The would be the,
they would
Motherilekers.ps
okiejarhead71 okiejarhead71
13 mar
The would be the, they would Motherilekers.ps
What the first Minecraft tree sees
Spiltmilk Spiltmilk
21 nov 2020
What the first Minecraft tree sees
Cashier: Your total is $110.25
My girl: Here baby
Xinity Xinity
25 sep 2020
Cashier: Your total is $110.25 My girl: Here baby
People who play video games: didn't
think I was being loud"
Also people who play video games:
@BorderlineBrat
vexmlthe2nd vexmlthe2nd
28 jan 2021
People who play video games: didn't think I was being loud" Also people who play video games: @BorderlineBrat
Lachino_A Lachino_A
25 sep 2020
Lol nothing funnier than childhood trauma
When you purposely call yourself ugly and she replies with "boy stop playing you know your goofy ass cute
bigdrakomeme bigdrakomeme
25 sep 2020
When you purposely call yourself ugly and she replies with "boy stop playing you know your goofy ass cute
What I'm waiting to happen in
2021
cuddly_nova_xeno cuddly_nova_xeno
24 apr
What I'm waiting to happen in 2021
bowwowwow bowwowwow
23 sep 2020
What's this country cafled?
When you are single and told there are plenty of fish in the sea. These are the fish.
Lost1 Lost1
14 sep 2020
When you are single and told there are plenty of fish in the sea. These are the fish.
Atheists when you send them thoughts and prayers instead of hypothesis and research
DeepWebIntel DeepWebIntel
13 apr
Atheists when you send them thoughts and prayers instead of hypothesis and research
the resin in my pipe watching me pack another bow! without cleaning it out first
the resin in my pipe watching me pack another bow! without cleaning it out first
the perfect mask doesn't
MEME LORD NE
DiCaprio
Face Mask
599
Add to Cart
Malbolge333 Malbolge333
8 sep 2020
the perfect mask doesn't MEME LORD NE DiCaprio Face Mask 599 Add to Cart
IF HOOTERS HAD DELIVERY.
WOULD
BE CALLED KNOCKERS2
head_audiautomotive head_audiautomotive
4 nov 2020
IF HOOTERS HAD DELIVERY. WOULD BE CALLED KNOCKERS2
'Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly heats, fucker? Well you'l
'change your mind once you put it together and try to eat
First you'll get a mouthtul of just bread and
<isappointment, then when you take another bite your
'mouth will be assauited by the copious amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won't be
'enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich lke that is
\hat failure tastes fke. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there's no love in that sandwich. I's about balance, Life needs balance, and so does your fucking
'sandwich. You disgust me. Don't tak to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.
BO
288,532 note:
Darkwolf244 Darkwolf244
27 sep 2020
'Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly heats, fucker? Well you'l 'change your mind once you put it together and try to eat First you'll get a mouthtul of just bread and <isappointment, then when you take another bite your 'mouth will be assauited by the copious amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won't be 'enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich lke that is \hat failure tastes fke. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there's no love in that sandwich. I's about balance, Life needs balance, and so does your fucking 'sandwich. You disgust me. Don't tak to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich. BO 288,532 note:
Every Canadian mom's favourite singer, Michael Buble, was recently spotted at Disneyland having absolutely zero clue what to do with corn on the cob.
burzteed
Ho looks so lost, someone help him
It's tke... He Anows, on some tovel, that this isn't the way it's done.
LiegeAnon LiegeAnon
24 sep 2020
Every Canadian mom's favourite singer, Michael Buble, was recently spotted at Disneyland having absolutely zero clue what to do with corn on the cob. burzteed Ho looks so lost, someone help him It's tke... He Anows, on some tovel, that this isn't the way it's done.
Anyone can piss their pants. It takes a real man to piss his shirt too.
- Clit Eastwood
Andrew_fitz78 Andrew_fitz78
17 mar
Anyone can piss their pants. It takes a real man to piss his shirt too. - Clit Eastwood
The Weeknd finally reveals what he's been hiding under the bandage
What in the Michael Jackson
History repeats itself lol - History repeats itself lol
comedywizard comedywizard
7 jan 2021
The Weeknd finally reveals what he's been hiding under the bandage What in the Michael Jackson History repeats itself lol - History repeats itself lol
"We're all so addicted to our phones nowadays. Whenever I go into peoples' homes to watch them eat dinner, they spend the whole meal on the phone reporting me to the police instead of actually engaging each other in conversation."
-Clint Eastwood
On technology
TheEducatedTexan TheEducatedTexan
1 dec 2020
"We're all so addicted to our phones nowadays. Whenever I go into peoples' homes to watch them eat dinner, they spend the whole meal on the phone reporting me to the police instead of actually engaging each other in conversation." -Clint Eastwood On technology
Ryan Whitney Says He Could Identify
Every Guy On His College Hockey
Team Just By Looking At Their Dick
PM - Buffer
51 1,475
Kuznetsov Kuznetsov
14d
Ryan Whitney Says He Could Identify Every Guy On His College Hockey Team Just By Looking At Their Dick PM - Buffer 51 1,475