The Washington Post
Aman hurled racist slurs and a punch at a FedEx driver - then died after he was punched back
Damn, he sent him to God. Same day shipping.
The Washington Post Aman hurled racist slurs and a punch at a FedEx driver - then died after he was punched back Damn, he sent him to God. Same day shipping.
Bye Forrest, I'll be back when you're a shrimp billionaire and I'm a single mom with aids
Maybelater Maybelater
22 jun
Bye Forrest, I'll be back when you're a shrimp billionaire and I'm a single mom with aids
Me at my son's parent teacher
conference
smart or is ne me?
xxWuMemesxx xxWuMemesxx
1 may
Me at my son's parent teacher conference smart or is ne me?
When your alarm goes off and you have to go to work because you didn't die in your sleep.
When your alarm goes off and you have to go to work because you didn't die in your sleep.
When the teacher says your going to fail, but you pass with a 65
Valyrison Valyrison
8 may
When the teacher says your going to fail, but you pass with a 65
ChrisBurgess
24 sep 2020
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When your food sounds like a battlefield in the microwave but still comes out cold
When your food sounds like a battlefield in the microwave but still comes out cold
when your teacher asks why your laptop is shaking during the meeting
SORRY, I WAS JERKING IT"
Sandy_Boii Sandy_Boii
19 oct 2020
when your teacher asks why your laptop is shaking during the meeting SORRY, I WAS JERKING IT"
"DAMN, my parents really 16.
"DAMN, my parents really 16.
@CNN
Aman received a $75 check to restart his life after being wrongly imprisoned for 31 years
Stevenage
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bro was locked up at Gamestop
DoomIsabelle DoomIsabelle
7 jan 2021
@CNN Aman received a $75 check to restart his life after being wrongly imprisoned for 31 years Stevenage @pillxwx le bro was locked up at Gamestop
Tax fraud is my favorite past time
You have become the very thing you swore. to destroy
Neurotoxin Neurotoxin
28 sep 2020
Tax fraud is my favorite past time You have become the very thing you swore. to destroy
When you eat your entire inventory so you can get a tiny ounce of HP back in order to fight:
When you eat your entire inventory so you can get a tiny ounce of HP back in order to fight:
when she wants the crazy sex didn't even like the meme you posted sa she can go fuck herself
imslimshawn imslimshawn
14 apr
when she wants the crazy sex didn't even like the meme you posted sa she can go fuck herself
thesoulo thesoulo
27 sep 2020
© Based on: puppyearth
Nhen you're in the water and something something touches your leg
When Neil Armstrong was pondering what his first words on the Lunar surface would be during the Apollo 11 landing, Command Module pilot Michael Collins jokingly suggested:
"If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic."
ChairManThe2nd_2021 ChairManThe2nd_2021
18 jan 2021
When Neil Armstrong was pondering what his first words on the Lunar surface would be during the Apollo 11 landing, Command Module pilot Michael Collins jokingly suggested: "If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic."
yeetusdelutus420 yeetusdelutus420
26 sep 2020
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When you're browsing the dark web and see yourself on sale for $500
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Wolflover64 Wolflover64
16 jun
When you're browsing the dark web and see yourself on sale for $500 ff
Walking around thinking I'm a proud Texan, and then...
@xswagger
wescar wescar
1 apr
Walking around thinking I'm a proud Texan, and then... @xswagger