Them: How much freedom do you really need?
Scarletbee Scarletbee
9 apr
Them: How much freedom do you really need?
Me: "Dad can I use get the remote?"
Dad: "Hold on I'm still watching this"
SS
Ge
Dad five minutes later:
Eragon_Shadeslayer Eragon_Shadeslayer
25 jan 2021
Me: "Dad can I use get the remote?" Dad: "Hold on I'm still watching this" SS Ge Dad five minutes later:
when you trying to be a tough dog but you actually just look like cute mash potato
MilkedAlienCow MilkedAlienCow
25 sep 2020
when you trying to be a tough dog but you actually just look like cute mash potato
Scientist: Explaining importance of good sleep
Me at 3 am watching him explain:
Quirk Quirk
22 apr
Scientist: Explaining importance of good sleep Me at 3 am watching him explain:
Am I masturbating because I'm horny?
or because I'm depressed and I need the dopamine?
RumNCoke4mike RumNCoke4mike
5 mar
Am I masturbating because I'm horny? or because I'm depressed and I need the dopamine?
If gingers have no soul, Explain this?
xans xans
13 oct 2020
If gingers have no soul, Explain this?
Vietnam police: 345,000 used condoms were cleaned, sold as new
gottiloc gottiloc
25 sep 2020
Vietnam police: 345,000 used condoms were cleaned, sold as new
Aunt: "why you got mix match socks"
My sister: "why all yo kids got mix match dads?
Me:
Lollypop_wonder Lollypop_wonder
11 sep 2020
Aunt: "why you got mix match socks" My sister: "why all yo kids got mix match dads? Me:
Your
'Too Late Now...
is an Alsspole
A Guide fer Parents
Who are Most Likely
Also Assholes
Your 'Too Late Now... is an Alsspole A Guide fer Parents Who are Most Likely Also Assholes
Everybody asks who's the impostor.
but nobody asks how's the impostor -
sammyd221 sammyd221
23 sep 2020
Everybody asks who's the impostor. but nobody asks how's the impostor -
Florida Man stole Walmart clothes and secretly worked as cashier, he kept all the cash and made $2000 in four hours.
ig: @memepime @memepime2
Florida Man did get paid pretty good for a small walmart job
Gummbo Gummbo
20 nov 2020
Florida Man stole Walmart clothes and secretly worked as cashier, he kept all the cash and made $2000 in four hours. ig: @memepime @memepime2 Florida Man did get paid pretty good for a small walmart job
I DON'
KNO TO AC MY
AGE.
WWW
I'VE NEVER BEEN THIS AGE BEFORE.
I DON' KNO TO AC MY AGE. WWW I'VE NEVER BEEN THIS AGE BEFORE.
When you accidentally catch your little hulkster in your zipper.
When you accidentally catch your little hulkster in your zipper.
Suez Canal: *exists*
Cargo ship captain
Fuck, you So tight
heather_90 heather_90
29 mar
Suez Canal: *exists* Cargo ship captain Fuck, you So tight
no guy who looks this english could be elected president today
Formerly Known as ALT-immigrat...
George Washington if he lived in the present time
tombestig tombestig
11 may
no guy who looks this english could be elected president today Formerly Known as ALT-immigrat... George Washington if he lived in the present time
Cindy Lou is all grown up (Taylor Momsen)
SSS
AlisVolatPropriis AlisVolatPropriis
5 apr
Cindy Lou is all grown up (Taylor Momsen) SSS
Am cute enough?
yes -
Tsarbucks Tsarbucks
26 sep 2020
Am cute enough? yes -
"Its good to know who hates you
and it
is good Ke hated by \ the right people."
JOHNNY CASH
ShadowELFx3 ShadowELFx3
10 mar
"Its good to know who hates you and it is good Ke hated by \ the right people." JOHNNY CASH