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    • Rule 2 if you lose cover it up with napalm
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      • Bruh it’s simple logic you let the dumbasses fight and when their weak u come stomp their head into the ground in .1 second
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          • Second, save everyone else's ass. Third, use your occupational forces to clean up the wreckage so the former enemies kids decide they like you.
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            • I think we showed up at exactly the right time since every time we showed up the war ended
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              • Rule 3 if they hit you first, hit them harder
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                • You mean don’t be involved in the first place then have a threat such as the Zimmerman note and Pearl Harbor then having to mosey on over to Europe to save the Allies ass
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                  • Just sayin. Japan attacked us. We never wanted to be involved. Japan said come at us bro and we freedomed their asses
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                      • Europeans always make fun of America till they need factories or help in general
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                          • If you think about it, waiting until other countries have been beaten down and run out of resources before pounding them sounds tactical as hell.
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                              • First, don't throw the first punch. Second, throw the last.
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                                • I mean we didn't join until people started messing with us. Or at least in ww2
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                                  • 2. Extinction ball
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                                    • Rule 3: If napalm does not work use big boi bomb
                                      ThePope_ 7 feb
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                                        • First off, weren't our problems until people made them our problems.
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                                          • I always hear britbongs criticizing us for showing up at the end of both wars but I have to ask, if you were so great why didn't you finish earlier? Or another thing, why did both wars end so quickly after we joined?
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                                            • We only entered when they started fucking with us lol
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                                              • On time? You mean show up right as Europe starts slap fighting with itself? On time for USA is when someone pisses us off not because Europe can’t get its shit together
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                                                • WWI used to be called the European war by us Americans because they started both World Wars and dragged us into their conflicts. We didn’t have to show up but without us they stood no chance Europeans are some ungrateful bastards
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                                                  • We were late to the party, but we sure were the life of it.
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                                                    • Imagine getting in a fight with someone and halfway through the fight they grow a third fist and it fucking decks you, that’s our strat
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                                                      • You make it seem like we were just to slow, but the US originally didn't want to participate at all. People seem to forget that.
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                                                        • Step one: stay out of it until someone attacks you. Step two: FUCKING DECIMATE THEM
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                                                          • Step one lift with your legs cause you have to carry all your allies
                                                            Ruins663 3 feb
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                                                            • Laughs in WW1
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                                                              • Ummmmm we showed up cause people decided hey let's attack America for no discernable reason
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                                                                • Wasn’t really our fight until others involved us.
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                                                                  • Sorry for knowing how to win
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                                                                    • A new Dave Chappelle meme format I see
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                                                                      • Step 2: Since every other country can’t fight its own battles, step in.
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                                                                        • Step one, don't join. Step two, get attacked. Step three, build 100 destroyers a day. Profit.
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                                                                          • And Second; when you do show up, make them never want to fight you again.
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                                                                            • Heros always come in at the last second.
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                                                                                • Rules on winning a world war. Rule 1: Dont fuck with the USA
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                                                                                  • Sorry we didnt want to get involved in a war that didnt concern us and when we finally joined it was to save you assholes.
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                                                                                    • America is back to back world War champs
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                                                                                      • That’s why America is the best super power in the fucking world god bless America
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                                                                                        • In both world wars the United States tried to remain neutral. When the US discovered the Zimmerman note they joined WW1. When the Japanese attacked Pearl Harbor they joined WW2. Both times, the US was provoked and driven in
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                                                                                            • You know wars don't have a time limit, so really it's not that we joined right before the end, it's that we joined, and the war decided to end
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                                                                                              • Then you fight on 2 fronts thousands of miles apart and borderline single handedly end it
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                                                                                                • Well yeah you’ve gotta make your money selling weapons and supplies to both sides before you endanger your OWN people.
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                                                                                                    • Rule 2, only get involved when someone is stupid enough to fuck with you
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                                                                                                      • America was “late” consistently because we tried our best to remain a neutral force at that time
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                                                                                                        • Fashionably late as always but our allies are always happy to see us
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                                                                                                          • Second of all, nuke the enemy into submission
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                                                                                                            • We weren't really supposed to be in WW2, but those fuckjn japs just had to get their hands on our harbor.
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                                                                                                              • America didn’t want part in either wars but because all you weak ass bitches couldn’t do it alone and we use you for resources we had to save you’re ass twice you’re welcome you almost commie nazis
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                                                                                                                • Having allies is awesome! It give the enemy someone else to shoot at
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                                                                                                                  • It’s called “making an entrance” 🙌
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                                                                                                                    • It is actually Step 1: Wait until your allies need supplies. Step 2: Benefit financially for supplying allies with goods. Step 3: Benefit from factories being built and jobs being created. Step 4: Get attacked which makes entire country pissed off. Step 5: declare war on any poor fucker that you are
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                                                                                                                      • Don’t forget that we also had to catch up on decades of mass war preparation from axis powers and we had to match their numbers or exceed them in manufacturing nearly every war related items , tanks , guns , planes bullets bombs you name it
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                                                                                                                        • We were not late we didn’t join until we were attacked because of the Monroe doctoring signed after the war of 1812 which basically told us to mind our own business until it is our business
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                                                                                                                          • Lmao we get called war cravers if we go in from the beginning but catch flak if we join in later? Lose-Lose situation
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                                                                                                                            • If we showed up to every conflict in Europe we would have taken over the entire world
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                                                                                                                              • Well united states tried to stay out of them but got dragged in for one reason or another
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                                                                                                                                • Halftime peeps! Lets do this! Sweet Victory!!!!!
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                                                                                                                                  • Basically wait til all the other countries are low on resources and man power and then get in there and pretend like you did everything
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                                                                                                                                      • Sounds like some sorry ass jap
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                                                                                                                                        • First of all, dont start one
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                                                                                                                                          • Rule no. 1 should be "If they hurt you, hurt them back 10x harder."
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                                                                                                                                            • Its because America swore neutrality but since yall dont know how to fight
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                                                                                                                                              • I mean the US was not entitled to get involved in a war across the ocean that was none of their business... it shocks me how people think the US joining late is a bad thing.
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                                                                                                                                                • Then nuke the shit out of everything
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                                                                                                                                                  • America doesn't start World Wars, we end them.🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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                                                                                                                                                    • Did it work? Because I strictly remember it working!
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                                                                                                                                                      • Its not a world war until America joins
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                                                                                                                                                        • And have oil
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                                                                                                                                                          • But show up at the time where everyone is losing to turn the tide cause 'Merica
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                                                                                                                                                            • We didn't show up on time because we didn't want to even be a part of the wars in general. Then some fuck heads changed that and we had to get involved
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                                                                                                                                                              • We were isolationists, y’all would’ve been dead if it weren’t for Pearl Harbor.
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                                                                                                                                                                • Next time we’ll be the ones who started it because the Military Industrial Complex loves war.
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                                                                                                                                                                  • . . . Oh and win every time 👍🏼😎
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                                                                                                                                                                    • Lol imagine how many of these rights hating on the USA for the world wars wouldn’t exist if more US soldiers had died in those wars. No great grandpa=no liberal descendants.
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Jump into a war that you have no current reason to really jump into? How idiotic!
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                                                                                                                                                                        • We would of stomped them anyways
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                                                                                                                                                                          • Rule three: Nuke Japan
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                                                                                                                                                                            • #1, don’t show up on time. #2, never leave.
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                                                                                                                                                                              • Let everybody else kill each other and then come in last minute and stomp the weakened and weary forces
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                                                                                                                                                                                • Rule 1: WIN
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • The Monroe doctrine basically says that we wont attack until you fuck with either of the Americas
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                                                                                                                                                                                    • The US only joined because the got some of their submarines destroyed
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • It's not showing up late if you weren't supposed to be there in the first place but Europe couldn't handle it.
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • We were isolationists, we never wanted to be a part of any war, WW1: Germany sunk American ships with civilians and merchants, WW2: Japan bombed Pearl Harbor, Vietnam War: communism was spreading and we really wanted to keep it contained
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • Nukes are also very helpful
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                                                                                                                                                                                            • It's like when the parents let the kiddies Duke it out for a min then step in before any real damage is done. What about the Jews you say? Well they didn't get them all so I'll consider that a job well done. 'Merica
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • We were not late we just did not join a war we did not need to waste lives until they attacked us
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                                                                                                                                                                                                • At least we showed up *cough cough* every European country that’s not Russian or Britain
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • All that shit talking about us being late for wars is why we're in every single one now
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • It's more like Europe fighting and us goes if you guys dont stop I'm going over there and swooping all yal asses
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • We 2-0 tho
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        • For the most part America wanted to stay neutral, they did not want to be a part of another foreign war, however, the United States sold arms to her allies who were threatened by the Germans, Pearl harbor happened and we joined, every war after, the US shouldn't have been in.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          • We just wait until everyone is tired as fuck
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