The Virgin I'm Sorry Jon Garfield
-Fanbase consists of edgelords
Irrelevant until recent years
-Followers worship him out of fear
-Glorified Fanfiction
-Sub overtaken by other franchises
-Unmerciful; Traps people in his nightmare dimesion
The -arnate of evil
-Has no religious scriptures
-Focuses only on how the world will end
The Chad Abrahamic Garfield
-Fanbase will kill and torchure anyone who disagrees
ith them
-Relevent since Garfield created the earth and
heavens
Followers worship out of their infinite love
-Grounded in the Garfield lore
-Community worships no other gods
-Merciful; Freed the eygptians
"The incarnate of absolute good
-Singlehandedly wrote the Bible, Quaran, Apochrons,
Dead Sea Scrolls, and Anarchist's Cookbook
-knows how the world will end and how it was
The Thad Dharmic Garfield
-Fanbase exsists on a higher plane of exsistance
-Pirces through the eternally relevant turths of
reality
-So enlightened his lasagna has chakras
-Not grounded in anything known to reality
-Community worships many idols as aspects of
Garfield
"The highest reality; everything else is his dream
-Liberated himself from all worldly desires
-Dosen't need to be the incarnation of anything
Personally helps his followers attain
enlightenment
ATWAR ATWAR
24 jun 2020
The Virgin I'm Sorry Jon Garfield -Fanbase consists of edgelords Irrelevant until recent years -Followers worship him out of fear -Glorified Fanfiction -Sub overtaken by other franchises -Unmerciful; Traps people in his nightmare dimesion The -arnate of evil -Has no religious scriptures -Focuses only on how the world will end The Chad Abrahamic Garfield -Fanbase will kill and torchure anyone who disagrees ith them -Relevent since Garfield created the earth and heavens Followers worship out of their infinite love -Grounded in the Garfield lore -Community worships no other gods -Merciful; Freed the eygptians "The incarnate of absolute good -Singlehandedly wrote the Bible, Quaran, Apochrons, Dead Sea Scrolls, and Anarchist's Cookbook -knows how the world will end and how it was The Thad Dharmic Garfield -Fanbase exsists on a higher plane of exsistance -Pirces through the eternally relevant turths of reality -So enlightened his lasagna has chakras -Not grounded in anything known to reality -Community worships many idols as aspects of Garfield "The highest reality; everything else is his dream -Liberated himself from all worldly desires -Dosen't need to be the incarnation of anything Personally helps his followers attain enlightenment
EASY STEP BY STEP GENERAL TSO CHICKEN!
FOLLOW ME FOR MORE RECIPES...
weregrouch weregrouch
20 sep 2020
EASY STEP BY STEP GENERAL TSO CHICKEN! FOLLOW ME FOR MORE RECIPES...
Remember when this Mf convinced people to buy a metal ball
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STEPBRO_ STEPBRO_
30 sep 2020
Remember when this Mf convinced people to buy a metal ball I \ fl
yes the FRG meeting is optional but I highly encourage everyone to go
me: so we don't have to go?
said I highly
encourage you to
4
yes the FRG meeting is optional but I highly encourage everyone to go me: so we don't have to go? said I highly encourage you to 4
Girls when the doctor asks to examine their genitals:
Guys when the doctor asks to examine their genitals:
Dontt you touch my dick!
DylansMemeDump DylansMemeDump
19 nov 2020
Girls when the doctor asks to examine their genitals: Guys when the doctor asks to examine their genitals: Dontt you touch my dick!
IG THECOMPLETEFACTS
INSTAGRAM ww THECOMPLETEFA
If you put a torch ina dogs mouth, the light will come out of its rear end.
IFuck3dMyStepSister IFuck3dMyStepSister
22 sep 2020
IG THECOMPLETEFACTS INSTAGRAM ww THECOMPLETEFA If you put a torch ina dogs mouth, the light will come out of its rear end.
Walking around thinking I'm a proud Texan, and then...
@xswagger
wescar wescar
1 apr
Walking around thinking I'm a proud Texan, and then... @xswagger
Drive thru: Will that be all?
Me:
The First Order was only the beginning!
Neo_aTK Neo_aTK
25 oct 2020
Drive thru: Will that be all? Me: The First Order was only the beginning!
hen she's your girl VS when y'all
break up
SS
lightnt14 lightnt14
11 feb
hen she's your girl VS when y'all break up SS
me made it to otn period betore getting in trouble Imao
Mommy_Mordred Mommy_Mordred
25 may
me made it to otn period betore getting in trouble Imao
The New Crazy Cat Lady Look
sunny_mount_peekv2 sunny_mount_peekv2
13 mar
The New Crazy Cat Lady Look
Europeans: America has too many guns
meanwhile in Russia
RichHomieQuann RichHomieQuann
13 oct 2020
Europeans: America has too many guns meanwhile in Russia
Is this the language of hot girls?
ABE
KUK
EF
Is this the language of hot girls? ABE KUK EF
Why yes, we will take the cart back down for you! - Why yes, we will take the cart back down for you!
EllietheGolden EllietheGolden
29 sep 2020
Why yes, we will take the cart back down for you! - Why yes, we will take the cart back down for you!
What if I got pulled over by a cop and just made this face the whole time
DaPlatypusRider DaPlatypusRider
19 nov 2020
What if I got pulled over by a cop and just made this face the whole time
PICTURE OF LOST CAT
Iffourel call (919) 557
ItsVector ItsVector
23 sep 2020
PICTURE OF LOST CAT Iffourel call (919) 557
iFunnyer: *posts photo of woman with a water gun*
Funny: How far can she squirt?
DarthBoner DarthBoner
11 jun
iFunnyer: *posts photo of woman with a water gun* Funny: How far can she squirt?
was taught to shoot the messenger too. Somebody playing both sides of the fence is more dangerous than your enemy."
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ChrisX99 ChrisX99
24 feb
was taught to shoot the messenger too. Somebody playing both sides of the fence is more dangerous than your enemy." at