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    • Same shit different toilet
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      • Best response I have ever heard is “oh you know....same old same old different pair of underwear.”
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        • Don’t forget guys
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          • Same cock, different ball torture
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            • Oh you know, same poop different sock
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              • Same shit, different day
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                  • A good one I heard was, "take her easy and if she's easy take her twice" it could be considered sexist but he was old enough.
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                    • WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!?!?!
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                          qwart 15d
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                          • Asked an older man how he was one day and he replied with "Finer than the hairs on a toad's back!" And I will never forget that.
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                            • Had a friend who's response was always "Living the dream... hoping to wake up soon"
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                              • Like if you want iNigga
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                                • Same shit different day
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                                  • That’s pretty good becouse life is just the same soup reheated and every time you reheat it the soup gets worse and worse but your stuck with the soup and that’s just how it be
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                                    • When you come up with a shit saying but dont want to claim it as your own in case nobody likes it
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                                        • All warfare is based on deception. For years, the West's hypocrisy has made the world a battlefield. The corrupt talk; while our brothers and sons spill their own blood. But deceit cuts both ways. The bigger the lie, the more likely people will believe it, and when a nation cries for vengeance, the
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                                          • The more you reheat something the worse it gets usually, so does that mean same shit but a little shittier each day?
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                                            • “Same shit, different air freshener” -lil wayne
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                                              • Same shit different day
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                                                • Same shit different toilet
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                                                  • It's all fun and games until someone at Panera says it
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                                                      • Add salt because being salty about everything is what gives life flavor
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                                                        • Same shit different day lol
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                                                          • What about same shit different toilet
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                                                            • Same shit different toilet
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                                                              • You: Same shit different day. Me an intellectual: Same soup just reheated.
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                                                                • Same shit different toilet
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                                                                    • Had a dude at work say “What’s the word thunderbird how’s your day going?”
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                                                                      • Same shit smaller shovel
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                                                                        • Same existence, less will to live
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                                                                          • You know Same road different speeders
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                                                                            • Same shit different day
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                                                                              • Daily foodporn here!
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                                                                                • Same shit, different diaper
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                                                                                  • I’m gunna use some of these at work on Monday
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                                                                                    • I like to respond with "not dead yet." To which many reply, "well, that's good, at least," which sets you up for the kill, "eh, some days."
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                                                                                        • That mean every day gets worse and worse cause you can only reheat soup so much before it start to taste like microwave.
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                                                                                          • Same ass different shitter
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                                                                                            • M O O D
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                                                                                              • Same shit different toilets 🚽
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                                                                                                • Better top comment? 1+1=3
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                                                                                                    • Must means he’s doing a little bit better than yesterday
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                                                                                                      • Souptime
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                                                                                                        • Same shit different smell
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                                                                                                            • Same dick different anus
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                                                                                                              • I dont feel so good
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                                                                                                                • Interesting phrase
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                                                                                                                  • My favorite line I’ve heard is from this older Jamaican guy I work with and he said “I don’t giva 2 shoes”
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                                                                                                                    • Using this now and forever
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                                                                                                                      • IM AT SOUP!!!!
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                                                                                                                        • Same aids different bitch
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                                                                                                                          • Same day different shit
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                                                                                                                            • Ain't nothing change but the weather
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                                                                                                                              • Same stars different telescope
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                                                                                                                                • Same dildo different hole
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                                                                                                                                    • Worst Porn Intro
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                                                                                                                                      • But soup gets better the older it is 🤔
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                                                                                                                                        • Just something to make y’all think
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                                                                                                                                          • Same shit, different splatter
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                                                                                                                                            • A co-worker greeted me and said "hi, how are you?" And I panicked and said "hi, how are you?" Without even answering her
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                                                                                                                                                • Genius.
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                                                                                                                                                  • Nnnn
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                                                                                                                                                    • This app ducking sucks why can’t I post my chimneys yet I posted them on my profile like 10 mins ago
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                                                                                                                                                      • I see a Minnesotan
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                                                                                                                                                        • I either say another day in paradise, or theres always a bigger trailer
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                                                                                                                                                          • That sounds very midwestern
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                                                                                                                                                            • Same shit different sink
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                                                                                                                                                              • Can someone explain the joke to me ?
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                                                                                                                                                                • Best one over got was “hand over your wallet and bend over”
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                                                                                                                                                                  • Same shit different yard
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                                                                                                                                                                      • That really boils my noodle
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                                                                                                                                                                        • Same feature, just a different set.
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                                                                                                                                                                          • Am I having a stroke or does that sentence make no fucking sense?
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                                                                                                                                                                            • I tried asking someone that when working at a dunkins... He turned, asked "are you asking because you care or are you just trying to be polite?" Turns out he was going to a dialysis appointment. Hemodialysis i think. Yeah, i don't use that phrase anymore.
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                                                                                                                                                                              • You do your job over and over but can never enjoy it. You reheat and reheat but can never enjoy the soup. That’s deep.
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                                                                                                                                                                                • Very cool, thank you kanye!
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • You just gotta spice things up a little.
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • Another day another NICKEL! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • Did this happen? No but in spanish
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                                                                                                                                                                                            • Same shit different toilet. You smelling what I'm stepping in?
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • This is worded so strangely
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • Ah. Room temperature humor at its best
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Same sauce, different boss
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          • He asked you knowing you would return the question. He was prepared
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