VM NOT MAD THAT MY SON IS FAT
ALL FOOD MUST GO
TO THE LAB FOR TESTING
Trilose
14 apr
ALL FOOD MUST GO TO THE LAB FOR TESTING
told my teenage niece to go get me newspaper.
She laughed at me, and said, "Oh uncle you are so old. Just use my phone."
So I slammed her phone against the wall to kill a spider.
Modem problems require modern solutions
told my teenage niece to go get me newspaper. She laughed at me, and said, "Oh uncle you are so old. Just use my phone." So I slammed her phone against the wall to kill a spider. Modem problems require modern solutions
NEW TEST FOR SENIORS DRIVERS'
LICENSE RENEWAL...
lap
singleWarthunder singleWarthunder
23 jun
NEW TEST FOR SENIORS DRIVERS' LICENSE RENEWAL... lap
103-year-old woman celebrates beating Covid-19 with a cold beer
By Anna Sturla, CNN
Updated AM EDT, Sun May 31, 2020
navaeh navaeh
4 nov 2020
103-year-old woman celebrates beating Covid-19 with a cold beer By Anna Sturla, CNN Updated AM EDT, Sun May 31, 2020
This is my dog guys. Her name is vodoo. Stop and say hello - This is my dog guys. Her name is vodoo. Stop and say hello
MyDeadWonderland
23 sep 2020
This is my dog guys. Her name is vodoo. Stop and say hello - This is my dog guys. Her name is vodoo. Stop and say hello
Size doesn't matter, unless you're talking about what's underneath it all. Your heart!
hardWarthunder hardWarthunder
23 jun
Size doesn't matter, unless you're talking about what's underneath it all. Your heart!
CERTIFIED MEEP
SEVEN DAYS A WEEK
Xlsiorrr
25 sep 2020
CERTIFIED MEEP SEVEN DAYS A WEEK
WHEN SHE IS 35 WITH 5 KIDS AND FINALLY READY TO SETTLE DOWN
Spartakiss Spartakiss
9 jun
WHEN SHE IS 35 WITH 5 KIDS AND FINALLY READY TO SETTLE DOWN
MAN BOW
JHE DOG BOWL FOR MEN. EN
MAN
MAN BOW JHE DOG BOWL FOR MEN. EN MAN
Winning a World Cup semifinals match is an accomplishment, but beating the English two days before the of July and mocking their tea drinking is something else #PinkiesUp
MurkDirty MurkDirty
27 jan
Winning a World Cup semifinals match is an accomplishment, but beating the English two days before the of July and mocking their tea drinking is something else #PinkiesUp
Romanian court tells man he is not alive
Constantin Reliu, 63, fails to overturn 2003 death certificate because he appealed too late
bureaucracy II
Forgedgod Forgedgod
7 jan 2021
Romanian court tells man he is not alive Constantin Reliu, 63, fails to overturn 2003 death certificate because he appealed too late bureaucracy II
Teacher: "See me after class"
10 year old me who just started watching
porn:
KortalMombatt KortalMombatt
15 apr
Teacher: "See me after class" 10 year old me who just started watching porn:
got that Snapchat filter to work on my pup! - I got that Snapchat filter to work on my pup!
MissDoe MissDoe
23 sep 2020
got that Snapchat filter to work on my pup! - I got that Snapchat filter to work on my pup!