• The "Little Joe" crossbow, was used by
British Commandos in WWII for missions where
even a suppressed pistol was too loud.
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    • *misses* *loud clanking across the floor and walls becuase the bolt is made of metal*
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    • I'll tell you right now if I'm in WWII and I see the guy to my right take a crossbolt to the throat I'm not gonna fuck around and try to fire back, cause I don't want to meet the bastard who brought a crossbow to a world war
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    • But would you rather get capped by this or a normal pistol?
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    • Congratulations, you now shoved a metal pencil in some dudes arm with a machine gun.
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    • It should be a cod WW2 weapon
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    • The welrod was probably just as silent and far more lethal than this.
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    • For when you want to stab someone, but they're like, over there.
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    • With modern materials you could actually make this design devastating.
      zerosober 28 jun
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    • I mean Ik this might be hard for some of you to believe but contrary to what you’d see in a movie even a suppressed Pistol is still very loud and still sounds like a gun most of the time unless it’s a very small caliber to start with
      Usmc_185 28 jun
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    • Someone k1ll me with this Chad crossbow instead of those virgin crossbows
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    • Ocelot has one in MGS3
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    • Ballistaca, paint some gold accents you got yourself ballistaca prime
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    • Ok but can I buy this?
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    • Supressors aren’t that quiet
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    • The forbidden toothpick.
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    • ballistica from Warframe?
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    • The fear
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    • Dishonored
      MoonMann 28 jun
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    • The Fear wants his crossbow back
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    • FEAR!!!
      8492nd 27 jun
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    • Metal gear solid 3 tree man lookin ass
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    • Wouldn’t this even work on light body armor if the tip was fine enough?
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    • Lol how quiet do you guys think crossbows are? 😅
      NoDiggity 27 jun
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    • Brits yet again showing they don’t know shit about guns
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    • Imagine thinking a suppressed pistol isn’t loud anyway
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    • Suppressed pistols are still very loud, they are as loud as if you had clapped instead of muffles ping. They were probably even louder in wwII as the technology would have been a lot less advanced.
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    • Shouldn’t you just use, I don’t know, a knife at that point?
      boboy741 28 jun
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    • Don't people realise that real people scream and flail around for way too long before they die? You literally have to destroy a critical part of the brain to drop them instantly.
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    • Imagine you're just on patrol in the peaceful Aegean and some Welsh Wanker with a blue beret popped out of the shadows with this medieval death dealer
      Grantipoo 28 jun
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    • A suppressor wouldn’t do shit in a stealth mission lol. They don’t work how games, and movies show them out to be.
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    • Me, in the Boog, launching full sized grenades on a stick from a long bow and ruining the quiet part entirely
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    • i want one
      _NoName_ 27 jun
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    • Why couldn't they use like a projectile like bullet that just used compressed air? I feel like that would be more practical and better
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    • let me show you its features
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    • Yeah but like. Unless the shot is perfect your gonna have a guy screaming “AAHH WHAT THE FUCK, AAAAHHH IT HURTS”
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    • Yeah suppresed pistols are pretty loud too
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    • Suppresser usually works better with snipers but not usually a handgun
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    • That looks amazing
      Jungler 29 jun
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    • Maybe that’s because suppressers don’t do shit the reason they use them on snipers is to help hide where the sound came from not make it whisper silent
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    • Lies it was used for hunting werewolf
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    • Damn, imagine getting face fucked by a dart from a fucking Brit
      DealWidIt 28 jun
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    • Suppressed pistols are still loud as fuck.
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    • G.I. Bow
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    • *gets a hit marker*
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    • Slingshot channel heavy breathing
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    • Isn't that The Fear's weapon?
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    • Unless you can reload one in 2 seconds it’s useless
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    • It’s an assassins creed phantom blade pretty much then?
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    • Suppressors don’t make the gun quite it’s still loud and also bullets travel faster than sound meaning they break the sound barrier causing a small sonic boom
      Grizzlof 27 jun
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    • I showed you my little Joe ... Plz respond
      joeyaz69 1 jul
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    • Must be a bitch to get hit with that thing
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    • Whoever uses that is a Chad
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    • Even pistols designed to be quiet as possible, like the welrod, which was integrally suppressed, and bolt action (the sound of an automatic mechanism cycling could be louder than the shot itself, as well as making the spent casings harder to keep track of) would still be as loud as 78 decibels,(1/2)
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    • The well rod was almost entirely silent, no more than a whisper. It's the closest to 007 silenced shots we've gotten.
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    • British people “good show ol chap, it rhymes”
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    • Ancient Plasma Cutter
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    • Did they have silencers back then?
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    • Well now i want one
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    • content not available more
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    • Objective: die and dont tell your friends
      epic_wind 28 jun
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    • what game used this, swear I've seen it somewhere
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    • I want this to be in Elder Scrolls 6
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    • Wouldn’t the screaming be pretty loud?
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    • Allow me to introduce: the bow and arrow
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    • Silent and not that deadly.
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    • Suppressed pistols are loud as fuck it just won’t make you deaf if you Sh00t it in a enclosed space without earplugs
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    • M1919 with a shoulder strap is also an option. If there is no-one left to report technically its stealth!
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    • Need
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    • The welrod sp is basically inaudible. The twang of crossbow strings is louder than that gun.
      Cropshit 28 jun
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    • That looks bad ass
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    • Should have used a suppressed 22
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    • I need, where to buy? Lol
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    • I love me some little joe
      tweb 1 jul
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    • Where do i get one?
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    • "Parry this you fucking casual"
      Reaver93 1 jul
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    • Idk man, fuck around and hit someone in a vital spot, they can still scream their head off until they go down
      ace49er 1 jul
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    • That is Awesome
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    • I want this
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    • Suppressors only truly become quiet with subsonic ammunition. Even then, it's not silent.
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    • Well suppressed weapons were never quiet
      Rexibous 1 jul
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    • I guess Jorge needs to make a new one. “Let me show you it’s features!”
      MitchN60 1 jul
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    • A crossgun..... gives you no tactical advantage whatsoever
      F_I_N_N 1 jul
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    • *Misses* Well, bettter spend 4 minutes resetting
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    • Did it work?
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    • *Pulls out this shit* identity yourself nigga!!!
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    • How the hell you aim it.
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    • Surprise motherfuker
      cueycoa 30 jun
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    • DINK
      JLikeCake 30 jun
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    • that looks impossible to conceal
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    • The Fear!
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    • That's because suppressed pistols are LOUD
      toaster7 30 jun
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    • That’s a prototype for a Locust Torque Bow. FUND IT
      Fuzznutz 30 jun
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    • I want one
      _Figgy_ 30 jun
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    • No porn?
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    • Fucking assassins creed shit
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    • If I were in the wood with a bunch of people after me, a slingshot/crossbow is the perfect weapon.
      k20mike 30 jun
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    • THWONK
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    • I feel like that would be loud too
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