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    • Looks about right
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    • Am I the only one who eats the whole 40 piece bag of pizza rolls?
      noon909 6 jun 2015
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    • "Apply six rolls on a plate".. *Dumps whole bag*
      MooseCow_2015 11 nov 2014
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    • Anyone else here remember those animal face plates where the ears were places for ketchup and ranch
      SPS_SURVIVALIST_ 11 nov 2014
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    • Anybody remember ZooPals?
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    • The people on the plate look like they're running away from getting crushed by the pizza rolls
      Elfangor_2015 5 aug 2015
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    • Some of the white on the plate is showing.. More pizza rolls..
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    • Michelle Obama's plans gone wrong
      clueless9 12 jul 2015
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    • This is the work of *dramatic pause* MICHELLE OBAMA
      kjhj_2014 25 jun 2015
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    • Bitch you don't control me
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    • It should be called a lava plate cuz those little shits will not be edible for another 3 years...
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    • Aaah pizza rolls. The ultimate poor people food
      HerrZach_2012 11 nov 2014
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    • College be like
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    • Well it is a dairy (cheese), a veggie/fruit (tomato sauce) and a grain (dough)
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    • Portions unclear, got my dick stuck in a turkey
      Nonpossible_2016 12 nov 2014
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    • Anyone remember those animal plates I loved those
      AshliDeMaria_2014 12 nov 2014
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    • "Fuck your proportion plate"
      Thanks_amabo_2014 11 nov 2014
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    • Put me in the portion plate.
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    • You forgot your daily serving of a cup of ranch on the side.
      m33p 11 nov 2014
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    • Wow I got featured! ✌️😂
      AlanAesthetics 10 nov 2014
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    • AWWEEE I fucked up
      KOKing2010 25 nov 2015
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    • Let's see....you got your bread (outer) your dairy (cheese), your veggies (tomato sauce) and your meat (pepperoni). I say 100% accurate 👍
      jessgar9_2015 11 nov 2014
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    • Fuck I love pizza rolls
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    • I think you put just a little too much fruits and veggies
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    • You get . . One HALF portion. For that BB-8 droid? FORTY PORTIONS.
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    • "I do what I want"
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    • Hey! You stole Michelle Obama's plate!
      Grassland 28 jul 2015
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    • Looks like Michele Obama was here.
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    • That's not how you use me...
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    • If you cook under 30 I don't trust you
      Bungness_2014 11 nov 2014
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    • Technically, pizza (rolls) has every part of the food pyramid within itself. You got the dough (grains), cheese (dairy), the pepperoni (meat), and all the grease (oil). Who ever said it/they wasn't/weren't healthy?
      tehownah_2014 11 nov 2014
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    • Hey it has dough, which is a grain, tomatoes, which are vegetables, and cheese, which comes from a cow.... looks like you're good
      goodkid99_2014 11 nov 2014
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    • Pizza rolls are inside out pizzas. Pizza has vegetables on it. Vegetables are healthy. Therefore, pizza rolls are healthy.
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    • I have that exact same plate 😳 I was like, "how the fuck am I supposed to fit a t-bone steak on this little piece of shit portion?"
      YoItsJoJo_2017 11 nov 2014
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    • Place six around the plate in circular shape and microwave. *dumps whole bag*
      Anon1492_2017 11 nov 2014
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    • Im eating healthy, and i got used to it
      C0vered_2016 11 nov 2014
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    • Well that bout sums up why America is obese
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    • I think you need to add a few more pizza rolls.
      An_Account__2015 11 nov 2014
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    • *Michelle Obama be like* No the serving size is five, so you should only have 4
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    • Since this will get lost in the comments: one time I was locked out of my house and I had to take a shit, so I grabbed a dog bag and I shit in it and threw it over the fence
      abay0303_2016 10 nov 2014
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    • one does not simply eat a "serving size" or wait the recommended cooling time when it comes to pizza rolls
      Drumline 10 nov 2014
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    • I smell a certain Obama behind this...
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    • This reminds me of those animal plates
      namelessssss_2016 26 sep 2015
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    • Fucking pizza rolls
      mintyshoes_2015 2 jul 2015
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    • Am I the only one who doesn't like those Pizza Rolls?
      rp_23_2017 28 may 2015
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    • Michelle Obama would approve
      lovelyshards_2015 12 nov 2014
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    • That is disgusting! You need more variety in your diet... Taquitos.
      TooEA7Y_2015 12 nov 2014
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    • Fuck the portion plate
      lexybex101_2015 12 nov 2014
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    • Very nice. We have our grains, meat, dairy, I'm gonna count dairy twice as a veg cause fuck veggies
      JacobTheSir_2015 11 nov 2014
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    • Don't tell me how to run my fucking life
      Dra9on_39_2017 11 nov 2014
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    • Something's not right about this. I think we're missing about 50 pizza rolls on that plate.
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    • This plate is basically calling me stupid, i know where to place my vegetables and meats...psssh stupid portion plate calling me fat 😡
      Chooby 11 nov 2014
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    • There is a picture just like this that has already been featured
      Nathan_77_2017 11 nov 2014
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    • Bitch don't tell me my portions
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    • Well, they DO have cheese and pepperoni bits, which is your meat/dairy, crust for grains and....tomato sauce for vegetables?
      Philos555 11 nov 2014
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    • You were the cool kid if your mom always had pizza rolls and Mountain Dew.
      naturallight 11 nov 2014
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    • Josephnoon_2016
      Fucking government telling me what I can and cannot eat
      Josephnoon_2016 11 nov 2014
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    • Needs Bacon
      softball23_2016 11 nov 2014
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    • This is wrong, it's not balanced...you forgot the takis and hot cheetos
      GalaxyGhost 11 nov 2014
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    • Fuck your chicken strips
      whyte_shade_2015 11 nov 2014
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    • You don't own me. I do what I want bitch
      Kat_is_lit_2013 11 nov 2014
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    • michelle obama would not be proud
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    • The "fuck it" plate
      ispepsiok 11 nov 2014
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    • Fucking pizza rolls best when baked
      bitemyrump_2015 11 nov 2014
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    • I actually need this portion plate though
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    • I LOVE FOOD wayyyy too much😍 looking at that plate makes me sad😭
      Hanna_35_2014 11 nov 2014
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    • Take that Michelle Obama
      EmilyCarbon_2014 11 nov 2014
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    • Pizza rolls are bae. Pizza rolLs are LIFE
      what_should_2015 11 nov 2014
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    • Actually yes. Sause is a fruit and a vegtibal. Breading is grain. Meat is protein and cheese is dairy. #themoreyouknow
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    • Ok since this is going to be lost in the comments, here we go.... On every other weekend i dress up as a slutty clown, smear peanut butter under my armpits, strap a dildo to my head an call myself "Jeffy"
      XthisonlyX_2014 11 nov 2014
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    • And I had that for dinner. Looks like I had a balanced dinner
      supersonic55 11 nov 2014
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    • Ain't nobody got time for that
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    • It fits in the circle
      tg_76_2015 11 nov 2014
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    • Looks about right. Everytime I get pizza rolls.😭🔪🔪
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    • Michelle Obama "heavy breathing"
      ImLuiis_2016 11 nov 2014
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    • Don't tell me how to live my life portion plate
      Gorilla_16_2013 10 nov 2014
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    • Pizza is every part of the food pyramid.It has cheese,which is part of dairy.Pepperoni,for meats and proteins.Tomato,is classified as both fruit and veggies.And the crust, for the grains.
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    • Pizza Rolls: Grains=breading Protein=meat(pepperoni,whatever) Dairy=cheese Fruit/Vegetable=sauce Fats=pretty much all of it THE LOGIC IS REAL GUYS
      Kelly5552_2012 10 nov 2014
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    • Thug life
      brudderguy_2014 3 oct 2015
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    • This is some Michelle Obama shit right here
      Hugabear16_2016 23 jul 2015
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    • Fuck the portion plate
      ace_man__2015 21 jun 2015
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    • Nailed it
      hotchixforU 12 nov 2014
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    • I eat that many slmethime even more and im 12!... is that bad???
      Lindsey2902_2016 12 nov 2014
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    • Like and I'll send u some pizza roles in the mail
      junfa 11 nov 2014
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    • Merica
      Kinky_Things 11 nov 2014
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    • Remember those animal plates that split up your food ?
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    • Fuck you, portion plate! You can't tell me what to do! 😈
      CheshireWolf 11 nov 2014
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    • The abortion plate?
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    • Who the fuck actually uses these?
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    • Well damn, don't tell me how to live my life.
      jimin_kookie_2013 11 nov 2014
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    • *Just college things*
      Vulcan_Thunder 11 nov 2014
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    • I'm siting in bed now eating chocolates before I go to sleep so FUCKA U
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    • I can confirm that pizza is indeed a fruit/vegetable.
      Baron_Luca_2015 11 nov 2014
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    • Wtf did you do to your pizza rolls?
      YouImpressed_2013 11 nov 2014
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    • Penis
      Gralixe_2015 11 nov 2014
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    • It's just a suggestion haha
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    • While you guys try to get second top comment im going to sneak in and get the third one. ehehe
      MA3LSTRQM_2016 11 nov 2014
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    • Needs more bacon
      Metalgen 11 nov 2014
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    • It's got the tomato (sauce) the wheat (bread) and the pepperoni (meat), now we just missing dessert #CollegeProblems
      _Jaky__2016 11 nov 2014
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    • This joke is kind of cheesy
      BigTyrone 11 nov 2014
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