• The Kyoto Aquarium has
a flowchart illustrating
the complicated romantic
relationships and breakups
between their penguins.
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    • Imagine if your job was to be a penguin gossiper
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    • Penguins are whores? Not surprising
      Oshawatt 8 jul
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    • If I remember right, penguins are horny enough to give iFunny users a run for there money, some breeds of penguins will fuck anything that moves (and things that don’t anymore)
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    • I... I kinda want to go to Kyoto.... Not that I didn't want to visit Japan before and eat authentic cuisine. But now I want to see their aquarium
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    • And foolish me thought a male penguin gives a female penguin a pebble and they mate for life NOPE theyre whores all of them😞
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    • Trying to follow Greek mythology family trees be like
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    • Like and dm for admiral ackbar nudes!
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    • Where is the penguin that fell in love with the anime cutout on this chart? You know, Gblubby-Kun?
      MrTurtle 8 jul
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    • CVNT5 8 jul
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    • Hey I got just a quick question why is their sand in my bed
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    • So penguins are sluts? Got it.
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    • I thought they mated for life. Or is that just a specific breed?
      elisa 8 jul
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    • Wasn’t that same Aquarium the one who gave a penguin an anime girlfriend?
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    • i see incest 👀
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    • That looks like some electrical diagrams ive seen
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    • I thought penguins mate for life?
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    • Kyoto is in Japan thanks Civ 6
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    • who’s that penguin slut in the lower right side of the chart
      iRigged 8 jul
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    • How southern family trees be lookin
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    • Dang y’all got me messed up on avatar, I thought that said Kyoshi
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    • I want a penguin that eats black mold
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    • Kyoto is the main reason to tour Japan
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    • I thought they mate for life. Who’s been spewing these lies for this long?
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    • Mine is blank.
      Luxina 8 jul
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    • sluts
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    • Kyoto is a cool sounding name for a city
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    • Gblubby-kun...
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    • Alabama family tree.
      seid 8 jul
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    • Just say you can’t tell the penguins apart. Stop lying out of pride.
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    • What? I thought penguins mates for life
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    • The loreeeeee
      TenTacos 8 jul
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    • Penguins mate for life
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    • Tomio 8 jul
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    • I thought penguins mate for life?
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    • I've got bad memories linked with Kyoto :(
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    • How do animals not inbreed on accident? Do you think they could recognize their cousin, or estranged father?
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    • They got some hoe ass penguins
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    • Daaammmnnn that penguin, third to last row in red, got bitches.
      LANM 11 jul
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    • Alabama family tree
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    • At least they keep tracks tells you they are very well taken care of
      chekash 11 jul
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    • Intelligence needs to be used for this
      DNJONX 11 jul
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    • Need a penguin anime now.
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    • Alabama family trees:
      sapple 11 jul
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    • Look were gonna pay you to watch a lot of penguin sex.
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    • Alright, gotta visit this when I go.
      datealive 10 jul
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    • I thought penguins mate for life?
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    • I thought penguins mate for life
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    • Looks like the ‘Dark’ family tree on Netflix
      jojopril 10 jul
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    • Hoes
      mindhacks 10 jul
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    • Wtf
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    • Yep this is why japan is well, Japan
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    • Dude I'm sad that the only reason I know wtf Kyoto is because I watched highschool dxd
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    • What anime is this from?
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    • I'd pay to watch a series that uses that flowchart for it's drama
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    • I came to the comments thinking there'd be a multitude of Club Penguin memes and I am very disappointed.
      Requeum 10 jul
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    • 1 like= 1 flashbang I throw into a room of epileptic kids
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    • I thought penguins mate for life?
      crizza 10 jul
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    • Oooh Edward you didn't need this okay.. you've blocked me
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    • Imagine being the single, sexless bastard who tracked a penguin’s sex life.
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    • Penguins are the horniest animals
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    • U misplled tokyo
      jahconn 10 jul
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    • It looks like a city subway map
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    • I am my own grandpa
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    • Anyone got that Zoldyck flowchart?
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    • Joestar family tree
      nm_68 9 jul
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    • ....someone was bored....
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    • I have been to that aquarium before when I visited Kyoto, this is true and the penguins wear little bands with specific color patterns so you can identify them
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    • Sweet home Alabama
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    • I mean it’s about the family tree
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    • Have any of the penguins fallen for other animals though? That's the shit I subscribe to.
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    • We just going to ignore the fact that there's a love triangle between a guy, a girl, and the guy's dad?
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    • OtfKodak 9 jul
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    • Look how structured and organized it is, absolutely beautiful!
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    • “Easy to understand in somewhere around 3 minutes but can be looked at for about a hour!”
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    • Why make a family tree when you can have a circle
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    • This is why they couldn’t hold the Pacific
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    • Ya
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    • I know where I'm going after I get my job in Japan
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    • Shit looks like an Alabama family tree
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    • Some are corner whores who fuck for pebbles
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    • Wait wait wait I thought penguins only pick one mate for life
      jga10 9 jul
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    • Kyoto huh? That where they toss knives and light onions on fire in front of you?
      MungDaal 9 jul
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    • That’s deep.
      Nabbit 9 jul
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    • Kawaii AS FUK
      altamira 9 jul
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    • 0/10 no gay penguins
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    • Family tree in Dark.
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    • Is that a whiteboard???? And if so....who the fuck did this?
      ta2dgela 9 jul
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    • I could do that in like 30 seconds. Are they going to like...interview the penguins to prove I’m lying?
      pope00 9 jul
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    • Damn they really be out there fucking eerrybody
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    • Never change japan
      TrigChan 9 jul
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    • Teejo 9 jul
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    • I thought they mated for life
      Lady_Ren 9 jul
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    • Who keeps track of this
      DLWolf 9 jul
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    • In conclusion, they're all sluts
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    • Prostitution is common amongst penguins
      Thappun 9 jul
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