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    • Ornithologist here, we actually usually use toilet paper rolls for most smaller birds, cheaper and open on both ends so the birds don’t freak out, just make sure you do it on a flat surface. Now give me top comment
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    • I’m majoring in wildlife biology, so hopefully I’ll be able to stuff a tiny bird in a tube one day in the name of science! 😁
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    • TC would be dope but everyone just begs, so don’t give it to me
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    • Yeah scientists do a lot of ghetto shit since they get like $2 of yearly funding
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    • Yeah!! When I went to the zoo I got to talk to one of the keepers who was a bird bander at one point. He showed me pictures of the birds, and they do this.
      Spira 27 mar
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    • Why is everyone on this app such an ass hole now. If you don’t like something do you think I care to know? No. Certainly not. Very much not yes. Commit non belief
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    • Face down ass up that’s the way I weigh my birds
      XDDEEER 27 mar
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    • Beak down, tail up.... I like to weigh my birds in cups.
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    • God forbid, please don't hurt that little Birdy, if you do things like this than it will shock it's growth and I wanna eat that when it gets older. So if you could just not?
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    • Head down, ass up. That’s the way I weigh my birds.
      bynch 27 mar
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    • No hes reloading shotgun shells. 10 gauge bird shot
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    • My dad banded hawks and when they had an influx of birds coming in and getting in the nets they'd put them in Pringles cans. Nothing like 4 sharp shin hawks watching you eat Pringles while two grown men run around sand dunes pulling more out of mist nets. They looked so mad.
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    • lol y’all think this is bad but it doesn’t hurt the bird it just puts it into a calm state when its head is covered and it relaxes itself
      johngw11 27 mar
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    • We also put small hawks in a Pringles can to weigh them
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    • 40mm “bird shot” m203 Grenade launcher
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    • i fucking hate the word blog and i have no idea why
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    • I don’t understand why you need the tube. Can’t you just put it directly on the scale?
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    • Idk, I've seen a few profiles with good memes. Not in featured tho
      FL_Pilot 27 mar
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    • Face down , ass up , 50 grams , unzips , now lemme take your temperature
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    • It's because the birds have tunnel vision. These guys from Hawkwatch do the same thing, but with raptor birds. Pretty sweet stuff. They brought a pygmy owl named Artemis to my biology class.
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    • I’ve never thought about how they weigh birds but that method makes sense
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    • IFunny said that this meme is inappropriate
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    • Most probably would have found this funny at one point. But then people classified this as "quarky white girl humor" and everyone moves away from it. It's ok to laugh at things you find funny. You don't need to defend your manliness with every joke. -- A Straight White Male
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    • I’ve done a little bit of stuff with birds and we just put them in a pantyhose and hang them from a scale
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    • Why did I have to turn off safe mode to view this (also, before you ask I was pretty sure I already turned it off)
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    • I once weighted my bird when he randomly hopped on the kitchen scale and it said 30 grams
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    • Grant money is too hard to come by to waste on superfluous stuff
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    • So can we stuff them in a shotgun shell then?
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    • Can confirm
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    • In my Experimental Research Behavior Analysis class (PSYC 4725 at my university), we train pigeons to do things with conditioning. And we have to weigh them this way too.
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    • face DOWN ass UP
      RoloMan 28 mar
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    • I remember going on a field trip that involved a guest showing us a large bird that he had kept stuffed in a pringles can and it wasnt doing very well.
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    • Well.... i have toilet paper rolls annnnnd two tiny birds. .... heh heh heh
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    • That's how they butcher chickens. They put them in a funnel and either slit their necks or just rip their head off.
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    • Damn, birds are liquid?
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    • I guess you can say they get.....pigeonholed (yes I know that's not a pigeon)
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    • Fun fact; when you measure their babies you have to slightly shake them because they poop every time you lift them out of the nest and you don’t want that all over the film canister which is what you see here
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    • Birds got a tight ass not a furry or anything
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    • IS THIS HOW I BE FUNNY?
      72XP 27 mar
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    • Well this isn’t a blog, this is IFunny
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    • Is the bird dead
      E_V_H 27 mar
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    • Ayo, lemme get a gram of flight please.
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    • QUICK DELETE IT BEFORE SOMEONE LEWDS IT
      EmoNeo 27 mar
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    • XD that was what I did today!
      Komorebi3 27 mar
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    • Can’t get the worm before I first have my coffee.
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    • Sushi roll looking fresh af
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    • They put small owls in blankets like little burritos
      LeBirb 27 mar
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    • It keeps them from moving and shifting weight
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    • Having birds upside down calms them and makes them move. They place them in the same position when you slaughter them
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    • Ant-man going into thanos ass be like.
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    • That’s what I call bird shot
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    • It's either this method, or we stick them in a cloth bag...
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    • poor birdie
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    • Antman when he went into thanos
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    • Seems legit
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    • Why? So sad
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    • Put it in your snowflake blog
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    • When Ant-Man accidentally grows big while entering Thanos
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    • HOLY SHIT! LOAD A BIRD INTO A 10 GAUGE SHOTGUN SHELL!!! Literal bird shot.
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    • Fuck off tumblr
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    • It’s also how they weigh Pokémon. 😋🤣😜
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    • There is no such thing as TC prove me wrong
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    • Don’t give me tc please everyone be like GIVE ME IT NOW
      Peggles 27 mar
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    • Wow i sure hope this is a joke.
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    • Looks like they're loading shotgun shells
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      Minibacon 29 mar
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