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divorcedreality:
george washington rises from the dead
"you done fucked up"
"the fuck did i tell you about political parties"
"I SAID FOUR GODDAMN THINGS, AMERICA. POLITICAL PARTIES ARE
DANGEROUS. PAY OFF THE FUCKING DEBT. ISOLATIONISM! AND
FREE FUCKING TRADE! SO WHAT DO YOU DO? 'OH LET'S SPLIT THE
GOVERNMENT! LET'S SPEND WAY TOO FUCKING MUCH! LET'S MAKE
ALLIANCES!' GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER AMERICA! GOD FUCKING
DAMN IT I WILL TURN THIS COUNTRY AROUND.
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    • Fun fact: Over the years, as the US military developed, they have continued to promote Washington making him the only the 6 star general to ever exist. This is so that in the event that he came back to life for some reason, he would still be the highest ranking general in the US military.
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    • And now the closest fucking thing we have is a libertarian who doesn't stand a chance.
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    • founding fathers would be pissed at today’s country
      LitTits 5 jul
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    • Teddy and George both need to be resurrected at the same time
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    • Zombie George Washington is upset with American government
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    • George Washington is spinning in his grave like a fucking beyblade because of what we turned his beautiful creation into.
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    • Single transferable vote. That's the system we need to get to a multi party system. Now the hard part is switching to that with an entrenched two party system that doesn't want to change.
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    • Now this I can get behind
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    • Vote for Jo Jorgensen libertarian candidate
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    • Ok necromancers it's your time to shine. George Washington 2020 got my vote
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    • Political parties DESTROYED with facts and logic
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    • My boyfriend literally said "what if we brought Washington to today", so I said "he'd murder all of us within a day for political parties." He said "we just don't tell him". So, I said "he won't be able to get up the street without finding out. It's the 4th of July"
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    • Anyone else watch Hamilton?
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    • When the founding fathers come back and see blacks eating at the same table
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    • I want everyone to please go read his quote and try to understand it. Leftists I have found have the hardest time with this (probably cause they never read the full quote) here is a summary
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    • As great as george washington was the world he lived in was very different from our world now. When Jackson payed off the debt it caused a financial crisis. And isolationism in a globalized world is beyond stupid. Isolationism is what has allowed china to get away with all the bs
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    • I don’t think we should be isolationist per se, but we definitely need more strict immigration laws and stop meddling in world affairs, other than the Middle East that is. Also we need more assimilation into the American culture for immigrants.
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    • I can’t say that Georgie would be a republican for certain but he sure as fuck wouldn’t be a Democrat
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    • Isolation is dumb and would limit the kind of products we would have available. The parties are really stupid though. Those are gonna cause a civil war again.
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    • I seriously think we did good after ww2 and holding off communism. But right now we really aren’t needed anywhere in the world and should seriously just return home and just fix our crippling debt
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    • Cough* vote libertarian
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    • Washington and Jefferson were Libertarian Right, and I believe they are what this country needs to be rich and free.
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    • Not saying we should be isolationist but the two party part he’s spot on about. The multiple party system created a divide in the American people. If we all came together as one, the American people, instead of determining which party is right/wrong the potential of our nation could be limitless
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    • The point is not one politician will ever be like they were 200 years ago. They were more focused on staying alive and building a country than to steal and enslave the citizens.
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    • Founding father would hate all dem and republicans today. Don’t say they would hate one or the other
      bolgna 5 jul
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    • Wait what’s wrong with alliances?
      cad3n123 4 jul
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    • Isolationism is a dated ideology that was more viable when international trade was prone to multiple levels of theft and corruption and high precision manufacturing didn't exist.
      Zakybear 6 jul
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    • Don't rewrite history, Washington didn't say that....in fact we would've still been British without our French allies.
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    • George Washington rising from the dead like "You free'd the WHAT?!?"
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    • That is the natural progression of things. George Washington is not God and he is not the wisest person to exist. Unregulated free trade leads to monopolies which eventually becomes anarcho-capitalism, which opresses the people. People naturally group themselves,
      noondeer 5 jul
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    • I think the six star thing is kinda stupid. Like I get why, people want to hold him in a place of respect, but making him more special by giving him a special rank seems monarchic.
      Thoarad 7 jul
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    • You'll never get an entrenched congress to lower their benefits. No term limits? Check. Lifetime Pension? Check.? Lifetime Healthcare? Check. Inside access to lobbying and pay per speech benefits? Check. They have held us down and screwed us and still have their foot on our necks.
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    • Why it always taste like coconut though
      StraxX 5 jul
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    • Ask just about any political science major... The constitution basically implies and sets up the groundwork for only a two party system to be feasible. It's often debated whether George Washington meant just factionalism/multi party systems, as they are super inefficient. This would make sense 1/2
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    • If Mount rushmore came to life all 4 of them would have a cow and a half
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    • America is like the asshole older brother of the world. Were a douchbag but we keep the world in check. We need those alliences or else our little brother will team up with our middle brothers and almost kick our ass. They wouldnt win though itd just bother us big brother style
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    • Can he come back
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    • Pretty sure he would be a teeny tiny bit upset that Obama, whatever his last name is, was president
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    • People will base their whole argument on what they think the founding fathers intended but will ignore the fact that we've gone against pretty much everything they explicitly told us not to do.
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    • Washington seeing that we have not one, but TWO political parties
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    • Love to see him turn this country around 🧡🧡
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    • I agree with all of those points except the isolationism. World conflicts have become like a Starcraft free for all. You can be content to sit in the corner of the map and ignore your enemies, but rest assured they are plotting your demise and will try to make good on it sooner or later.
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    • Two party system is tyranny without the figurehead.
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    • The founding fathers would be happier with trump than obama though
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    • Maybe not isolationist, the us is kinda the only reason that Western Asia isn’t covered in strontium-90. But holy fuck we need to stop voting in leaders based off of “owning the libs” or some other stupid bullshit. Get us a real leader that puts our enemies in their place and keeps our allies close.
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    • Everybody be mocking centrists until memes against the 2 party system are suddenly popular
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    • The US is an awful country that created entitled and brainless idiots
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    • Just vote Howie Hawkins (Green) or Jo Jorgenson (Libertarian) and hope either one gets to 5 percent.
      TeAlfu 7 jul
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    • I will turn this country around got me
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    • If you look at the constitution and the declaration of independence, then you will be able to see that we have strayed so far from where the finding fathers wanted us to be
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    • content not available more
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    • He owned people
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    • Damn liberals ruined everything
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    • Debt can be good tho, there's a reason Hamilton was so dead set on making sure we had good credit
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    • Nah, bro, isolationism not be good
      fuddy11 6 jul
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    • Kanye has to best chance of any independent I’ve ever seen, I hope he can break the mold, not cause he’s gonna be good but because he’s probably the only person who can meme his way in
      enjoyyy 6 jul
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    • I think they should elect a president like they choose winners for the Oscars. "Running" for office should be forbidden. You should be nominated.
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    • We need another good president
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    • Isolationism was smart back then because we literally had like 0 military so if we got in a conflict we were fucked, but by the time teddy Roosevelt was around we had gained enough military power that it was better to form alliances so that we dont fall behind the curve
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    • Washington was around in a different period of time and he's not God. So arguing that his word is law and that he was able to predict that these things would always remain true is borderline mentally handicapped
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    • I'm the 1639th comment
      Mappy264 7 jul
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    • I don’t get it people were crazy about Hillary cause she was going to be the first female president, SO COULD JO WHY ARENT FEMALES SCREAMING ABOUT HER TOO????
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    • And that’s why my this country is going to shit
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    • Well, he was right. Although China kinda had a heroin problem when the British came and said fuck you to their isolationist policies
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    • Dont forget our current president starting a trade war with china
      Yannogin 6 jul
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    • It's the will of the people though
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    • In Federalist 10, Madison clearly explains that factions were inevitable, especially for a nation as large and diverse as the US. He also stated that there had to be enough factions to represent most if not all Americans, not separate people between red and blue. Washington was wrong on that and on
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    • George Washington confirmed Linertarian
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    • When they took down the British they shouldn’t have reformed a government.
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    • We did all the things he told us not to do and half of us deny that we fucked up when life for most Americans is clearly more difficult than it should be
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    • Hot take: Democrats are trying to save America and bring it back to how it was meant to be, while Republicans are trying to destroy everything we used to stand for
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    • I’ve always hated political parties. Like why narrow things down to two sets of beliefs. Why not just find an individual person who fits your beliefs best and vote for him/her?
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    • Can we listen to our forefathers? Not about slavery, but most other things
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    • But he was white so we can’t respect him
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    • George Washington 2020!
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    • They also made the rules for immigration white people of good character yet i dont hear yall talking about that
      Tim224 6 jul
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    • Isolationism doesnt work that's how we got world war 2
      Cerberus 6 jul
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    • Btw just letting everyone know, the founding fathers hated the idea of free trade. (Or at least the modern idea of it.). Hamilton and the others that designed our economy were VERY protectionist. Tarrifs, limitations on imports, self sufficiency, etc.
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    • Imagine his disappointment if he knew the leftist clowns disrespectfully tore down a statue dedicated to the man who gave them the right to do it.
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    • I think another comment would be "YOU FREED THE WHAT?"
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    • Great I’m horny now
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    • The funny thing is George would most likely agree with Donald Trump
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    • The two party system, while imperfect, is the best system we have, far better than coalition governments, and way less disenfranchising than no party’s
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    • Everyone needs to hear this: THIRD PARTY VOTES AREN’T WASTED VOTES! WHILE THE CANDIDATE MAY NOT WIN, ENOUGH VOTES FOR A SMALL PARTY WILL GET THE BIG PARTIES TO CHANGE THEIR POLICIES IN ORDER TO GET YOUR VOTE
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    • He'd be like "why is that black person not in the field"
      Porx 5 jul
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    • Kind of hard to avoid political parties when one political ideology is hellbent on repealing the very basis of the foundation of the country.
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    • America is beyond saving
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    • This guy honestly supporting a one party system? Jeez. Yall are seriously too dumb for democracy
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    • Isolationism is stupid
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    • Political parties are a natural state of the government.
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    • Multiple parties allow for discord. Discord allows for ideas (laws) to be tested against a group of people with different ideas, to allow for a more round law that includes everyone.
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    • They were all slave owners
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    • 🤡hee ho I'm op I deleted comments I don't agree with cause I'm too immature to have a discussion hee hoo censorship
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