• The Question Is Timeless,
Not Ageless
(My mum and I are waiting in line to buy our
ticket. We are behind two older ladies.)
Old Lady: "No, I’m not telling you my age. I
tell you, it is most impolite for you to ask."
Cashier: "I'm sorry, ma'am; I did not want to
offend, but you do-"
Old Lady: "Well, you were. You don't ask a
lady her age!”
Cashier: "I'm sorry, but-"
Old Lady: "Give us our tickets already!"
(The cashier finishes the transaction, and still a
bit undlgnified, both ladies leave My mum and I
approach the cashier.)
My Mum: "I have no problem telling you I am
over 55, and have proof for you too. Now, I
believe you do have senior citizen discount
for which I qualify?"
Cashier: "Certainly, ma'am. So that will be
one senior citizen and one adult?"
(Both ladies, clearly above 55, hear my mum
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