• The woman can balance herself, making it
easier for you to carry her. Try picking up a
55kg dead person.
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    • Also woman is soft. Its not only weight that will make you weaker, its also the hardness of the material.
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    • This is not fact but I'd guess that in the presence of a woman (or whoever you're attracted to) your testosterone would rise, which I believe would increase strength in a manner sort of similar to adrenaline
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    • Yeah, carrying dead people is quite a chore.
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    • What’s in the canister
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    • Why TF is this in commie units instead of freedom units
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    • Nah bro, my testosterone and ball sack give me a strength boost when a female is eye distance from me and I try to lift something up. It must be my monkey brain tryna impress her with my muscle instead of paying 100$ a day to not get noticed at all
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    • My dad used to clean corpses, he said that they are incredibly heavy, when people die, they change a lot. He quit his job because he got so desensitized by it so much
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    • You also don’t get to grab the girls butt while lying and saying you need a better grip
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    • Person is softer. The tank is hard and puts added pressure on certain areas most likely resting on a bone.
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    • Also a propane tank isn’t going to fuck you afterwards
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    • That is the sentiments of a man that has never carried a person. It fucking sucks if theyre dead or not. If you carry a woman, you get a rush of adrenaline making it easier, basically becoming a human boner
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    • This is dumb. The canister says "gas" and gas is air so it should be super light
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    • Yeah but its also mindset. You want to lift the girl but give a shit less about the tank
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    • I've actually always had more trouble picking up my 110 girlfriend than picking up anything of about equal or greater weight
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    • It’s hard to carry a woman if she’s struggling the whole time tho.
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    • I solemnly swear that i wont delete any comments down here! Everybody go fucking crazy!
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    • My dad was a marine and he can vouch that dead people are heavy, but his proudest jest on the subject was he never had to see one of his men being carried dead.
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    • This account must not be very dedicated, I do not see any pictures of general Akbar on his post... Very disappointed, 3/10 stars
      _Inanout_ 29 jul
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    • That is until you carry a live person who's resisting. #MYBASEMENTISOFFLIMITS
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    • i’m climin your comment section!
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    • Am I the only one that thinks a girls is much less evenly balanced/harder to carry than a firm, rigid, weight-evenly-distributed tank?
      nlen2121 30 jul
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    • What’s a woman?
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    • anyone but me notice his username
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    • It’s because his hand is on her butt 😳
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    • I always thought it had something to with density. Idk if that’s right though
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    • On top of that you also don’t want to look like a wimp
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    • Well corpses also expell any unnecessary fluids after a couple days making them easier to carry
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    • Also, weight distribution.
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    • Whats the weight in American though?
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    • In the army I could pick up my 91 kg friend in full kit from the ground onto my back with some effort but once you train for awhile it gets much easier. Was harder to walk up a mountain with him like that... we made a pact never to talk about those nights
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    • Cool username
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    • Have you all forgotten Newton’s 4th law of the center of gravity known only as “the booty.”
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    • That's 60 pounds you puss
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    • Also more weight distribution
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    • Kilograms.. cringe
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    • Dead weight is much harder to carry due to the fact that a live person is always moving to help counter act the weight distribution.
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    • What is 55kg in freedom eagles per superbowl?
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    • Guys I’m gonna change my username, y’all have any suggestions? (It’s starting to grow old..)
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    • Lifting with my dick
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    • I’am already carrying my balls and honestly I can balance 69kg
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    • 55? Makes me feel fatter :( I’ve been trying to lose weight and made some progress but idk why this comic was like a kick in the stomach
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    • I know you’re here mike meyers, you big fuckin nerd.
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    • Mythbusters actually tested this kinda. They found that it's easier to move a dead body than it is it move a weight of the same weight. The reason being it's easier to get a hold of and maneuver as the weight is distributed
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    • Wtf is a kilogram
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    • Wait... Is this edited or did youtube try adding comment pictures?
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    • wow stolen straight off 9gag
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    • It's not easy
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    • My brother has the opposite problem, but the reason is because he finds it hilarious.
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    • Try carrying a 150 pound, passed out, drunk girlfriend over your shoulder, up a flight of stairs ! Thank God I was 22 and spent time pumping iron. Then her.
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    • I wannafuckadmiralackbar
      MrRex597 29 jul
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    • They could have been someone who works for a funeral home-
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    • Sorry i only measure in footballs and football fields
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    • Maybe use real units of measurement instead of gross European measurements
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    • My big got featured bout time
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    • How much is 30kgs
      Dolemite 1 aug
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    • Cooperation from the other person is what makes pro wrestling possible... unless you're Cesaro. Dude's a freak of nature.
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    • Propane tanks are full of liquid. That shit sloshes around with every step. Good luck balancing that. EDIT: probably best if I say that I know it’s not a propane tank before I get lynched. Modern propane tanks aren’t red.
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    • Weight is weight what are you talking about
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    • Yes i carried a dead person to my car earlier today..
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    • How much weight is that in American?
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    • Sorry, I speak freedom, not communism. We measure weight in pounds.
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    • Woman is hot, gas is not. If you want a lazy person to do something, give them a reson to do it.
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    • Imagine using the metric system 🤮
      Za_Hand0 31 jul
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    • Speak American
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    • _bluefish 31 jul
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    • Legit if you are heavy dont always struggle you become stiff that way instead go limp they wont be able to get a good grip
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    • Being someone who works with dead bodies as a transportation worker from homes and hospitals and nursing homes, they most definitely weigh a fuck ton more than you think
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    • They can't file charges if they are dead
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    • I throw 80lb bags of concrete and mortar mix on my shoulders all day at work. Dead weights are way harder to maneuver
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    • "But... a woman is heavier than a gas canister"
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    • 30kg is nothing.. come on dude
      MWea 31 jul
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    • Honestly though, why in movies and tv shows do they portray dead bodies to be the heaviest thing on earth? Like you'll see someone dragging a body or trying to lift one over their shoulder and they act like they're fucking dying.
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    • Carrying a corpse isn't too difficult. Opposed from having a whole bunch of tottering weight focused right on your shoulder, a fresh body will naturally bend its torso and waist around your shoulder and have a pretty good portion of its weight curve over you in the form of dangling limbs.
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    • Huh, something aint right
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    • 55 kg is 121 lbs. 30 kg is 66 lbs
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    • Sometimes if air is built up in the throat area in a corpse, they can groan postmortem
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    • Seriously tho EMT here, I do the occasional body removal. Transporting a 225lb living person with my partner? Piece of cake. 225lb dead person with my partner? Holy hell its damn near impossible.
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    • super annoying when you have to carry them all the way from the orphanage too
      OwOGirl69 31 jul
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    • I actually had to carry a dead person out of a car and it was hard even though there were three of us
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    • Reddit tards using 2012 humor
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    • This isn’t why. As long as I am touching a girl’s ass I too have superhuman strength. Not clenching ass is like kryptonite.
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    • That name tho
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    • Who tf uses kg instead of lbs
      mphippps 30 jul
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    • When your about to fuck you become extra strong
      cotaz 30 jul
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    • It’s true
      looloo 30 jul
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    • If you cant lift the right you definitely could lift a perfectly balanced woman
      Hackzorer 30 jul
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    • He could’ve been a firefighter
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    • Hold up
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    • My dad said it destroys the back
      beppers 30 jul
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    • Imagine using KG, what the fuck country are you from, one that didn’t make it to the moon first? USA USA USA
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    • Tf is a kg I’m American
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