• The trick to curing & sore throat is to
burn it with scalding hot tea
so you show your body who really is
in charge.
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    • Assert dominance over your body and t-pose while sleeping
      fountain 22 jun 2018
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    • Or just shove a pencil up your ass
      unOrdinary 22 jun 2018
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    • Seems legit
      YaBoiEthan 22 jun 2018
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    • I actually do this
      RavenTheDeathclaw 22 jun 2018
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    • Seriously though yea that is hot enough to burn but not hot enough to blister is perfect for sore throat add some honey and ginger it's game over sickness
      DankSoulsBorne 22 jun 2018
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    • gotta make urself ur own bitch
      SadnRad 22 jun 2018
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    • Builds character
      AdhesiveSquirrel 22 jun 2018
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    • sorry, threw all my tea into the Boston Habor
      nenuko 22 jun 2018
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    • However their is a way to stop anything from ever hurting u again and all u hav to do is take a bath with ur toaster and this will cure u from anything. LITERALLY
      Joker_12 22 jun 2018
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    • Soothe an itchy throat by sucking my dick
      chimichangas 22 jun 2018
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    • I thought my doctor told me to blow him and my throat will be clear. Interesting.
      james512 22 jun 2018
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    • Funny, since I had sore throat yesterday.
      SlaythePrey 22 jun 2018
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    • Hot tea with honey, lemon, and whiskey. I'm sick right now and have been swilling that shit for 2 days.
      REG_IV 22 jun 2018
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    • RIP to your taste buds on your tongue when you do that tho
      lafloremily 22 jun 2018
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    • I microved a cup of bleach for 6 minutes
      pamplomavirus 22 jun 2018
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    • If it is sore because or yelling then hot water and honey. That isn’t for if you have bacteria at the back of your throat you use a drop of oregano oil. I can’t use oregano though it causes me to constantly salivate and after each use the time lengthens. Around 2.5 days before I stopped
      MaxxWolf 22 jun 2018
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    • That shit ouches
      notactive________ 22 jun 2018
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    • No joke that works when I got stuck with strep throat I would drink coffee as hot as possible and it would soothe the pain
      Corporatism 22 jun 2018
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    • We all know that iced tea is the best tea
      Rule34_II 22 jun 2018
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    • You need a shot of whiskey with lemon and honey! Warm it up in the microwave for 30 seconds. If that doesn't help, you won't care because you'll have a nice little buzz goin' on!! Hot Toddy...Toddy for the body!
      jo_mama52 22 jun 2018
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    • Swallowing the unborn and unfertilized is the real cure.
      Imall469 22 jun 2018
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    • I got my tonsillitis and adenoids removed 5 years ago. And i haven't had a sore throat 5 years, so cut a piece of your throat out to show you mean business.
      something_what 22 jun 2018
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    • I’ve heard that eating honey helps too. So have your boyfriend dip his dick in honey and deep throat that wiener!
      IAmYunoGasai 22 jun 2018
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    • You ever get cramps and just punch them away
      DooKidly 22 jun 2018
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    • The tea is in charge
      Not_A_Horse 22 jun 2018
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    • What doesnt kill you make you stronger
      LuckyMy 22 jun 2018
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    • A caption I can get behind.
      StephenBest 22 jun 2018
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    • The real cure is having some native blood so this literally never has happened. Fuckkkkkkk yalllllll😜
      Grievance1 22 jun 2018
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    • Mix green tea with honey and a dash of lemon and you won’t even remember what it was like having a sore throat
      Straight_Flexin 22 jun 2018
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    • That's what I do tho
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    • Honey, lemon juice, hot water, salt. Works EVERY time.
      YaBoiSquantoYT 22 jun 2018
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    • Or cum
      _KillerKitten_ 22 jun 2018
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    • Or do a blaster of coke and let the drip numb your throat
      Rod_Runner 22 jun 2018
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    • Drink room temperature drinks
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    • When I was I kid I would turn the shower up to max heat and try to burn my mosquito bites off
      Joepeltz 22 jun 2018
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    • If your throat is American it will be angry because tea is not American and it wants coffee
      SoOriginalMemes 22 jun 2018
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    • I drank some hot tea once and it burned my mouth so I swallowed it fast then my esphegpus just fucking died
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    • Seems reasonable
      YoGiOh 22 jun 2018
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    • "You better stop acting up, or we're all gonna die!"
      _UvvU_ 22 jun 2018
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    • I have a sore throats and some hot tea rn ... my secret agent getting personal
      Moni_ 22 jun 2018
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    • Damn straight
      battington02 22 jun 2018
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    • It's the same reason we wash dishes with hot water, so it kills the bacteria.
      MLXVI 22 jun 2018
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    • Swallowing a little bit of bleach with rosemary does the trick
      LauraVanderBoobin 22 jun 2018
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    • Wouldn’t that make the tea in charge?
      HornySeaLions69 22 jun 2018
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    • ass profile pic = top comment
      2319 22 jun 2018
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    • Or stop sucking so much dick.
      ParaMedikk 22 jun 2018
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    • If your sore throat wants to hurt you get back at it by drinking acid that'll show that motherfucker who's boss
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    • Plot twist: you are your body
      Cobalt314 22 jun 2018
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    • Says the god of madness
      Thedragonsavage 22 jun 2018
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    • BLUE CHEESE HAS MOLD IN IT!
      _Groose_ 22 jun 2018
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    • Actually drink soda. The fizz and sugar are good for soothing it. (This isn’t a joke)
      DePianoman 22 jun 2018
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    • this is very similar to the logic I use. Like when my side wouldn't stop hurting when I tried to run, I started doing somewhat around a thousand situps just to prove a point to my body
      ImoralJ 22 jun 2018
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    • I have a sore throat right now and at first I was kinda hoping that this was going to be good advice, fuck it I guess
      Weaboosayswhat 22 jun 2018
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    • This tea is piping hot sis
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    • SERIOUSLY. Bitch body stop sweating just let me accept my heat stroke like a man.
      trashydike 22 jun 2018
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    • Relateable I always drink tea when sick
      Renaissance_Man 22 jun 2018
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    • I personally just drink a fuck load of hard liquor
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    • Kill the bacteria by drinking boiling water
      _Im_Old_Gregg 22 jun 2018
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    • Break ur bones to weaken the skeleton trying to get out
      thejooseisloose 22 jun 2018
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    • I have actually done this and it actually makes it feel better
      imacrazyperson 22 jun 2018
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    • Lemon and honey also work if scalding hot tea is not available.
      FridayThe13thGeek 22 jun 2018
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    • When I have a sore throat i brush the back of my throat with a toothbrush
      Izagi 22 jun 2018
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    • It’s true, the infections that occur in your throat are usually there because the air you breathe cools the temperature to something they can replicate in. Hot beverages denatures their replication material
      AibohphobiA 22 jun 2018
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    • Really the brain is in charge of your thoughts and the brain is in your body so technically your body is in charge.
      Theseawasspooky 22 jun 2018
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    • I just chug an ice cold carbonated soda, and it has a similar effect.
      Arschbombe 22 jun 2018
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    • England. England is in charge of your body.
      DriedWater19 22 jun 2018
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    • But that too hot tea feels so good on a sore throat
      Reece07 22 jun 2018
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    • my throat for real is dtarting to act up 😕
      littlehoe 22 jun 2018
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    • That’s the best feeling
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    • This is literally what I do, accept with a bit of honey.
      martini171 22 jun 2018
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    • My great grandmothers sore throat cure was hot water mixed with a jello powder packet. My mom used it with us all the time as kids and I swear it works..tastes good too if you use a flavored kind
      Bookworm_Kenzie22 22 jun 2018
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    • Idc what the doctor said. I got sprite and Vick’s. I’m gonna reattach my leg
      Nicky_Darko 22 jun 2018
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    • Gargling warm salt water actually helps a lot, just fyi
      Blopp 22 jun 2018
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    • *Hydrochloric acid
      The_Real_Chief 22 jun 2018
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    • Lemon juice, honey, boiling water and a shit of bourbon=good for sore throat
      An_Average_Man 22 jun 2018
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    • wow I have a sore throat rn
      Ohheyboys 22 jun 2018
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    • Sheogorath I know you're the daedric Prince of madness but this is a little much
      MorganFreeman666 22 jun 2018
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    • Drink some tequila with lime and salt or vodka, it will burn and sting a bit but by the end of the day you will feel a lot lot better
      ABM5555 22 jun 2018
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    • You ever eat something really hot and feel it slowly slide down ur throught while burning
      shockwave36 22 jun 2018
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    • FACT
      joeyturngood 23 jun 2018
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    • This works according to homeopathy
      ForgeOn 22 jun 2018
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    • It's actually to numb the pain
      realfattitte 22 jun 2018
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    • This is so fucking relatable
      yesterdayBible 22 jun 2018
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    • Scolding ****
      _lastgoodbye23 22 jun 2018
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    • I can relate to this
      voidofmemes 22 jun 2018
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    • It's not just tea, you're supposed to mix honey in, the tea doesn't do all that much really it just makes it easier to drink the honey
      Holier_ThanThou 22 jun 2018
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    • true. and effective.
      KillerKlown3000 22 jun 2018
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    • For real though, warm tea with honey is good, the honey coats your throat like a cough drop does and the active cultures in it help your body fight the infection
      Sanguinemoon 22 jun 2018
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    • I do this except with hot sauce. When I have a sore throat or something, fuck it. Burn it out.
      benspolitics 22 jun 2018
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    • I usually just eat mountains of hot cheetos and it goes away but you get some spicy shits after
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    • I HEARD THATS CANCEROUS
      wowth 22 jun 2018
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    • I've been doing it wrong. No wonder I'm still sick.
      Random_Babbles 22 jun 2018
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    • Technically mind over throat.
      RonnyDBLopez 22 jun 2018
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    • Yep. My last week i have been burning myself with chamomile tea to get rid of this crappy cold.
      pig_n_a_poke_ 22 jun 2018
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    • Yes
      Llamaaaa 22 jun 2018
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    • What scary about this is that it actually works, it’s what I do, burn it once and you can’t feel it for a solid day or two
      SteveStephens 22 jun 2018
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    • What I’m my sore throat gets kinky and is like “Harder Daddy!”
      DJQuesoFresco 22 jun 2018
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    • Well, your throat would become so inflamed that you'd have excess mucus buildup to help with the pain and moisturize your throat. At that point, suck on a Chloroseptic cough drop, and you'll be good for a few hours.
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    • It works no lie
      therealbean18 22 jun 2018
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