Them: Are you a cat or dog person?
Me: I'm a shark person.
becauseimbored12 becauseimbored12
21 sep 2020
Them: Are you a cat or dog person? Me: I'm a shark person.
When you meet your friends
Mom and she says "Who's this handsome little man?"
"When I hit puberty. you're first."
Robguy69 Robguy69
24 nov 2020
When you meet your friends Mom and she says "Who's this handsome little man?" "When I hit puberty. you're first."
Taco Bell employee: Sir, you don't need to moan after every item you order
Taco Bell employee: Sir, you don't need to moan after every item you order
So, you thought it was a good idea to post this.
SaxophoneNerd SaxophoneNerd
22 jan 2021
So, you thought it was a good idea to post this.
When he gives you flowers wrapped in cellophane from the grocery store and says "we're going to Olive
Garden"
Catalyticmemes Catalyticmemes
22 dec 2020
When he gives you flowers wrapped in cellophane from the grocery store and says "we're going to Olive Garden"
When you have to save your wife from a certain death, but your trilogy doesn't have force healing
AX
I'm limited by the technology of my time.
SlimFresh69 SlimFresh69
15 mar
When you have to save your wife from a certain death, but your trilogy doesn't have force healing AX I'm limited by the technology of my time.
Somewhere in an alternate universe...
napoleon623 napoleon623
22 jun
Somewhere in an alternate universe...
Ex-porn star Mia Khalifa goes topless to celebrate new
OnlyFans account
Mia Khalifa ha been ng advocate of "doing porn on y own terms" and has ded those using OnlyFans to make
tar uploaded a sultry pict on
money. The forr
mik.png
1.63 MB PNG
>pornstar says she regrets doing porn and quits
>now starts an onlyfans to sell more porn
I'm confused.
XXXONAMEMESTREAK XXXONAMEMESTREAK
15 jan 2021
Ex-porn star Mia Khalifa goes topless to celebrate new OnlyFans account Mia Khalifa ha been ng advocate of "doing porn on y own terms" and has ded those using OnlyFans to make tar uploaded a sultry pict on money. The forr mik.png 1.63 MB PNG >pornstar says she regrets doing porn and quits >now starts an onlyfans to sell more porn I'm confused.
don't let guys treat you like free salsa, you are guac
babygirl
don't let guys treat you like free salsa, you are guac babygirl
When you answer more than
10.000 pss pss pss's in a row and unlock the golden skin
th:
Cats Cats
24 sep 2020
When you answer more than 10.000 pss pss pss's in a row and unlock the golden skin th:
Memes Problems from
3 years ago
Me
SirJohn SirJohn
10 nov 2020
Memes Problems from 3 years ago Me
Time Traveler: Kicks rock
The timeline:
BREAKING NEWS
LOCAL GORILLA NAMED HARAMBE SAVES CHILD
Time Traveler: Kicks rock The timeline: BREAKING NEWS LOCAL GORILLA NAMED HARAMBE SAVES CHILD
We are Disney.
Lower your shields and surrender your ships.
We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own.
Your culture will adapt to service us.
Resistance is futile.
Scatty, I need warp speed now or we're all dead!
Sulu, get us out of here!
NCC1701_D NCC1701_D
27 sep 2020
We are Disney. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile. Scatty, I need warp speed now or we're all dead! Sulu, get us out of here!
You get what you work for, not what you wish for!
glum_peporixist glum_peporixist
3 jun
You get what you work for, not what you wish for!
Teacher: *asks the kid who isn't paying attention a question"
Kid: *answers it correctly*
'n
The teacher:
Teacher: *asks the kid who isn't paying attention a question" Kid: *answers it correctly* 'n The teacher:
When you have an argument with your best friend
Fuck you and I'll see you tomorrow!
rikitikitavi rikitikitavi
24 sep 2020
When you have an argument with your best friend Fuck you and I'll see you tomorrow!
Crab Bolled In Pepsi Max for 2 Hours Served In
iotiorbinks why
Reply are
lian xperience
Twas tired of the sun. Always blinding me while i'm on the computer.
I wanted rain and thought the best way to do that was to make god cry
10e749103701jdne 10e749103701jdne
21 sep 2020
Crab Bolled In Pepsi Max for 2 Hours Served In iotiorbinks why Reply are lian xperience Twas tired of the sun. Always blinding me while i'm on the computer. I wanted rain and thought the best way to do that was to make god cry
weareallportionsforfoxes:
Danny Phantom: the man of several good comebacks.
Trifid Trifid
26 sep 2020
weareallportionsforfoxes: Danny Phantom: the man of several good comebacks.
vegans when they realize they are made of meat
nh03 nh03
29 oct 2020
vegans when they realize they are made of meat
Cat on a cat - Cat on a cat
Theoneamigo Theoneamigo
25 sep 2020
Cat on a cat - Cat on a cat