The vegetables you bought a month ago watching you get pizza rolls out of the refrigerator for the fourth day in a row
WHITE_G00DMAN WHITE_G00DMAN
10 oct 2020
The vegetables you bought a month ago watching you get pizza rolls out of the refrigerator for the fourth day in a row
If you're ever having a bad day just remember this guy found out he was dead and was still going to work.
either_the_one either_the_one
3 oct 2020
If you're ever having a bad day just remember this guy found out he was dead and was still going to work.
we could be cats cuddling inside the banana plushie
Cats Cats
22 sep 2020
we could be cats cuddling inside the banana plushie
Cooking hot dogs under the broiler, 4 diagonal lines 1 down the middle, crisp it. It's the only way.
Grill is also acceptable. Anyone who cooks them
in water is gay.
DeepWebIntel DeepWebIntel
26 sep 2020
Cooking hot dogs under the broiler, 4 diagonal lines 1 down the middle, crisp it. It's the only way. Grill is also acceptable. Anyone who cooks them in water is gay.
Wonder if she filled my bowl today?
blind_storagefull69 blind_storagefull69
14 apr
Wonder if she filled my bowl today?
Mom: "just eat your food, it's not that hot"
The food:
MrRogersOFFICIAL MrRogersOFFICIAL
5 mar
Mom: "just eat your food, it's not that hot" The food:
Teacher: "is that your little brother? he's cute what's his name?"
Me who realized i forgot to lock the basement:
banannanannaforreal banannanannaforreal
24 sep 2020
Teacher: "is that your little brother? he's cute what's his name?" Me who realized i forgot to lock the basement:
humans: hate the year 2020 bc reasons
their pets who will remember this year because it's the year they got the most scritches n snuggles:
post_pro_millennial post_pro_millennial
27 sep 2020
humans: hate the year 2020 bc reasons their pets who will remember this year because it's the year they got the most scritches n snuggles:
Millennials "You don't understand how bad words hurt!!"
Literally everyone born before 1995:
CU_rcwalsh1942 CU_rcwalsh1942
22 jun
Millennials "You don't understand how bad words hurt!!" Literally everyone born before 1995:
Hobbits living a peaceful and carefree life
Gandalf
JustinBrunk JustinBrunk
8 may
Hobbits living a peaceful and carefree life Gandalf
isabella steger
stegersaurus
yes, it's true. long cat, known as nobiko in japan, has left us.
eIder eIder
21 sep 2020
isabella steger stegersaurus yes, it's true. long cat, known as nobiko in japan, has left us.
how am supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all
crrocs
BB appletherruit
you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you
caitutts
one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared so i couldn't get out of the pool and i swam for 10 hours then died
dthebootydiaries
classic
thiccRequiem4ameme thiccRequiem4ameme
11 jun
how am supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all crrocs BB appletherruit you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you caitutts one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared so i couldn't get out of the pool and i swam for 10 hours then died dthebootydiaries classic
ok you're not going to believe this but ball went under couch AGAIN pls help
Midnight_the_Dragon Midnight_the_Dragon
19 jan 2021
ok you're not going to believe this but ball went under couch AGAIN pls help
derman fatws spoilers
rip to tony stark just know that you would've loved mocking this guy
BlueBeetl BlueBeetl
7 apr
derman fatws spoilers rip to tony stark just know that you would've loved mocking this guy
HEY! MY NAMES K. WHATS YOUR HAME?
JAMES
JAMES2 THATS NICE HAME
WHERE'S MY DADS
UH. HEY! WHAT YOU GOT THERES
MY DAG GAVEIT ME
WE CLOCKED THE LAUNCH
WHERE'S MY DAGDY?
BE WENT TO GO 00 SGMETHING. VERY
SPECIAL. AND HE WANTEO ME TO
STAY HERE. ANO TAKE CARE OF HIS BEST PAL
WHEN'S HESOMING BACKS
JAMES.
TE LOOK RIGHT HERE WILL TELL YQU THE THING EVER TO KRO
YOUR NANDY A HERG
MY BABBY AHERO
KingGalaxy KingGalaxy
29 sep 2020
HEY! MY NAMES K. WHATS YOUR HAME? JAMES JAMES2 THATS NICE HAME WHERE'S MY DADS UH. HEY! WHAT YOU GOT THERES MY DAG GAVEIT ME WE CLOCKED THE LAUNCH WHERE'S MY DAGDY? BE WENT TO GO 00 SGMETHING. VERY SPECIAL. AND HE WANTEO ME TO STAY HERE. ANO TAKE CARE OF HIS BEST PAL WHEN'S HESOMING BACKS JAMES. TE LOOK RIGHT HERE WILL TELL YQU THE THING EVER TO KRO YOUR NANDY A HERG MY BABBY AHERO
Imagine meeting your soulmate and then finding out they talk on the phone like this
PiperWright_ PiperWright_
11 may
Imagine meeting your soulmate and then finding out they talk on the phone like this
How serial killers who never got caught watch documentaries about their crimes
green_hair green_hair
5 mar
How serial killers who never got caught watch documentaries about their crimes