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    • Blackest: steal the divider from the grocery store
      morgeon 19 apr
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    • Drop out of school, don’t raise ur kids, smock crack and blame white people for your problems
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    • I use the divider to prevent confusion from the cashier
      TimmyToms2 a month
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    • Wait why? It helps the cashier to not accidentally ring up my things.
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    • i'm a cashier and if you don't use the divider you are a dickhead and i shouldn't have to apologize when it's your own god damn fault
      insaned 19 apr
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    • When white people get made fun of for being responsible human beings it’s kinda a compliment and says a lot
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    • Why wouldn't you use them though? Like I work as a cashier at one and screw people who dont use them, it makes things way more confusing, they're there for a reason.
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    • The blackest thing to do in a grocery store is to FaceTime somebody while pushing a cart at exactly 0.3mph, and continuing to FaceTime while you hand the cashier your EBT card for the $30 worth of grape pop and spaghettios, then a bunch of boob money for the $55 plan-B pill
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    • Yeah it’s so white to use common sense
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    • Please use the divider. It makes separating orders much easier for the cashier.
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    • Damn white people and their..... *shuffles deck* .... proper use of the grocery divider
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    • Everyone uses it and if I don’t use it I’ll get death glares this guy is just always trying to think of funny shit for twitter
      alexjust 19 apr
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    • I’m not paying for anyone else’s shit so I’ll keep using it.
      laker95 19 apr
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    • Cause everyone wants the groceries of the person behind them accidentally being scanned and added to my bill, fucking idiot if you're gonna make stereotypes atleast make them funny
      phuckdevin a month
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    • Being someone who has worked in retail, putting the divider down is not being “white” it is being considerate to the cashier, a lot of the time we get into a flow of scanning or perhaps are talking to the customer and don’t realize that we start scanning the next customers items. Be considerate.
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    • I’m a cashier, and tbh most of us will accidentally fuck your shit up if you don’t put a divider.
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    • I know right? Fucking white people and their wanting to separate the things they’re buying for the benefit of the cashier and everyone else in line. I mean what the fuck?
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    • I've worked at a grocery. I will kill you and sell your dried balls as raisins for not using a divider.
      MockSmock 20 apr
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    • So it’s “White” to not be a dick and prevent groceries from getting mixed up?
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    • Didn't know using the dividers at a store was a "white thing"
      aPeepo 19 apr
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    • Damn white people and their... (shuffles cards, pulls one out) ...organization
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    • As a cashier at a grocery store, if you yell at me saying “that’s my stuff” when I scan your shit in with the other order, it’s your own damn Fault when I climb over the counter and shove the divider up your ass
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    • What kind of heathens don't use those dividers? Keep your shit away from my shit!
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    • Why tf would you not use the divider?
      cnvrs 19 apr
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    • As a cashier, we get in the zone, and we will just keep ringing in items if there is no divider.
      SnoutPorn 19 apr
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    • Huh. Didnt realize it was “white” to make sure the cashier knows what stuff is mine and what isnt
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    • I work at publix as a cashier rn and please for the love of God use the divider
      Alienoid 19 apr
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    • Not use the checkout at the grocery store
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    • Okay? You either use the fucking divider, or you inevitably get something of yours confused for someone else's or vice versa. That's my experience. God forbid we use an object for it's designated use.
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    • I’ve had a cashier ring up another person’s stuff and put it on mine...I’m gonna use a damn divider.
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    • I'm black and I use it all the time. Don't want nobody trying to sneak their shit onto my bill.
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    • Who tf doesn’t use a divider
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    • Use food stamps to buy $85 smoked salmon and filet mignon
      Raz120 a month
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    • It's almost like anything that isn't destructive and isn't overly exaggerated and is generally harmless and even helpful is deemed too white
      AlvarNunez a month
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    • Blackest: skip the checkout line all together.
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    • What’s wrong with the divider
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    • Blackest: whats a checkout?
      cheekymonky a month
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    • He joked about white people using a divider and the people in the comments respond by talking about black people doing crack. Geez going straight for the heart
      breeyyy 20 apr
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    • The whitest things are always nice or productive things to be doing
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    • I’ve seen black people use the divider more than I’ve seen white people use it. Black people need to know when their $500 worth of groceries ends at the beginning of the month
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    • Who doesn't use the divider
      sumguy444 19 apr
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    • As a cashier all I gotta say is, when I start scanning the items from the people behind you it is your fault.
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    • if people would stop making every little thing about race then I think the world would be a little bit better off
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    • The divider is made so it stops the belt from moving as there is a sensor to stop it and obviously the cashier doesn't mistake the other persons shopping for yours... so it would be logical to put one down.
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    • I use the divider just to be sure the cashier doesn't grab my stuff on accident. I know you can get into a groove and lose focus. Better to be safe than sorry.
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    • Why wouldn't you use the divider? Bitch Im not paying for everyone in line's groceries
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    • As a cashier, please, PLEASE, use the goddamn dividers or get the fuck out of my store.
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    • That’s a pretty sensible and efficient way to not mix up your groceries.
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    • I have literally never seen someone not use a divider
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    • The blackest one is using a pile of food stamps and WIC
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    • So it’s white to do a common curtsey for people ? Is that what he’s saying?
      xWang a month
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    • The blackest thing you could do is get offended when the ritz in front of you looks at you, THEN proceeds to use the divider.
      DatTripleM a month
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    • Coming from a few years of working retail, USE THE FUCKING DIVIDERS IT'S ANNOYING AS FUCK WHEN YOU DON'T AND WE JUST HAVE TO MAKE GUESSES WHERE YOUR SHIT ENDS AND THE NEXT CUSTOMERS BEGINS
      mattking93 a month
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    • I use that shit, why not. It’s for the cashiers sake, not mine.
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    • Blackest: complaining that there's no chicken in Popeyes
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    • People just make up everyday tasks as white people stereotypes
      jdm_dil a month
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    • How tf is that a white thing? How about it's the most non asshole thing you can do
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    • So the whitest thing you can do is be polite and make things easier for other people?
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    • Wait people are out here not using that shit.
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    • I don’t understand this at all I’ve never not seen someone use a divider at the grocery store
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    • I used to work in a grocery store as a cashier, please use the divider.
      DewmSlaya 20 apr
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    • Why wouldn’t you though? I’d rather make the cashiers life easier
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    • Why is it bad to use the divider? What are you supposed to do keep your hand there?
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    • Holding up the line because your wic card won't go through because your nigga used it on his side bitch .. and all your offspring monkeys are screaming like there's a lion around
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    • Wtf is that a white person thing? As someone who used to cashier, fuck people who don't use the dividers. I don't know whose stuff is whose
      HippieAbs 19 apr
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    • Courteous, it's the most courteous thing you can do so the cashier knows which items are for which shopper
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    • Everyone uses a divider
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    • Everyone uses the divider tho. I dont want them scanning other peoples shit, and I dont wanna run the risk of the person in front of me taking my shit by mistake
      chikfiIA 19 apr
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    • Bro who doesnt use the fucking divider? I want names.
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    • We really out here trying to shame niggas for being organized
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    • Haha lets make fun of people because they use an item for its intended purpose.
      Bleach23 19 apr
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    • I’ve never seen any body white or black, not use the divider...
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    • Who tf doesn’t use the divider? How would anyone know where your stuff starts and the person’s in front of you ends?
      damnplebs 19 apr
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    • Or it just fucking helps us, the cashier, not scan other people's groceries with yours
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    • I’m a cashier and it helps 1,000% when people put the dividers up. Unless you’re holding your shit how else am I supposed to know where theirs ends and yours starts?
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    • You are supposed to use the divider. It makes everyone's life easier. I say this as a bagger, but it helps cashiers too
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    • How despicable of people to use the divider that keeps shopping piles seperate
      That_Matt 19 apr
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    • The blackest thing to do: steal the groceries when you run out of food stamps.
      Aryavarta 19 apr
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    • I’m really confused at how that’s white. I’m not mixing my damn groceries with somebody else’s
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    • The divider is used to help the cashier, why is that a white thing to do?
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    • Blackest thing is to hold up the line for 10 min arguing their coupon for 30 cents.
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    • Uhh I thought everyone used the divider?? I sure as hell do and I’m not even white (if that even has anything to do with it)
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    • Nah that’s just having the decency not to get the cashier into trouble for having too meany item voids/ having the decency to nat have the cashier do a post void and waste everyone’s time
      tajem 19 apr
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    • What scum doesn't use dividers?
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    • is this supposed to be an insult? srry i’m not tryna pay for someone else’s shit
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    • We use dividers too, I don't want my stuff mixing in with other people's things
      dionnagee 19 apr
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    • Isn’t it just common curtesy to use the dividers? Like why is that a race specific thing?
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    • I’m a Cashier at a grocery store and please I beg of you, use the fucking divider. I don’t care how white it may be it fucking helps me do my job
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    • I use the divider all the time. Im hispanic. My shit. your shit. Lets not get them confused
      yamibabe 19 apr
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    • I thought the whitest thing was clapping when the airplane lands?
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    • As a black male, I will not hesitate to pull that divider out and make sure that the person behind me know what’s mine and what’s theirs
      B1_Lancer 19 apr
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    • The divider serves no other purpose but to divide people’s groceries. It’s not a symbol of segregation, it’s to let the cashier know that those are my fucking oranges and not yours.
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    • White people: *follows rules and upholds societal norms* “lol you’re so white.” Black people: *break the law or some shit* “hmm yeah no comment...Yay diversity!”
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    • Isn't that what it's used for? By everybody? All the time?
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    • I use the divider for the person behind me so they don’t try any slick shit and make me accidentally pay for there shit
      gmani 25d
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    • White people, we know how to take a joke😂
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    • But I mean like... wouldn’t you want to if you have a whole cart full of groceries?
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    • Blackest thing: after being caught stealing, say "I dindu nuffin!!!"
      hwhyumad a month
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