the plant in my room watching it rain outside
the plant in my room watching it rain outside
Struggling to defend myself from these huge milkers bossman
Struggling to defend myself from these huge milkers bossman
I'm silently judging your behaviour
I'm silently judging your behaviour
dankestIdogmemes dankestIdogmemes
25 aug 2020
My dramatic dog after we didn't share any of our dinner with her See
ChrisBurgess
24 sep 2020
When your mon take ay your
ve onh had Murphy day and half but ff anything happene d to him would kilt everyone in this room and then elf.
AnomaIous AnomaIous
4 nov 2020
ve onh had Murphy day and half but ff anything happene d to him would kilt everyone in this room and then elf.
Why did the ketchup blush?
He saw the salad dressing!
mute_spicygoodness mute_spicygoodness
11 jun
Why did the ketchup blush? He saw the salad dressing!
year old ol me being asked why am I not letting the balloon touch the floor
IT'S THE LAW
Wehim Wehim
10 feb
year old ol me being asked why am I not letting the balloon touch the floor IT'S THE LAW
OTHER
AWAY,
You have no idea
How high am right now
OTHER AWAY, You have no idea How high am right now
Is there such thing as too much?
hurt_meme_dealerexe hurt_meme_dealerexe
26 feb
Is there such thing as too much?
Hey, I'm actually starting to like this Hey,I'mactually Aaand hes charact- dead.
Farewell_MFs Farewell_MFs
11 feb
Hey, I'm actually starting to like this Hey,I'mactually Aaand hes charact- dead.
Even though you hurt me, I still find ways to be with you
Toxic relationships be like
ifemmm
25 sep 2020
Even though you hurt me, I still find ways to be with you Toxic relationships be like
Reporter: So Fred, you're 97! What's your secret?
Fred: I sucked a cock for a watch once.
Reporter: I meant secret of your longevity.
Fred: Oh! Fruits and vegetables.
Krizma Krizma
28 dec 2020
Reporter: So Fred, you're 97! What's your secret? Fred: I sucked a cock for a watch once. Reporter: I meant secret of your longevity. Fred: Oh! Fruits and vegetables.
When ur at your ex's funeral and they allow you to speak first
Ain't God good?
When ur at your ex's funeral and they allow you to speak first Ain't God good?
- You hang up.
- No, You hang up
- You hang up. - No, You hang up
Je_Suis_Bruh_Momento Je_Suis_Bruh_Momento
26 sep 2020
Palpatine's Empire v * @EmpirePalpatine Happy 69th birthday to @HamillHimself! What's your favourite Luke Skywalker moment?