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    • Honestly, like why train to be a wizard when you can't do wizard things in the real world? I'd rather become a Jedi
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    • They’re only useless if you don’t have a job.
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    • Or maybe just pick a major that isn't as useless as basketweaving.
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    • You can use everything you learned in high school.....if you become a high school teacher
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    • The most unrealistic part is a ginger with two friends.
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    • But they can
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    • Maybe if you didn’t get a worthless art degree you wouldn’t be complaining about having a skill that doesn’t work irl
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    • You can learn skills at college to get a good job but instead people choose to get a gender studies degree. It's not society's fault you can't find a job. Its because of your own personal choices
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    • The same kids who complain about this shit take theater and art classes
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    • He can. His real world is among other wizards.
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    • So... public schools
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    • A good portion of that kind of shit that you complain about not being taught was taught by parents but for whatever reason the last two or so generations of parents failed to properly teach life skills. Public schooling is mostly a culling ground to find the smart people, which is a good thing.
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    • Isnt that only underage magic? Correct me if im wrong but when you become 18 your allowed to use magic.
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    • Also, does anyone realize how dumb Voldemort was? Like, he had to try using a powerful spell (which somehow failed) to kill a BABY. Just... drop it from like 4 feet or choke it. Or give it an unpeeled grape. It's not hard. Voldemort can't do shit without super powerful magic.
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    • The second most realistic thing is that even though he's super special in school, he still ends up a nobody middle class chump working for the government.
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    • *Public school systems*
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    • The most realistic part is where he drops out
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    • Turn an animal into a glass.... but why? Why would you do that? Why would you do any of that ?
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    • at least he willingly learns shit he doesn’t need to learn
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    • Actually they had classes that weren't magic as well
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    • Some kid ask how the fuck he does his taxes and the kid just gets stupefied across the fucking room by the teacher
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    • Do they shower? Its never mentioned in the books or movies
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    • Isn't that... All schools?
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    • Yes you're right, the accio spell and the disarm spell were so useless to him...
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    • Actually he learns stuff to basically be a wizard police officer so he learns to fight other wizards so he can do it as a profession
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    • Actually in the books the mention muggle study’s which is average lessons(math,history,English,etc.
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    • Fr though. They go to school at age twelve, and from what I can tell, they provide no arithmetic, literature, or science classes. All of the classes are centered around magic meaning adult wizards have the education of 6th graders or less...
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    • Hey that’s life, and also the reason people commit suicide cause life is awful
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    • It’s so that they can train an army of wizards to back them up when some weird motherfucker uses his wizard powers to take over hog warts
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    • So, American high school?
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    • If we were in the Harry Potter world I’d figure out how to make a horcrux without having to kill. I’d also do what I can to learn everything Dumbledore, Grindelwald and Voldemort knew how to do. I’d also enslave muggle hotties like Chris Hemsworth.
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    • Oculous reparous and accio is reason enough, forever uncracked car windsheilds and never loosing my shit ever again. Thats reason enough for me
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    • Why did they go to school in the first place, they just had to learn the words
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    • Harry Potter is up in Hogwarts for what is pretty much his whole adolescent years, and his bitch ass still only got 5 spells on lock by the end. His favorite spell just yeets the other wizards wand, when he knows that spell Snape creates that actually fucks bitches up. Fuck you Potter, you weak ass.
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    • I'd really only use my powers for cleaning, cooking, gardening, and traveling
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    • Like doing probability in math when is it going to help
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    • Wow
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    • He can do wizard stuff just without people knowing
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    • My boy Thanos getting jumped like
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    • I like Spell for Chameleons magic system better
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    • I like Spell for Chameleons magic system better
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    • School bad
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    • If school didn’t teach you anything about the world then you clearly just didn’t take anything away from the classes you took. Good job
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    • Can’t they use magic once they’re of age? Like without muggles seeing you?
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    • Wait a minute...
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    • they did that because the school had wizards working with the dark lord. ... of course they didn't want to teach them how to fight
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    • Another piece of reality from Harry Potter is how pathetically designed passengers cars in Britain are.
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    • Didn't he become an auror tho
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    • Wheres my Voc School gang at
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    • If there was a class to do taxes, y’all would sleep through it
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    • Or the most unrealistic part about Harry Potter is that he learns skills that actually help him
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    • Imagine being one of those dumb fucks that whines about having to learn math
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    • This is normal school
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    • Well, I mean it makes sense. You don't want horny, stupid kids using magic out in the real world. They're basically teaching them how to use a gun. You don't want them to use those skills until they're 18 and hopefully smart enough to know how to use them properly
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    • Just like real school
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    • Actually if they lived in wizarding society some of the spells would be useful
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    • 10000 like
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    • You can use them when you become of age. They just didn’t allow kids to use magic outside of school for obvious reasons.
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    • But the smart kids use the skills...
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    • Someone forgot the point of fantasy stories
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    • I’m getting real fucking tired off all these fucking marvel memes
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    • Well no, he uses it in the Wizarding World
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    • And doesn't even really use magic. Like, at all. How many times in Sorcerer's Stone does he cast an actual spell outside a classroom?
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    • You can though, just after he graduates
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    • Thats why he ends up staying in the Wizard world where those skills are useful
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    • I don't see how accio isn't useful in the real world but ok
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    • This is “@InternetHippo”s tweet since you were the type of right to clip off his tag.
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    • Big Daddy Thanos 😩🍆💦
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    • Harry Potter is for nerds
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    • What houses are y'all
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    • This wasn't very Hufflepuff of you.
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    • thanos sucks my lewds dont
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    • It pissed me off when someone is using magic in a show or movie and they take 10 years to cast the spell.
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    • Harry goes to hogwarts full of bitches and doesn’t bust a nut once. Harry Potter ain’t shit.
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    • If you didn’t take away life skills and basic education away from school, that Is literally your own fault. They provide you the tools, you have to use them, and thousands of people do. Some don’t.
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    • So why does Hogwarts still use quill pens and owl mail? I know they have magic and shit but at least get some pencils you ancient ass bitches.
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    • Stop complaining about our schools. You do learn stuff you can use every day. Even if it did teach other stuff you’d still complain
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    • Oh so college gotcha
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    • The Ministry’s Statute of Secrecy is stupid but I understand the reason for it.
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    • Fucking go to school and stop whining. Everything you learn in school has purpose and meaning
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    • Ehat do you mean? Hes a wizard!
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    • Imagine crying about a broken school system rather then learning the skills yourself.
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    • Actually wtf is your purpose after that school????
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