• -the most beautiful girl
I've ever seen!
So I visited a parrot shop today and stumbled upon the most
wholesome thing. Someone surrendered a little cage to them a while
back with like 7 cockatiels stuffed in it. Unfortunately, this bald girl was
bullied and plucked to the point that her head feathers will never
return.
However, the boy next to her just ended up falling head over heels for
her, in all of her bald vulture glory, pair-bonded with her, and now he
does a PROTECC. So now they just live together there. She said he is
constantly feeding and preening her. Everyone deserves a guy like him
in their life GO a
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    • Ifunny bitches see actual love and companionship and still call it simpin cuz the female ain't lying silent at their feet. Grow up and get a pair, ya'll.
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    • That's sweet. Time for all the fuckin losers on this app to ruin it because they've grown bitter about how alone they all are.
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    • My female cockatiel was a rescue. She was also in a small cage filled to the brim with cockatiels. They plucked her neck and her wings. The follicles were so damaged that they won't ever grow back. That and she has a lot of emotional baggage. But I love her nonetheless. Her name is Rosa
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    • The guys on ifunny here are acting like onisions twitter. Its fucking disgusting. But i know im gonna get hate for sayinf it rn
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    • I was that guy. And my ex wife still cheated on me.
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    • Male: *in a loving relationship with a girl* Everyone Else: “S I M P !”
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    • Everyone always says a girl deserves a guy like that but never has it been a girl doing that to a guy
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    • Parrots deserve huge play spaces and hours of time with their person. Do NOT cage these intelligent creatures.
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    • Me when I take off my makeup.
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    • IF YOU DON’T LIKE THE FUCKING APP GET OFF OF IT
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    • haha he do a PROTEC
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    • I'm not crying.....
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    • Damn homie looks like he can pull bitches and he settled for the nutsack head
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    • that post made me ridiculously happy ❤ you go ugly bird and friend
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    • Wow, they really do that when they bully? That’s horrible. But I did use to have a pair of turtles that would bite the one on the neck, causing horrible damage. We had to constantly break them up, and we had a ruler that we would use to force the bad turtle to the bottom so he wouldn’t bite. But it
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    • This remind me of that one bald chick that had a date with a guy. He called her beautiful even if she was bald. But she didnt want to go on a second date cuz he was too nice.
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    • The cognitive dissonance that some employees at pet shops have is utterly disgusting. There's some that very obviously care for their animals and then there's people who crowd animals without a care. I still can't get over how I sat there and watched as an employee didn't even bat an eye as (1/
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    • So the birds plucked her bald?
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    • Why do people keep calling the male a simp? What's it mean?
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    • The story should have gone before the comic, but other than that I love it!
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    • Wholesome
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    • Give this bird the key of the city, it already have my heart
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    • Goth gf.
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    • When a cockatoo us getting more love than you
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    • Alright, that's pretty cute my dude.
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    • Why the hell did the caretaker just watch the parrot get mauled like that? I don't get people who do that.
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    • I had 2 cockatiels and one had lost all but her Crest feathers but Spike still loved her
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    • Y’all think this is wholesome but Parrot sex trafficking is VERY real and VERY SCARY!
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    • It’s not simping if he gets some
      Maxcrss 16 jan
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    • I’m really out here trying to be a whole wifey but these guys only want pussy ??? I want to be your b o o wtf
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    • My bird and my teachers bird (we gave her carrot peelings and her feathers grew back)
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    • "he's just a friend"
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    • Yeah the white one is a chick...
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    • Am I the only one that doesnt like those bird comics? Idk theres nothing like, bad about them. They just get on my nerves and idk why
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    • What a nice pos- AcTuaLLy thE biRds a SLuT
      Delusion 17 jan
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    • Yes every woman needs a man to pamper her like a fucking baby
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    • I wanna pluck little bits of skin off the person who did that....like 1cm of skin at a time.....until maybe there is nothing left......
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    • So he a simp?
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    • What a fucking simp lmao
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    • The only reason she game him a chance is cause she was maimed
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    • “Every girl deserves a boy like that” 1. It’s “Man” to you. Only us boys get to call each other boys. And 2. I can assure anyone that not every woman deserves a guy like that
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    • They aren't pair bonded, they're just friends. She still flys over to the asshole birds for mating.
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    • Simp bird simp bird
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    • I can guarantee there are some people who are undeserving of a guy like that.
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    • Parrot? Nah that’s a simpin bird
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    • No fatties. And no bald bitches.
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    • He is a true king because he has a crown
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    • Ok ok. Forget what i said about not having funny features cause this, this shit right here, this shit here, just GOT ME. Infinite likes!
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    • some cocktails are real assholes
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