• The woman I'm planning to marry
showed me this pebble that looks like a
guitar pick and with an entirely straight
face said "it's for rock music."
"By sheepkind
marry her faster
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    • First thing i thought was " Like A Penguin!"
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    • I'm thinking about getting a electric guitar and everything I need with it. I have a budget of around 300 dollars. Any tips (and I am not getting the 30 dollar ones on Wish even I don't trust that)
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    • I thought there was a hole in her hand
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    • She has really long fingers
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    • Hello. I don't know you and you don't know me, but you're beautiful and strong, and anything you have went through will not define you any longer, I believe in you 💕
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    • What’s with the E.T. hands?
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    • Yo bitch got some long fuckin hands my nigga.
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    • Wonderful feeling when you find THE ONE. A person who's beauiful inside and out that doesn't need you but wants to be with you.
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    • looks like she could dunk on a nigga
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    • She's got weird hands
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    • She's like a penguin!
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    • What them fingers do? 😳
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    • Girls. Listen. Be corny. Be cheesy. Guys love that shit.
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    • She’s gonna make a great dad
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    • I can see part of her thigh.
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    • Pretty solid woman joke. I like it
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    • You know when you and your friends would play pretend gun fight and make imaginary guns with your hands? She’d have an M82 sniper rifle
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    • Considering that ring it already looks like she’s married
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    • Wtf is wrong with her fingers
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    • Don’t marry her tell her to try harder
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    • Oh I thought that was some shungite
      haggard 25 jun
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    • POV you two are penguins but she is dominating you
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    • Fundroid
      She's a keeper
      Fundroid 25 jun
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    • That is one big ass hand, I hope it's just a camera glitch
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    • Marriage speedrun any%
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    • And she has natural nails and not that wannabe thug crap.
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    • Neato
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    • Yo bruh that's so quirky you really got the whole squad laughin 😐😐😐😐
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    • WOMEN ARE DEPRECIATING ASSETS
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    • So fiance or girlfriend? Why say it like you're s dimwit
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    • That's a gross hand
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    • Is she a dyke? Whys she wearing those shoes
      catmew 25 jun
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    • Gibby would’ve taken the rock, chewed it then spat it in her face, then proposed
      RealGibby 25 jun
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    • Dumb joke and her nails piss me off. Don’t marry lol
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    • The bar must be really low
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    • Sounds like she’s a cunt.
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    • Shes already married look at that ring in those weird hands
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    • I have one of those xD it has white specks on it tho
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    • I would slap myself by now
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    • Sounds like my girlfriend tbh
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    • I haven’t been on iFunny for awhile can someone tell me if this is supposed to be anti humor or not
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    • She has masculine fingers
      Clinton 28 jun
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    • Sheepkind is cringe
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    • Her hand jobs take too long...... GIVE ME TOP COMMENT. #sub down low
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    • Stop just please.
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    • Thats a penguin vibe
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    • I have a really smooth perfectly triangle stone like this, I found it on a beach and it was in my pocket ever time something good happened so it's my lucky stone now (yes I know I'm weird but I don't care)
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    • That's genius
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    • Hi
      Funnypoo1 28 jun
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    • Them fingers is fuggin crazy!!
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    • Thought the post was gonna be about her long ass fingers 🤣
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    • Thats how penguins fuck too
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    • Marry her faster
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    • I would find a craftsman to make that stone into a gem to mount on the wedding ring
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    • So funny... 😂😂😂 Best of luck...
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    • Why is her palm small and fingers long, tht look abnormal
      Aquagao 28 jun
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    • SHE SAID IT WITH A STRAIGHT FACE?!?! HOLY COW WHAT A CATCH!!!!🤣🤣😱🤯
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    • Me: enjoys a good meme. Also me seeing it's posted by Tabby: >:(
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    • She got the longest most narrow hand I've ever seen
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    • I just gonna ask, why her fingers so got dang long
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    • She has a ring
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    • hi
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    • Me:has rock up to my ear ,nobody:what u doin ,me*rolls rock on the ground* I’m listening to rock and roll
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    • Lots of tumblr memes today
      Rodizio 27 jun
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    • The bar has just been raised my lads
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    • The best skipping rock
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      Cozmik 27 jun
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    • Long ass hands
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    • Hshshbe ih eveogeiebwievkwienbekekeneboshvs i.p.o she8ekhhhjjjjffikvusjeuehdhdhdhdhhfhfhfhfhfhfhfhfhrhrhhheyeuruehrheheherrrhuuuuueurjrurjgkr9k3hroe9heruijebriejb4u4h4m43h4h4b4m4i4h44o on h4b4i4h4b4mi4b4n4h4h4rhrhrhrheh3Jdudnehe
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    • She’s got those guitar fingers though
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    • Her hand is bigger than No Neck Ed
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    • Nah, never marry someone with long ass fingers like that, thats disgusting
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    • I'll buy the ring for you
      DumbArts 27 jun
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    • Is your girl a penguin? Did she just propose to you like a penguin?
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    • You're still not married?! HURRY UP BRO!!!
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    • What’s with the ring on the mid fanger?
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    • Cause its the PICK! Of Destiny!
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