the plant in my room watching it rain outside
the plant in my room watching it rain outside
When you're sitting at work and you see a dog on instagram with 5 million followers and you realize he's making more money than you.
SpareParts SpareParts
23 oct 2020
When you're sitting at work and you see a dog on instagram with 5 million followers and you realize he's making more money than you.
AT LEAST I WONT GET TRICKED THIS BLACK FRIDAY LIKE WHEN I SPENT 6 HOURS WAITIN IN LINE 4 A WALMART DOOR BUSTER TV AN THEN FINDIN OUT WAS ACTUALLY CHILLIN INA HOMELESS CAMP
SkweezyJibbz SkweezyJibbz
24 nov 2020
AT LEAST I WONT GET TRICKED THIS BLACK FRIDAY LIKE WHEN I SPENT 6 HOURS WAITIN IN LINE 4 A WALMART DOOR BUSTER TV AN THEN FINDIN OUT WAS ACTUALLY CHILLIN INA HOMELESS CAMP
When my parents get cancer and die infront of my eyes but I realise I finally got a
good backstory for
America's got talent
When my parents get cancer and die infront of my eyes but I realise I finally got a good backstory for America's got talent
Me: I'm gunna creampie you later
Her: But I'm on my period..
Me: Raspberry pie it is
CollinGranahan01 CollinGranahan01
25 feb
Me: I'm gunna creampie you later Her: But I'm on my period.. Me: Raspberry pie it is
About to watch some Netflix
About to watch some Netflix
When you are about to go out with the boys so your girl beats ya off to make sure you have no energy to chase hoes
When you are about to go out with the boys so your girl beats ya off to make sure you have no energy to chase hoes
Me unhappy about something she did, then she shows me
her titties and I'm okay
It's a simple spell but quite unbreakable.
THE1LLUMINATI THE1LLUMINATI
4 nov 2020
Me unhappy about something she did, then she shows me her titties and I'm okay It's a simple spell but quite unbreakable.
Gave Peanut a bath and after drying
him he stuck out his hand for me to hold@
Gave Peanut a bath and after drying him he stuck out his hand for me to hold@
Doggo not judging. Doggo just concerned with safety.
You sure about this outfit?
Doggo not judging. Doggo just concerned with safety. You sure about this outfit?
This fool said my eyebrows look like some stripper doing a split in some hooker boots and now I can't unsee it.
This fool said my eyebrows look like some stripper doing a split in some hooker boots and now I can't unsee it.
Girls say that Post Malone is hot. I'm starting to realize that I'm not ugly. I'm just broke
Hotwire Hotwire
16 dec 2020
Girls say that Post Malone is hot. I'm starting to realize that I'm not ugly. I'm just broke
when I'm on my third "mhm" and they just keep talking
when I'm on my third "mhm" and they just keep talking
When she wants Netflix and chill but the show is actually pretty good
When she wants Netflix and chill but the show is actually pretty good
WISH PEOPLE RANDOMLY OFFERED ME WEED
AS OFTEN AS MIDDLE SCHOOL DARE, CLASSES SAID THEY WOULD
HighonMemesandWeed HighonMemesandWeed
22 jun
WISH PEOPLE RANDOMLY OFFERED ME WEED AS OFTEN AS MIDDLE SCHOOL DARE, CLASSES SAID THEY WOULD
NEWS
FOX4
Woman complains patrol car is
'too hot' during her arrest for leaving child in hot car
[I by: FOX 4 Newsroom
THE LION, THE WITCH AND THE
AUDACITY OF THIS BITCH
Camarath Camarath
25 sep 2020
NEWS FOX4 Woman complains patrol car is 'too hot' during her arrest for leaving child in hot car [I by: FOX 4 Newsroom THE LION, THE WITCH AND THE AUDACITY OF THIS BITCH
Work order says "check vibration" so you take the vehicle for a test drive only to find out "vibration" was actually death wobble when you hit 65mph.
I feel was denied...
NEED-TO-KNOW INFORMATION!
ON
Work order says "check vibration" so you take the vehicle for a test drive only to find out "vibration" was actually death wobble when you hit 65mph. I feel was denied... NEED-TO-KNOW INFORMATION! ON
When ur at your ex's funeral and they allow you to speak first
Ain't God good?
When ur at your ex's funeral and they allow you to speak first Ain't God good?
When someone who never comments on your post only pops up to disagree.
its_me2 its_me2
5 mar
When someone who never comments on your post only pops up to disagree.