• The marines when I
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crayons with their
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    • Marines may eat crayons but they will destroy anything that stands between them and the objective, and they get the job done first.
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    • Best Damn snack I had in Afghanistan
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    • shadmans 1 jul
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    • Why do people make fun of marines like this? Or was this a meme?
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    • Or they can draw really cool stuff with them. Like maybe a shark or something
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    • Every marine I’ve joked about that with was a really good sport about it.
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    • You shouldn’t eat crayons, don’t you know the purple ones are bad for you
      AjaxSoap 1 jul
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    • If marines eat crayons, what does the rest of the military eat? Tryna get my brother in the navy a gift. I’m thinking something about dicks because he’s surrounded by “seamen”. Any other ideas?
      IChaBoiT 1 jul
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    • I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees, the trees are speaking, Vietnamese
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    • M4rsH 2 jul
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    • Why eat it tho
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    • You know how none of us would want to be a janitor but we're glad somebody does it? Why don't we treat the military that way too? We know the government would just start a draft if we didn't have willing soldiers
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    • I don't understand why the different branches make fun of each other. They are all basically fighting for the same purpose
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    • Big bro here! Feel free to chat with me publicly or privately I'm always eager to listen to anything negative or positive just let me know whats on your mind
      BigBro 1 jul
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    • I'll trade some reds if you got any blues
      Cyperian 1 jul
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    • What’s a good meme about the navy besides seamen
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    • Can someone explain this joke to me, don’t get me wrong it’s hilarious, I just don’t get it, is the joke simply that marines are retards or something?
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    • Can someone explain why people think marines eat crayons?
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      croplord 1 jul
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    • Why do all the branches hate each other? They're all on the same side
      dandjman 1 jul
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    • Wait were did this meme come from?
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    • Why do they eqt
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    • I don’t know what you’re talking about... crayons are delicious
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    • So why is it a meme? Plz someone enlighten me!!
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    • Wait I thought titans eat Crayons?
      KNHAMLET 1 jul
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    • Destiny Titans be like
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    • I mean MREs are shit and crayons ARE edible so pass me them blue ones
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    • Lol my uncle is a marine and he loves the crayon eating memes.
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    • Ooh yummy
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    • I want to eat some emperor laviathan puss right now 😳
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    • Purples are the best, shit is usually pretty crispy
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    • Bruh that DuckMan guy is annoying
      DuckMan 1 jul
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    • The Marines when i send them my cock
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    • Someone please explain the whole crayon thing
      DetWey 2 jul
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    • Isn’t the whole marine crayon joke supposed to be that they write with crayons...not eat them?
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    • I don’t get the joke do marines eat crayons ?!?!
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    • black people when they get fried chicken
      Dwill1 4 jul
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    • I don’t get it is that just a marine thing?
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    • Why do marines eat crayons, I do not get the joke
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    • If only vegans
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    • Where did this marine crayon thing even start
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    • damn, insane crop on that crayon
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    • I remember seeing a marine get crayon chapstick this past Christmas from his mom. He actually uses the stuff too and it gets a few laughs outta people
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    • I still think it's weird how this ancient joke suddenly started popping up everywhere.
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    • The fucking burnt sienna...
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    • Literally no one thinks this marine joke is funny. At least the airforce and navy stereotypes are true
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    • "No thanks, just meth for me"
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    • They eat glue, not crayons
      CPorter 3 jul
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    • Interestingly enough: the Marines require the second highest score of all of the branches of the military on the ASVAP, after the Air force, so they're not the dumbest. They have the highest standard for physical. I gave my Marine friend Crayons for Christmas. He laughed.
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    • Can someone explain that joke? Do Marines actually eat crayons??
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    • Semper Gumby devils
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    • A good care package would be baby powder, some five fifty cord, retaining bands, oh and olive drab 100 mile an hour tape.
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    • That's because we're not children and enjoy humor. You guys should hear the jokes we make about you tho lol
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    • Red ones taste the best. Learned that on the island
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    • Most likely they make a candle or a shiv out of it
      whatsup 2 jul
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    • How did it even get started?
      mooz 2 jul
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    • I don't get it
      kakahi69 2 jul
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    • Yut
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    • Fr tho, those care packages were always awesome. I remember them from my ‘07 deployment. Please keep sending them.
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    • I have a friend that was in the army and he asked a marine officer if they really ate crayons. The officer then pulled one out of his breast pocket and took a bite
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    • I've never met a marine that was offended by a crayon joke.
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    • My buddy is betting me to drink an elmers glue and crayon smoothie when I get back home next
      Queso98 2 jul
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    • Y'all eat your crayons with or without the peel
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    • But why,why would you do that
      Zack_ry 2 jul
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    • Can you eat crayons?
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    • Yo do they actually eat crayons? Like on god?
      Utaa 2 jul
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    • Send them wipes
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    • what’s with the stereotype of marines eating crayons? do they actually do it?
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    • You forgot the glue HOW COULD YOU FORGET THE GLUE AND THE MRE RAPPERS
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    • Undercover picture of a retired marine.
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    • Where did the whole "Marines eat crayon's" joke originate
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    • Titan Mains
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    • Fuck no please send me crayons, one of my favorite memories was during my first deployment I got a pack of crayons from a first grader and let me tell you after 7 months in that shit hole drawing a pic of blasting a fuckin terrorist in the face I almost cried
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    • Wait marines eat crayons?
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    • They are Titans after all
      DSpawn05 1 jul
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    • Titans
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    • Do people really eat crayons
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    • Wait, people are eating fucking crayons now??
      meatcat 1 jul
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    • “And I’m not an idiot. I’m not a marine. So I said it back”
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    • Titan mains do be like dat tho.
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    • Marines don’t get offended by it. They will just use it to fuck with you later.
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    • So how did the joke about marines eating crayons start?
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    • Purple is the best color, you can't dispute this
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    • My best friend legit just left for Parris Island and I forgot to get him a box of crayons
      Yin_X 1 jul
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    • Tastes like chicken...am I right? 🖍
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    • In A-School(navy job school) we had a Marine barracks next to us. On Christmas we sent them a crayon maker. Now they can eat for life:)
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    • Do they actually eat crayons?
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    • Imagine eating non toxic crayons
      Jimothan 1 jul
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    • Air Force is the best force. And you can suck my General Electric GAU-8/A Avenger 30 mm hydraulically driven seven-barrel Gatling-style autocannon if u disagree
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    • Have you considered sending them strippers to marry as well?
      Wardre 1 jul
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    • They can use them as candles
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    • Kektaro 1 jul
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    • What’s with the marine memes lately? Anybody else seeing an abundance
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