• The Scariest Things on Earth
rying to put your change back in your wallet with
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line of people behind you
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    • At 30 years old, I’ve stopped fighting that battle and pack that shit in on my way out
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    • Feeling your pockets and realizing your phone, keys, and wallet aren’t there
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    • It’s even worse if they give you a shit load of bills back.
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    • The power of not caring prevents me from this
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    • I actually know the scariest thing on earth, when you need to go to the bathroom at 3am in the dark and trying to run as fast as you can to the bathroom, quickly turn on the lights. Then you run as quickly as possible jumping into your bed from 4 feet away so the demons under your bed won’t get you.
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    • As a cashier, let me make you feel better, we don't give a shit. I'm paid by the hour. The line will go down eventually and the other customers are fine to wait the 20 seconds you take to get your affairs together. I've been on the other side of the counter. Take your time, please.
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    • Death ain't scary
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    • Finishing your homework while the teacher is collecting it.
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    • Death isn’t scary, and if your scared of the inevitable then you should rethink your priorities.
      Harbossa 11 jul
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    • Or you guys can stop being pussies and worry about yourself. Who gives a fuck about the 20 people in line behind you
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    • Try doing that in the dark with a bunch of serial kiIIer clown sharks that want to kiII you, waiting in line.
      Bogfoor 13 jul
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    • Death is not scary
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    • Valyrison 11 jul
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    • I've never understood why some people are afraid of clowns.
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    • Sharks are not scary I fear humans more than them ...we are more dangerous anyway
      momon7765 11 jul
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    • I throw it in the tip jar
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    • Last night I had dream that i was a murderer and being tortured with wire brush in my eye and when it was time to leave i forgot where i parked and hit lock button and someone else honked horn.
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    • Bro, dont you hate it when ur holding up the line, so u start panicking and u end up putting ur card in the wrong way, tyen u hold ul the line even longer
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    • Tapping your pocket not feeling your phone having a mini heart attack retracing your steps to three years ago trying to figure out where you left your phone then realizing you put it in your left pocket. Shits scary.
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    • My worst fear is that Crocs become so acceptable that people start wearing them to fancy dinners and business meetings
      DrZwicky 11 jul
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    • I hate when in drive thru they sit on their phone all the way to the first window, take out their wallet and shuffle for a long ass time (especially busy days when they could have done it before) and once recieving change take forever to put it back. it just makes it inconvenient for everyone
      gaemer 11 jul
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    • I don't think clowns are scary, but they're not amusing either.
      missnay 11 jul
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    • What about spiders
      Weird 11 jul
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    • When you’re at Walmart with your girlfriend and you gettin $300 worth of supplies and she forgets her wallet and you have to pull out your card and act surprised that it’s declining and do the whole “what? That’s weird” bit because you spent all your money on fishing gear and GTA money
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    • They can wait. I’ve been patient in that position and while I don’t want to be a burden to others I treat it as if they’re patient as well. If not then I can just stuff it in my Pocket and schmove on
      YourGuyCy 11 jul
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    • It’s always the old ladies that be fumbling around w a million coins with a huge line behind them
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    • That’s speciest bro, we ain’t scary, we even make coleslaw for cookouts 👌🦈
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    • I’m not afraid of any of those, but I am terrified of spiders and needles
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    • The atm not taking 30 crumbled 1 dollar bills for 10 minutes and some of them drop and there’s a line of people behind you
      SergeyT 11 jul
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    • use card
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    • 1st one is public speaking
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    • I’ve always thought that you’re not afraid of the dark, you’re afraid that you’re not alone in the dark
      RIP_Stark 11 jul
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    • I usually just shove it into a bag and sort it out after.
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    • ==============Public Speaking
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    • 🗿🔫im gonna fucking do it
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    • Bro fuck those Assholes I put my last dollar back however the hell I want
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    • Cash in pocket no wallet
      kanep0e 13 jul
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    • Change in my wallet?
      d1ckfelt 12 jul
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    • I would take my time to see if the person behind me was a karen so the guy at counter can be prepared
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    • Sharks, eh?
      Bargo_ 13 jul
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    • #1 Virus hoax
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    • You pay with cash? lol
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    • Guys I’m quirky I act like a retard in public and can’t socialize like a normal human.
      _Heavy 11 jul
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    • hmu on snapchat to buy my masturbation video ;) footgirl23
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    • People who care abt that are betas
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    • I'm a retail cashier, and our transactions are times. There are people out there who just take their good ole sweet fuckin time when the line is wrapping around the store and it irritates me
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    • Waking up and realizing you will never feel true love
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    • But... death is the dark
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    • The dark dead serial kilIing clown sharks that rush you in line after you pay
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    • Imagination*
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    • It's not scary it's just awkward and embarrassing.
      iamspeed 14 jul
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    • This is why I have big sweaters
      addition 14 jul
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    • Why is this in reverse
      jjesus 14 jul
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    • I just stuff it all into my pocket and sort that shit out when I get in the car
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    • Who's scared if that I just shove it in my wallet
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    • Am I the only one who is not afraid of death, but the pain associated with it?
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    • I love when I learn that my struggles are everyone else's
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    • Only poor people pay with cash
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    • Fuck the people behind me
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    • Going into an adult shop and seeing one of your Mom’s friends
      HALODOGE 14 jul
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    • I’m not scared of death
      banco66 14 jul
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    • Sets bills in your hand and change on top.
      RedDirt 14 jul
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    • I usually just shove it all in my pocket and worry about it when I get home
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    • Hearing the door open with your pants around your ankles
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    • Because just about everyone fears death, that makes it the scariest thing in the world I think.
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    • Then there’s people who’ll take their sweet ass Time
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    • Samsung Pay
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    • Bruh, clowns aren't scary unless you make them into monsters
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    • U forgot Weeping Angel's, Dont Blink
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    • I just pocket it and organize my wallet in the car or when im where I was going
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    • I just shove it into my purse then sort it later
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    • Waking up your parents to tell them you missed the bus
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    • When you pat your butt and dont feel your wallet/phone
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    • I just stuff it in my pocket and put it all back when I get in my car
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    • The suicidal thoughts getting worse and worse
      masturb8 14 jul
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    • Why are you doing that at the register you scum bag? Put that shit in your pocket and walk out once you get home put it back in you wallet and reset for the next day.
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    • I'm going to be honest, death isn't scary, it comes when it comes and we just gotta be ready, I ain't complaining about it
      GuitarBoy 14 jul
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    • thought I was the I only one.
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    • Omg thank you
      Gab31 14 jul
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    • Or trying to turn off lights in a room and run back out
      _Humble 14 jul
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    • Just move over slightly so the next person can approach the register
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    • Just step to the side dipshit. Or put it in your pocket and fuck off.
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    • My brain for real forgets how to multi task for a second so I can’t walk out of the way and put the change in my wallet so instead of walking out of the way first my dumbass decides to hold everyone else up
      texraven 14 jul
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    • just take the 5 seconds to put it in there and gtfo, it ain't that hard if you don't focus on the other people and just do it
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    • Who TF is scared of a clown?
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    • I've been in all of those no one of them scares me
      azzi1000 14 jul
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    • Death isn't scary once you come to terms with it
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    • Nothing skares me
      azzi1000 13 jul
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    • This is the shit that fucks me up
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    • Whenever im at a store without self checkout, ill just say to put the change in the bag. This will only work if they put your items in a single bag and convenient at gas stations, clothing stores, and smaller stores. Wont really work at restaurants or stores who give you multiple bags
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    • The dark is scarier than all that
      Mileenaa 13 jul
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    • I'm too tired to give too many fucks lately so that's no longer a problem
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    • Yes.
      Starco 13 jul
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    • I’m not scared of the dark, I’m scared of what’s in it
      jhf3301 13 jul
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    • Made me sneeze
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    • sharks are badass wym
      Geck00 13 jul
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    • My list goes the opposite. The dark is the scariest 🤭
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    • They gonna wait
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    • So true
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