"The worst she could say is no"
Her:
Judge Judy: If you were thea trophy at the end of my race,
I would walk backwards.
redhead_2020 redhead_2020
25 may
"The worst she could say is no" Her: Judge Judy: If you were thea trophy at the end of my race, I would walk backwards.
This is my dog that is getting put down today - This is my dog that is getting put down today
weedtoast
24 sep 2020
This is my dog that is getting put down today - This is my dog that is getting put down today
This is really
ENE
heavy!!
Yesss! Now I
need one more
hing...
This is your life now. Chained at my feet like DOG!
OhYeahLordGalvatron OhYeahLordGalvatron
24 sep 2020
This is really ENE heavy!! Yesss! Now I need one more hing... This is your life now. Chained at my feet like DOG!
Cat was not the impostor.
bender_bending bender_bending
21 sep 2020
Cat was not the impostor.
When your roomate asks you why you still have a beard after borrowing his trimmer
TiffanyOdell TiffanyOdell
19 nov 2020
When your roomate asks you why you still have a beard after borrowing his trimmer
Saturday. Goods Good, I ke) Saturdays.
lilyawhoknew: lumos5000:
-fang shall rebiog this every Saturday. Every.
"But now and then there are Saturdays. Big temporal tipping points when anything is possible"
BONUS POINTS FOR ADDING THE ELEVEN QUOTE
DoctorPines DoctorPines
22 aug 2020
Saturday. Goods Good, I ke) Saturdays. lilyawhoknew: lumos5000: -fang shall rebiog this every Saturday. Every. "But now and then there are Saturdays. Big temporal tipping points when anything is possible" BONUS POINTS FOR ADDING THE ELEVEN QUOTE
BIG TITS MATTER
" ~
hooligandem1985
6 jan 2021
BIG TITS MATTER " ~
When Neil Armstrong was pondering what his first words on the Lunar surface would be during the Apollo 11 landing, Command Module pilot Michael Collins jokingly suggested:
"If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic."
ChairManThe2nd_2021 ChairManThe2nd_2021
18 jan 2021
When Neil Armstrong was pondering what his first words on the Lunar surface would be during the Apollo 11 landing, Command Module pilot Michael Collins jokingly suggested: "If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic."
Her milkshakes bring all the...
Ducks to the yard?!?!
ringed_davidsirdude ringed_davidsirdude
26 mar
Her milkshakes bring all the... Ducks to the yard?!?!
When you're out for your birthday meal and you suddenly spot a cake coming round the corner and everyone starts singing
Please don't do this
cheryDragon cheryDragon
24 oct 2020
When you're out for your birthday meal and you suddenly spot a cake coming round the corner and everyone starts singing Please don't do this
Atheists when you senc them thoughts and
prayers instead of hypotheses and research
Smolclod Smolclod
11 may
Atheists when you senc them thoughts and prayers instead of hypotheses and research
LOVE YOU
FUNNY YELLOW naG
eggrollo eggrollo
24 feb
LOVE YOU FUNNY YELLOW naG
When u late for work in the winter...
When u late for work in the winter...
mommy milkers
word that's typically used to describe extremely large breasts.
Oh baby, that prostitute has a lovely pair of Mommy Milkers
still_attackontitan still_attackontitan
8 may
mommy milkers word that's typically used to describe extremely large breasts. Oh baby, that prostitute has a lovely pair of Mommy Milkers
YOU BEST START BELIEVING IN CYBERPURK DYSTOPIAS
YOU'RE IN ONE
YOU BEST START BELIEVING IN CYBERPURK DYSTOPIAS YOU'RE IN ONE
When y'all both roast each other and hold back on that one joke that's gon spark a nerve
Blunt_Babe Blunt_Babe
22 jun
When y'all both roast each other and hold back on that one joke that's gon spark a nerve
me: *goes to a website for the first time*
kavsQ\
the website:
me: *goes to a website for the first time* kavsQ\ the website: