*The whole internet making jokes about the twisted tea smack*
The cashier who had to clean it up:
PM - Twitter for iPhone
goten18 goten18
31 dec 2020
*The whole internet making jokes about the twisted tea smack* The cashier who had to clean it up: PM - Twitter for iPhone
Alex "Tropical" Forrest
when the train always stops in exactly the same place, the air conditioner always drips in exactly the same place, and a tiny ecosystem is born # Train! witter
Everyone that
judaguy judaguy
25 sep 2020
Alex "Tropical" Forrest when the train always stops in exactly the same place, the air conditioner always drips in exactly the same place, and a tiny ecosystem is born # Train! witter Everyone that
John Lennon received a letter from a student telling him his teacher made them analyze The
Beatles' lyrics. Amused by this, he composed
"I Am The Walrus' with intentionally confusing and meaningless lyrics to baffle those who tried to analyze the song.
IDimagine IDimagine
2 nov 2020
John Lennon received a letter from a student telling him his teacher made them analyze The Beatles' lyrics. Amused by this, he composed "I Am The Walrus' with intentionally confusing and meaningless lyrics to baffle those who tried to analyze the song.
When your owner yells at you for scratching them but you see a fly on the wall
Oh no
Anyway
PlagueDoctorofHorny PlagueDoctorofHorny
24 sep 2020
When your owner yells at you for scratching them but you see a fly on the wall Oh no Anyway
Decline Accept
Iiszt Iiszt
26 jan
Decline Accept
When you kidnap every single pug on the planet and begin reverse- selectively breeding them back into a functional animal
free air, again. my friend
mofo_whales mofo_whales
17 feb
When you kidnap every single pug on the planet and begin reverse- selectively breeding them back into a functional animal free air, again. my friend
Yuri Gagarin didn't drink, didn't smoke and trained all his life in order to spend
108 minutes outside the USSR.
Lost_in_Collective Lost_in_Collective
22 apr
Yuri Gagarin didn't drink, didn't smoke and trained all his life in order to spend 108 minutes outside the USSR.
Girls: guys never get our hints
Hints:
Two Zero Two Four
2024 0044
0024 2044
ItTyrone ItTyrone
30 dec 2020
Girls: guys never get our hints Hints: Two Zero Two Four 2024 0044 0024 2044
think Well, this is someone has the dog's entered the Problem house!
swiftie_13 swiftie_13
21 sep 2020
think Well, this is someone has the dog's entered the Problem house!
If you're ever having a bad day just remember this guy found out he was dead and was still going to work.
either_the_one either_the_one
3 oct 2020
If you're ever having a bad day just remember this guy found out he was dead and was still going to work.
francheyes francheyes
27 sep 2020
Smart ass dogs
Guy Fieri slathers BBQ sauce on a bullet. He loads it, and puts the gun in his mouth. "One last trip", he whispers,
"to Flavortown."
daddyairplane daddyairplane
28 jan
Guy Fieri slathers BBQ sauce on a bullet. He loads it, and puts the gun in his mouth. "One last trip", he whispers, "to Flavortown."
Don't do that.
Don't give me hope.
TheAdvocatusDiaboli TheAdvocatusDiaboli
30 oct 2020
Don't do that. Don't give me hope.
Friend: You got any plans tonight?
Me:
AWS
myplaymate myplaymate
24 apr
Friend: You got any plans tonight? Me: AWS
Me watching steam download the
Cyberpunk release update
with
kahoor kahoor
10 dec 2020
Me watching steam download the Cyberpunk release update with
No thanks, just the middle of the fucking road for me thanks
tyisaacson tyisaacson
10 apr
No thanks, just the middle of the fucking road for me thanks
Me: Hey buddy, don't jump off the back of the couch, you'll hurt yourself!
My toddler:
I'm peaco
me
Me: Hey buddy, don't jump off the back of the couch, you'll hurt yourself! My toddler: I'm peaco me
There are so many street dogs in Moscow that they've become very clever at finding food. They use the smallest, cutest members of their packs to bet, they sneak up behind people who are eating and bark to make them drop their food, and they
ride trains into the city to find food before riding
back to the suburbs to sleep at night.
iP
iScare iScare
22 sep 2020
There are so many street dogs in Moscow that they've become very clever at finding food. They use the smallest, cutest members of their packs to bet, they sneak up behind people who are eating and bark to make them drop their food, and they ride trains into the city to find food before riding back to the suburbs to sleep at night. iP
RA well, their
shiaid cheuld months.
ErikaItsumi ErikaItsumi
27 sep 2020
RA well, their shiaid cheuld months.
Not to brag but
I've satisfied every waitress that's ever served me
With just the tip
dr_Mario dr_Mario
30 oct 2020
Not to brag but I've satisfied every waitress that's ever served me With just the tip