• &
the other night i tried to make a curry
and i got chilli burns all over my face, so
i thought to myself 'hang on, doesn't
milk soothe chilli burns? it does’ and i
couldn’t google because i couldn’t see
so ijust had to blindly feel my way to
the fridge and pour out a bowl of milk,
and then plant my face in the bowl of
milk, anyway at that point the rice
cooker went off and triggered a power
surge which turned my electricity off,
which i didn't notice at first because i
had my face in a bowl of milk and when
i did emerge from the dairy prison i
thought i had gone blind with chilli
burns. so no i don't really cook much.
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