• the phenomenon of "crown shyness,"
where trees avoid touching
Nobody:
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Two treeees, chillin in a forest My Bram.
Five feet apart coz they're not gay
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    • the "nobody" format doesn't really work here. like at all.
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    • Can we just agree to drop the “nobody:”
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    • That shit doesn’t happen in the south, the trees here must be gay or something because they’ll grow out of each other and merge together. Freaky shit
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    • Even tree’s understand personal space
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    • Vines aren’t funny
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    • Without sunlight reaching sapling aka baby trees they will not grow, there must be space for the trees to grow seperate from each other or an abundance of nutrience like the rainforests and their high anima death rates which give more nutritioun to trees if not the trees dry up like in California
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    • Hundreds of trees chilling in the forest 2 feet a part cause they’re anti-Thigmotropism
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    • when my Minecraft trees load in wrong and so only half the tree spawns
      d3adie 25 apr
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    • Fun fact: this doesn’t always happen. Pines are just “Well, I’m not gay, but shit look at that guy over there. Just a little touch.”
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    • Yeah you didn’t have to add the stupid “Nobody:” part. Could have just said the “funny” caption.
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    • Actually all trees in the forest are technically fucking each other
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    • Even the trees acknowledge that being gay is a sin.
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    • Its not a phenomenon. Plants grow towards the sun so they don’t extend past the shadows of the trees around them, instead the tree grows towards the sun and away from darkness. Science fuckers.
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    • Listen closely you can hear the trees talk to one another
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    • Trees talk to each other.
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    • Nobody: shut the fuck up it's not funny to say nobody hur dur
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    • Idk why I cringe when they say five feet apart cuz they threw away a chance to make this a good rhyme, "two trees chilling in a forest, five feet away cuz they're not gay"
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    • Don't think they ain't touching root tips underground tho
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    • I don't know if that happens around where I live. I think the leaves and branches just all intertwine.
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    • Some trees touch, that makes them gay right?
      iModels 22 apr
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    • Stop putting nobody in front of everything expecting to make it funnier. Jesus fuck it’s so out of context now
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    • Somebody’s gonna be like “ but jokes on you their roots are intertwined because they truly are gay...”
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    • Tree to other tree: Bro if you touch my leaf you gay.
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    • Sometimes I forget that a tree is a living thing and can do things like this
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    • Forest fire evolution is on its way
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    • You ever think that maybe wind? Wind knocks them into eachother?
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    • That's not a phenomenon that happens because trees send out hormones trough the air to not touch and block all sunlight so there seeds that fall can germinate
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    • Or it could be from swaying in the wind and the rubbing between the trees inhibiting growth there...or the trees are just shy. Idk... just making shit up.
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    • Probably because there’s less oxygen where they’re closer to other trees
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    • It's becasue they get damaged when wind comes and smacks them each other. So in response they did that
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    • The trees in my neighborhood try to grow around each other and push each other over
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    • okay but thats acutally a really cool phenomenon, and it creates a really cool effect when you look up
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