The only way to live with a cat.
thefingerfuckingfemalefury
"I SEE U ARE DOIN A THING GUESS WHAT
IT IS TIME FOR ME
TO CATTE"
situary situary
27 sep 2020
The only way to live with a cat. thefingerfuckingfemalefury "I SEE U ARE DOIN A THING GUESS WHAT IT IS TIME FOR ME TO CATTE"
Me looking at the blunt after it almost made me throw up
Me looking at the blunt after it almost made me throw up
Flew in a helicopter for the first
time at work, the pilot's helmet
wasn't calming.
lockheed_Martin_F22 lockheed_Martin_F22
23 jul 2020
Flew in a helicopter for the first time at work, the pilot's helmet wasn't calming.
Me: Gets bowl of food for cat
Cat: Doesn't want it
Me: Shakes bowl
Cat:
You
Me: Gets bowl of food for cat Cat: Doesn't want it Me: Shakes bowl Cat: You
ARE YOU A RACCOON?
Dark circles under eyes
Eats junk
Small and chubby
Stays up all night
Cute but will fight
Maybe-lam
Official_D Official_D
24 sep 2020
ARE YOU A RACCOON? Dark circles under eyes Eats junk Small and chubby Stays up all night Cute but will fight Maybe-lam
When you're at party and no one wants to talk about dogs
@thingsdoghandlerssay
NahBruh11 NahBruh11
23 sep 2020
When you're at party and no one wants to talk about dogs @thingsdoghandlerssay
-Can be part of your gang?
-idk, how gangster are you?
Kellikittin Kellikittin
28 may
-Can be part of your gang? -idk, how gangster are you?
Captain's Log, Star Date: 44253.7,
Imotekh Imotekh
28 sep 2020
Captain's Log, Star Date: 44253.7,
"I don't want flowers!! I want you to find my fucking G Spot!"
FANTOMGOD FANTOMGOD
10 feb
"I don't want flowers!! I want you to find my fucking G Spot!"
The royal family right now
Megan
Rob1994
28 nov 2020
The royal family right now Megan
this looks like a commercial for
anxiety medication
this looks like a commercial for anxiety medication
Have to admire the craftsmanship of that fence
awful_oilyrHumor awful_oilyrHumor
13 mar
Have to admire the craftsmanship of that fence
__Matilda__ __Matilda__
23 sep 2020
© Based on: sethglasco7
SS you spill water in the pool..
"Can we listen to something besides
1700s Sea Shanties?"
lowgin_powerdrill lowgin_powerdrill
10 oct 2020
"Can we listen to something besides 1700s Sea Shanties?"
When you broke AF and find out they put dollars in the eggs.
@comfysweaters
When you broke AF and find out they put dollars in the eggs. @comfysweaters
This gorilla looks like he wants pictures of Spider-Man on his desk by noon
@dumb.joeg
MRTHICCEMS MRTHICCEMS
28 may
This gorilla looks like he wants pictures of Spider-Man on his desk by noon @dumb.joeg
karen: i want to see joe waiter: who's joe
karen:
Joe
MANAGER ~
JoSjoca JoSjoca
9 apr
karen: i want to see joe waiter: who's joe karen: Joe MANAGER ~
When they bring back the nasty mitt
Burt slower
(slow heavy metal music playaime))
metalhead6_6_6 metalhead6_6_6
24 apr
When they bring back the nasty mitt Burt slower (slow heavy metal music playaime))
Tell-Tale heart by Edgar Allen Poe - Tell-Tale heart by Edgar Allen Poe
Cocaine_Jeezus Cocaine_Jeezus
24 sep 2020
Tell-Tale heart by Edgar Allen Poe - Tell-Tale heart by Edgar Allen Poe