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    • People who say it's too much to read have the attention span of a retarded goldfish. Take a minute to read something..It took me at most that. Fucking retards
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      • Harold jerked off before to make sure he had that post nut clarity
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        • I am amazed as to how many people lack the reading comprehension needed to understand this.
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          • I guess he is filling a ‘plot’ hole.
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              • Some random dude named Harold ended the entire zombie apocalypse before it could begin
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                • Everyone who thinks she could’ve woken up from a coma, she couldn’t have. Comatose people still need food and water stop being stupid guys.
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                  • *plugs tube* "fuck off ghost lady"
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                    • Or someone kill-bill-style buried a random chick and she was lying to be dug out so she didnt have to bloody her fists up punching her way out
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                      • “She was in a coma” really dumbasses? She survived 6 months in a coma? She’d have better luck trying to survive the first 15 seconds of a car compactor than a coma for that long.
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                        • Now just hear me about this one, but what if.....ya know....he got some ghost pussy?
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                          • Imagine actually being buried alive and someone knew about it and came back later and poured water down the holes to finish the job
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                            • And now according to JK Rowling, Harold is gay.
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                              • The first part of this is actually where the expression "saved by the bell" came from 👍
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                                • That coined the phrase, "saved by the bell"
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                                    • I would unbury her just out of curiosity, an ancient potentially world ending evil helllll yeah dawg
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                                        • For anyone saying she could have been in a coma that is impossible. Firstly, she would have suffocated after 6 months and had no water or nutrients in her system. She would have died after a week under normal circumstances
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                                            • God I fucking love these things. I remember back in the day I used to browse horror dedicated profiles here on ifunny to read these things. Never read about harold but this was great
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                                              • People who don’t read stuff because it’s more than two sentences are pretty stupid. That’s all
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                                                • Killed a panicked lady who didn’t know the month in the 1800s. I don’t know the month half the time and I have a phone that reminds me every day. Poor lady.
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                                                  • She claimed to be the person on the gravestone. The person on the gravestone was buried in February. It had been 6 months. There is no surviving that long.
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                                                    • Not gonna lie. If I was buried alive, I'd just be screaming "YES, YES, WHATEVER YOU SAY, I JUST DON'T WANT TO DIE" because what retarded demon possesses somebody trapped inside the ground?
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                                                      • I believe that Harold has had something bad happen before this time and wasn’t dealing with that shit again.
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                                                          • You were buried alive months ago you called out for days to no avail, you've managed to survive six excruciating months off only the rainwater, insects and whatever has crawled down your tube, one day a voice responds to your cries and all the sudden your filled with hope, "are you Sarah O'Bannon?"
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                                                            • Surviving the first 5 mins of a supernatural episode is a legendary thing to do especially without Sam or dean showing up
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                                                              • Harold really that nigga
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                                                                • It was a common fear to be buried alive back then. I think it was Edgar Allen Poe that based a few of his works off this fear
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                                                                  • This reads like an item description from a fromsoft game.
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                                                                    • *cums down copper tube*
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                                                                      • Piss off, ghost
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                                                                        • A human can only survive 1 week without food and roughly 3-4 days without water. The gap between FEBRUARY TO AUGUST is 7 months. Whatever that thing was, wasn't human
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                                                                          • Harold just stopped a Stephen King plot from happening
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                                                                            • a SiNgLe pArAgRaPh iS tOo MuCh tO rEaD hUrR dUrR
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                                                                              • The main reason this was practiced was because of the inaccuracy of modern medicine at the time. They weren’t really the best at determining who was actually dead
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                                                                                • Killing someone because they were panicked and were just saying yes because you were their only life line
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                                                                                  • He did what no supernatural victim ever could, he kept Sam and dean from investigating his death
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                                                                                    • The most unbelievable part to this is that they left a copper pipe there for 6 months like that shits cheap
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                                                                                      • we need people like Harold in horror movies
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                                                                                        • Harold stopped the zombie apocalypse from starting
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                                                                                          • Whatever That is, it ain't alive. February to August underground, no food, and No water. Bull shit.
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                                                                                            • If she was actually alive then how would the woman know when she "died"
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                                                                                              • Yeah even if she was unconscious the whole time she would still have died of dehydration by then
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                                                                                                • Post nut clarity
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                                                                                                  • Alternate beginning to horror movies where PEOPLE AREN'T FUCKING IDIOTS
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                                                                                                    • And in the 14th century, around the time of the black death when many people started believing in zombies and vampires, coffins were built with sharp metal blades attached above the spot where the corpse's neck was, so if anyone ever tried to get out of their coffin, they would be decapitated!
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                                                                                                      • It’s also worth mentioning, to those saying she could have been in a coma, exactly how the hell would she know the date on the tombstone?
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                                                                                                          • For those who don’t wanna read, it’s about two gay dudes fucking and realizing bush did 9/11
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                                                                                                            • TL:DR - it was hardly a paragraph, read it you lazy shit. It’s after 7 either you are a night shift, reading this another day, or have nothing else to do because you are on this god forsaken app.
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                                                                                                              • For those who missed it she's been in that grave for 6 months. There's no way she'd still be alive
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                                                                                                                    • As in its 7 freaking months later. She would NOT have survived even in a coma with no medical help for 7 months. So there fore its a supernatual being. Ie a ghost, vampire, ghoul, ghast, or some other creature
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                                                                                                                      • It was a kid playing a prank on the old man. Harold just committed murder.
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                                                                                                                        • This is actually a lot darker than it seems, back then they couldn’t tell the difference between coma and death, one day people had to dig up some coffins and move them, one broke open and they saw claw marks on the inside, they discovered others like this, that’s why they put air holes with bells
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                                                                                                                          • Just so everyone knows, theres no fucking way you could survive five months buried underground, even if you could breath.
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                                                                                                                            • If you left a hole to a grave then you’d just be letting out the decomposing stench of whatever was buried. And after like 3 days if that bell hasn’t been rung, it’s not going to
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                                                                                                                              • Harold didn’t make a stupid ass decision and made the sensible one. Be like Harold
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                                                                                                                                • Sub for bewbs
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                                                                                                                                  • What a legend
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                                                                                                                                    • I'd dig her up for the hell of it, I live for the thrill or the unknown
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                                                                                                                                      • Fun fact they've opened coffins after digging them up and found scratch marks from people who weren't dead.
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                                                                                                                                        • UncleKorg piss off, ghost!
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                                                                                                                                          • Harold ain’t fucking around
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                                                                                                                                            • "Yay! I'm alive! And there's someone here to help me! Thank God for these communication holes! Finally-..........WHAT THE F"
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                                                                                                                                              • The amount of people who need this explained is disturbing...
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                                                                                                                                                • Homeboy done stopped a horror movie
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                                                                                                                                                  • Maybe she had a couple juice boxes and a bag of chips damn dude
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                                                                                                                                                      • Coulda just asked “who are you?” And been done at that
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                                                                                                                                                        • And whenever the wind blew a bit harder through the cemeteries, ALL the bells would ring in the wind. Imagine trying to sleep near that nonsense!!!!
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                                                                                                                                                          • Aye virgins it’s a creepypasta don’t flood the comments with your altruist bullshit
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                                                                                                                                                            • Even if she was really still alive, i wouldn't wanna see what someone would look like after 6 months of being in a coffin with no food or water, that'd be a horrendous sight you'd never forget
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                                                                                                                                                              • Harold single handedly prevented the zombie apocalypse
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                                                                                                                                                                • My dick is curved to the left, give me tc
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                                                                                                                                                                  • not tODAY SATAN
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                                                                                                                                                                    • Most people who have been buried alive we will never know about.
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Big dick energy
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                                                                                                                                                                        • Mr. O'Bannon just wanted to get rid of his wife so he had the tombstone incorrectly marked with February
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                                                                                                                                                                          • It's shit like this that I hope isn't real cause if it is, oh lordy
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                                                                                                                                                                            • Ask not for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for Harold
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                                                                                                                                                                              • This comment section gave me autism
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                                                                                                                                                                                • *was actually just kids playing a prank*
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • I dunno why I read that in sir devos seaworths voice
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                                                                                                                                                                                    • Ok, this shit gives me the chills ngl
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • Harold knows how outsmart ghosts.
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • If she died in February why was her bell and tube still even out? Wouldn’t they have pushed it in after like a week?
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • Seeing all these people commenting ''sHe CoUlD oF BeEn In A cOmA,'' just puts a smile on my face.
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                                                                                                                                                                                            • Son of a bitch harold was a supernatural episode survivor and now that it has been mentioned SUPERNATURAL FANDOM UNITE
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • When you wake up from a coma and realize you were buried mistakenly but then are killed because someone probably thought they must be crazy and are hearing voices and think it’s a ghostbusters situation
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                                                                                                                                                                                                • Harold just beat the zombie apocalypse in like 30 seconds.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • It's really not that hard to survive half the time you just got to not be stupid
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • This was actually a legit thing cause back then somewhere in the UK area they drank beer from tankards of some type of metal i cant remember that made them basically seem dead after passing out.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Or she in hesitation and not knowing what month it is because she was in a hospital for who knows how long just agreed to be let out
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        • That scared me, I thought he just randomly killed someone. Then I got it
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          • This is before electricity so there is no way for them to tell if people were dead or just knocked out so being buried alive happened often she was probably just saying yes to all his questions because she was scared. We are actually taught to say whatever is necessary to get out of a bad situation
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