The Romans and Ancient Greeks loved their pet dogs so much that they would add tombstones to their burial site. One such tombstone read, "I am in tears, while carrying you to your last resting place as much as I rejoiced when bringing you home in my own
hands fifteen years ago."
naahaliavahlatacte
AM3RICA AM3RICA
22 sep 2020
The Romans and Ancient Greeks loved their pet dogs so much that they would add tombstones to their burial site. One such tombstone read, "I am in tears, while carrying you to your last resting place as much as I rejoiced when bringing you home in my own hands fifteen years ago." naahaliavahlatacte
Me: Hey buddy, don't jump off the back of the couch, you'll hurt yourself!
My toddler:
I'm peaco
me
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