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"I put my phone down and can't find it", a
saga.
E thebibliosphere
A tragedy in three parts.
é miraniel
"I'll call it anyway."
*averyone stands around really quietly
listening for a faint buzzing noise*
A comedy.
a tygermama
"I thought I lost my phone only to realize I was
holding it in my other hand"
A lesson in situational awareness
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    • "Want me to call it?" "Nah that's okay, I'll do it myse...oh"
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    • I lost my phone today and found it in the fridge
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    • Pro tip, shout extra loudly..... "HEY GOOGLE!!!!! TURN MEDIA VOLUME TO MAX!!!!" then wait for the reply
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    • “WelL wHEre’D yOu LOsE iT?”
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    • Pro tip- get an Apple Watch and you can ping your phone regardless of volume level
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    • the first time i smoked a bong i took like 8 or 9 rips and then lost my phone, me n my friend looked around for it for a good 3-5 minutes before we realized it was in my hand, playing music
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    • One time I was looking for my phone when I saw it on the table because I got a message so I responded and went upstairs to look for it before stopping halfway to actually think
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    • "Wait, this is an oil can?" A plot twist
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    • No shit my friend took one of my other friends phones when he didn’t know, and since it was dark he thought it fell in the yard somewhere. So she grabbed his phone and used it as a flashlight to help him look until he noticed
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    • “HEY SIRI.... WHERE ARE YOU???”
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    • I always do this with my glasses because they're black and blend in with most of the furniture.
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    • When you forget it on a wooden table, so all you hear is *BRRRRBRRRR*
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    • I've called my phone from my phone before...
      blakpanda 28 jun
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    • i've got an iphone and ipad and find my iphone has saved my ass so many times
      Loiter 28 jun
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    • the comment section is LITERALLY all porn.
      Ars_Almal 28 jun
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    • dm me a selfie to be personally roasted
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    • this reminded me to take my phone off mute lol thanks
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    • Ordering food. Hands phone to someone else to pick what they want. Sitting idle for more than three seconds... "hey, where's my phone??"
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    • Was once on the phone in a call with my cousin and “lost” my phone. MF didn’t say anything and just let me panic in my stupidity...
      Kendroll 28 jun
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    • Why the fuck are the only comments porn related
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    • I just say hey Siri if you don’t respond for sec after it activates he goes I’m here
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    • My watch pings my phone so if I can’t find it I ping it
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    • I always have my phone on Do Not Disturb and when I lose it, it’s the worst feeling in the world
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    • I lost my phone in soup
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    • I once got so high Iost my phone and used my phone flash light to see under my bed to look for my phone Stonks 📈
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    • You ever put something down in your lap only to lose it immediately without having to move?
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    • Find my device on Google for android devices, find my iphone for iphones
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    • Tumblr Moment
      semeMdaeD 28 jun
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    • It's worse for me because I bought this phone magnet thing and now stick my phone to walls, ceilings, my drum kit, cars, metal beams, etc.
      Walk0man 28 jun
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    • ISIS: I can't find my phone. Friend: I'll call it (distant explosion)
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    • Petition to treat feminists like facists
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    • QueenLoba 28 jun
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    • My friend once asked her mom to help her look for her phone while she was on the phone with her mom and her mom said sure...
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    • *checks phone* 14 missed calls from mom. A horror.
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    • A series on being cooked as
      Destello 1 jul
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    • This happened to me before lmao
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    • This was better than captain marvel
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    • If you liked it you should have put a ring on it.
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    • That last one sounds like a veggietales
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    • I just say ok google make a noise and try to listen for it. It usually works unless it's in a different room or if something is covering the mic and google doesn't hear me
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    • U hear a faint buzzing that sounds like it's nowhere and everyone at once
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    • “Lemme finish this text then I’ll find my phone”
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    • A funny joke...
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    • Tumblr, just die. Please.
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    • my friend was trying to look for his sunglasses.. alas.. they were on top of his head
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    • I lost my phone once. I later found it in my bra
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    • Mine is always off when I lose it. Which is bad because then it'll immediately hang up the caller.
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    • I have an Android. I jus tell Google to make my phone ring. Doesn't matter if it's on silent. Guess it's an iPhone problem
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    • I tend to lose my phone right around when it gets dark outside and i usually leave it on silent anyone because i hate getting interrupted so i just turn off all my lights and wait for the screen to light up which i can usually see from wherever it's hiding.
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    • It dosnt buzz on silent
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    • I lost my phone talking on it once
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    • Once in school I lost my phone about 10 minutes before the end of class and everyone was preparing to go and I was like oh my god wheres my phone where is it someone call it for me and turns out it was under my desk the whole time
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    • Anyone else ever been on the phone with someone, then proceed to lose your phone and ask the person on the other end if they have seen your phone?
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    • Just use someone elses phone and use “find my phone” feature thatll make it ring on full volume.
      smolyam 30 jun
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    • I am so baked rn I can’t understand any of these memes. I read the words but nothing is processing. Wtf
      mattatatz 30 jun
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    • My friend was looking for his phone and when he got up and made a fist he realized it was in his hand
      mike21905 30 jun
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    • Or you know login into Google or apple and set it to ring to find it which will override it being on silent and ring for several minutes to locate it
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    • I often think to myself about where my phone could possibly be while scrolling through insta
      Owen29 30 jun
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    • Fucking losing my glasses when I’m wearing them. Smh.
      Tanky1000 30 jun
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    • Do you ever shit so hard you recoil up?
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    • I have horrid eyesight and on more than one occasion have taken my glasses off, then freaked out because I had no idea where I set them down at, all while they were in my own hand
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    • It's not my phone - Murder Mystery
      Jca2790 29 jun
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    • I'll just use the flashlight on my phone to check in the dark places and see if my phone is there
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    • My mom did the fourth one but it was with my brother.
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    • The phone in the other hand isn’t my phone
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    • Has it on silent...
      Ed_win 29 jun
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    • I am all these people..... One time I was talking to a buddy of mine on the phone and about 3 minutes in I thought I lost my phone cause I forgot I was talking on it so I said "hold on a sec, bro.... I can't find my.... Oh wait.... Fuck I'm an idiot."
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    • I've been on the phone with my brother and he asked me to text him so he could find his phone. But im also the person that will let someone make a call on my phone then immediately panic when I can't find my phone while they are on it.
      doaf 29 jun
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    • Biggs_ 29 jun
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    • I just yell at my google home that I lost my phone, turns max everything on
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    • One time I spent ten minutes looking for my glasses before realizing I was wearing them. On my face.
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    • I was holding my phone in my hand on a phone call and said hold on I'm gonna have to let you go I can't find my phone
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    • The last guy got a 1 on perception check
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    • "I dropped my phone in a public toilet before flushing it"- a bone chilling thriller
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    • Just Google find my device from a PC and it will ring even if it's on silent
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    • I cant find my phone, it's pitch black in here *uses phone's flashlight*
      Edgy_feet 28 jun
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    • when you lose your phone and it’s dead...
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    • "Don't touch that table my phone's on it" the sequel
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    • When you’re talking to someone on the phone while ur searching for ur phone is the best
      RayRomano 28 jun
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    • I literally used my phone flash light to look for my phone the other day
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    • Anyone just wear glasses and forget your wearing them
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    • I swear every single fucking time I set my phone down on my bed it ends up 5 feet away from me inside a big ass blanket
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    • I only put my phone on silent during movies and in class (I don’t work in a situation where having my phone off is required), and in both situations I’m not using it while it’s on silent. Either I don’t want to answer the phone and send it to voicemail or I answer it, because I’m not terrified
      Flamjetxx 28 jun
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    • Was looking for my phone at night, turned on the flashlight on my phone to look for it under the bed
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    • When someone loses something like their keys ill offer to call them but if they lose their phone I stay silent
      Cylic 28 jun
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    • As long as it's not dead, calling will still help. The screen will light up, and that helps a lot. I'll always ask if they want me to call, first thing.
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    • Just use “Find my iPhone”
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    • Presses the alert phone button on google on any other device which causes your phone to turn its volume to full and play your ringtone til you find it ... A lesson in technology
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    • My mom can’t keep her phone with her to save her life. At least one time a day for like ten minutes she freaks out and makes us find it for her
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    • Fun fact: find my iPhone can be accessed from any device with internet and there is a ping function that forces it to make noise even if it’s on silent
      twoccm 28 jun
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    • Was looking for my phone for a half an hour the other day just to find out it was in my pocket the whole time lol, was wearing baggy shorts
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