• The Lego Store Employee
when a 100 year old human
walks into the store
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    • ...why specify human?
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    • Acidic 26 jun
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    • Here’s my first LEGO MOC. I’m hoping to improve in the future. And I’ll be posting more of.. these types of things on my account if anyone is interested
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    • The grammar of this post implies that the poster is not of human descent
      JSchlattt 26 jun
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    • I know what you mean
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    • But if you aren’t a human, and are over 100 years of age they don’t do that. So that’s pretty cool to know I’d be safe
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    • Ah yes, a Mossberg 590
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    • Is that my boy filthy?
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    • Tomio 26 jun
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    • Does anyone know the name of the website where you can make your own designs for legos or there are already created designs and they’ll send you directions and the required pieces?
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    • Mmm
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    • "You just wandered into the wrong store, old-timer." Loads lego .44
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    • H E Y
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    • I’m trying to buy a present for my grandson 😔🤘
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    • It would be epic to work at a lego store
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    • I get it
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    • Get ready to perish
      Weird 26 jun
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    • CosmicD 26 jun
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    • Thats a Mossberg 500.
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    • I really don't understand why they would care, money is money
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    • I can’t tell whether or not this is a Schindler’s List.
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    • H...human?
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    • Sniping with a shotgun? Nice :)
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    • RuinRuler 29 jun
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    • Bring back bionicles, that is all
      F371X 29 jun
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    • 20 likes and I’ll get a heat shield like that for my shotgun
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    • You guys are human question mark
      _Cheems 29 jun
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    • Imma send my grand children to get me sets
      mormonboi 29 jun
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    • Can someone please explain how top comment works?
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    • Why would he use a shotgun from the roof...
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    • What about a 100 year old dog?
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    • We not gonna talk about what happens to the 3 year olds though?
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    • Lyf Hax! Oh yeah!
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    • Yeah a mossberg from the 3rd fooor.. great choice if you want to infuriate the still incoming threat
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    • Okie dokie
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    • Yo! XD is that a motherfucking MOSSBERG 500 SHOTGUN?
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    • A lot of guys complain about the weight but I gotta say I never had a more reliable shotgun than my 500. Plus the thing had parts for anything you wanted.
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    • or someone below 4
      Ethanants 28 jun
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    • Sniping with a shotgun. What is this? COD?
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    • Shotgun sniping
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    • Imagine a black guy doing that
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    • I have a slightly older version of that shotgun, shits nice
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    • Damn didnt know the lego store gets raided by aliens and furries
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    • Frank shoulda kept the roof koreans around when chin chin was after him
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    • Ah yes filthy frank
      Mr_candiz 27 jun
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    • You know, as opposed to a 100 year old tortoise
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    • So a monkey can get legos if they're over 99
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    • What?
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    • Dinosaur Fact! There are dinosaur LEGO sets that exist, and they are super cool! Also, dinosaurs did not know how to use guns.
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    • When the rioters try to rob the roof koreans
      Ladbanter 27 jun
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    • Are your neighbors r- JUST FUCKING K!LL THEM
      Loominess 27 jun
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    • We at Lego industries stan 100 year old turtles tho
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    • Anyone exited for the LEGO Mario sets? I’ll probably preorder it today
      Benji514 27 jun
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    • God what I wouldn't give to be a roof Korean
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    • Why?!
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    • Just fucking k1ll them
      bigpeeen 27 jun
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    • LEGO stores are run by aliens?
      Formaggio 27 jun
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    • Wait there's actual LEGO stores? I've legit only seen the LEGO sections at regular stores
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    • Roof Koreans on the lookout for the great enchimpening of 2020
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    • Koreans on the roof
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    • What’s the matter sonny I’m just a priest who was a former Boy Scouts leader and I’m here to buy toys for my nephew
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    • It says 99 years on all the packages but I can finish eating a lego death star in like 30 minutes...
      Mori_Hui 27 jun
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    • Ngl didn’t get it for a solid 20 seconds
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    • Idgi
      Skyholder 27 jun
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    • Nature didn’t take you so it my job to finish it
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    • Of course I cum fast
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    • Just FUCKING kiII them!
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    • Fucken slam fire trench gun
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    • I’m liking this for George the caption was dog shit
      Mikeyg73 27 jun
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    • Where the Fuck is that trigger DISCIPLINE
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    • No body cared when he was filthy but how about joji
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    • (Because the age stops at 99)
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    • When an alien makes a meme
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    • Im going to one tomorrow bois
      MEZEMAN 27 jun
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    • I miss him but it’s for the best. Goodbye
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    • Well just f*cking k i ll them
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    • Rooftop Koreans
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    • Mossbergs with the heat shield are so sexy
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    • Wasn’t there something about Legoland having a Zootopia character made entirely out of legos that a sculptor spent all night doing, just for some shit kid to destroy it the next day?
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    • They keep shotguns on hand for that occasion
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    • Why is he holding a shotgun on the top floor?
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    • Black people are safe then
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    • Wait, what other creature besides a human would walk in to buy legos?
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    • Well just fuckin k^ll em
      mikejakob 27 jun
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    • What about a 100 year old llama ???
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    • Yes I’m that guy...trigger discipline, GET YOUR BUGGER HOOK OF THE BANG SWITCH!!!!!!!!
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    • Blacked out model 1899? Not sure how I feel about that
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    • I just realized filthy frank is an actual roof korean in this image.
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    • Ill be that 100 year old
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