The look your gWves you splls the tea
The look your gWves you splls the tea
Puppy born with a mustache
little olier now, still rocking the stache
Piiper Piiper
27 sep 2020
Puppy born with a mustache little olier now, still rocking the stache
So I laid out these hanging skeletons on the ping pong table this morning when I was getting the Halloween stuff out and
this is how I find my cats tonight....weirdos.
Tumblr_and_Tattoos Tumblr_and_Tattoos
22 sep 2020
So I laid out these hanging skeletons on the ping pong table this morning when I was getting the Halloween stuff out and this is how I find my cats tonight....weirdos.
harvard graduate
my gf: he's so immature think i'm gonna dump him
her friend: ya remember when he got excited that he could drink 2 capri suns at once
[i walk in holding 3 capri suns] babe you're not gonna fuckin believe this
- 03 Nov 19 Twitter for iPhone
864 7,190
post_pro_millennial post_pro_millennial
28 sep 2020
harvard graduate my gf: he's so immature think i'm gonna dump him her friend: ya remember when he got excited that he could drink 2 capri suns at once [i walk in holding 3 capri suns] babe you're not gonna fuckin believe this - 03 Nov 19 Twitter for iPhone 864 7,190
Dress code: Formal
Girl: *Wears fancy dress*
Guys:
PARENT SHANE,
Gilberto Gilberto
19 mar
Dress code: Formal Girl: *Wears fancy dress* Guys: PARENT SHANE,
Every triangle is a love triangle when
you love triangles.
-Pythagoras
eeeru eeeru
17 nov 2020
Every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles. -Pythagoras
Government: You need to be 21 to drink
Military when someone is 18:
Hi kids! Do you like violence?
StarWarstheory StarWarstheory
3 aug 2020
Government: You need to be 21 to drink Military when someone is 18: Hi kids! Do you like violence?
i keep saying "it is what it is" but like what is it
LisaHarris LisaHarris
9 feb
i keep saying "it is what it is" but like what is it
Absolutely nobody:
nerrible
memory
(Me
Si-.,
Absolutely nobody: nerrible memory (Me Si-.,
IF YOU MURDER SOMEONE BURY THE VICTIM
6-10 FEET UNDERNEATH DEAD
BODY. SNIFFING HOUNDS WILL DIG UP THE DEAD DOG AND POLICE WILL THINK IT'S A FALSE POSITIVE
whosuperlockedyou:
tumbiedore-:
the-wolfbats:
HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS
I'm more concerned with the fact that I'm taking murdering advice from a duck.
whatthefvckjay whatthefvckjay
21 sep 2020
IF YOU MURDER SOMEONE BURY THE VICTIM 6-10 FEET UNDERNEATH DEAD BODY. SNIFFING HOUNDS WILL DIG UP THE DEAD DOG AND POLICE WILL THINK IT'S A FALSE POSITIVE whosuperlockedyou: tumbiedore-: the-wolfbats: HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS I'm more concerned with the fact that I'm taking murdering advice from a duck.
The Weeknd finally reveals what he's been hiding under the bandage
What in the Michael Jackson
History repeats itself lol - History repeats itself lol
comedywizard comedywizard
7 jan 2021
The Weeknd finally reveals what he's been hiding under the bandage What in the Michael Jackson History repeats itself lol - History repeats itself lol
Every cat owner ever:
OMG SO CUUUUTEEE!
Every cat owner ever: OMG SO CUUUUTEEE!
just remember i'm always joking unless you're down
KMickparty KMickparty
6 nov 2020
just remember i'm always joking unless you're down
Yashar Ali @
ya ya
Follow
Nic Cage is in Kazakhstan..here with the First
Lady. It's likely he got paid for this (he's broke), I have reached out to his publicist.
SEGA
kuzmenko kuzmenko
6 apr
Yashar Ali @ ya ya Follow Nic Cage is in Kazakhstan..here with the First Lady. It's likely he got paid for this (he's broke), I have reached out to his publicist. SEGA
Someone left their blowup doll on the plane
Gasoline Gasoline
13 oct 2020
Someone left their blowup doll on the plane
The gun store fudd:
Convinces my mom a .380 won't even go through a leather jacket
Me just trying to get her a gun:
Galactic_Obama Galactic_Obama
3 jan 2021
The gun store fudd: Convinces my mom a .380 won't even go through a leather jacket Me just trying to get her a gun:
me sliding the straw in and
out of a McDonald's cup
SarahWhyTho SarahWhyTho
3 mar
me sliding the straw in and out of a McDonald's cup
Guy on the survival show
*about to die from starvation*
The camera man:
GMAN1797 GMAN1797
28 dec 2020
Guy on the survival show *about to die from starvation* The camera man:
My attempt at a banana for scale picture of my mini dachshund Rusty. It seems like he had other plans
My attempt at a banana for scale picture of my mini dachshund Rusty. It seems like he had other plans
Safety first! Never go into the water without a flotation device!
Safety first! Never go into the water without a flotation device!