MY BIRD IS SITTING IN THE TOP CORNER OF HER CAGE CALLING MY DOG'S NAME AND ASKING IF HE WANTS A TREAT AND IF HE WANTS TO GO TO OUTSIL AND HE'S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT'S HER SO EVERYTIME SHE SAYS SOMETHING HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE
You know what they say about girls with big titties right?
" @steppen_Wolfe -
Replying to @SweetLizzyy
That ya have to wear deodorant under your boobs
The One @jr2nd2none - v
Replying to @SweetLizzyy and @foreignnaomii
Yeah, back problems
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IF YOU MURDER SOMEONE BURY THE VICTIM
6-10 FEET UNDERNEATH DEAD
BODY. SNIFFING HOUNDS WILL DIG UP THE DEAD DOG AND POLICE WILL THINK IT'S A FALSE POSITIVE
HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS
I'm more concerned with the fact that I'm taking murdering advice from a duck.
How do you know a cat is agitated? He's having a hissy
What's a cat's favorite magazine? Good Mousekeeping!
Why did the cat wear a fancy dress? She was feline fine!
hat's a cat's favorite color? Purple! hy was the cat afraid of the tree? Because of its bark!
hat did the cat say when it was confused? "I'm purr-
One of the rarest dog breeds in the world, the
Tibetan mastiff can grow up to 2.7 feet in height and weigh up to 198 lb. These huge dogs can be
super expensive, and a puppy was sold for $2
million in China back in 2014.