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    • If Adam and Eve were the only people on Earth at the time, there was no priest to marry them, which means they only had premarital sex. Those bastards
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    • Technically Jesus couldnt have been white because there were no white people in that region at the time.
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    • Oh no white people and their *shuffles deck of cards* Christian cartoons. Y’all sensitive af
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    • “Fuck Christian people and their..” *shuffles deck* “Biblical characters skin choices for kids’ stories.”
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    • What do they want? An Adam with the body of JoJo and Eve with the greatest anime titties of all time?
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    • Of course Tumblr is complaining that a children's cartoon isn't sexual enough 🙄
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    • Leave it to a liberal to criticize a children's cartoon for being too white and not sexual enough
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    • Technically the world descended from Noah and his kids. Cause literally all of earth was killed except Noah and some animals
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    • Eve is flat just sayin
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    • American Christians aren't even real Christians. The don't actually care what the bible says, they can literally read a verse that gives a specific instruction and then they'll look at you and say "so what this verse is saying is..." and then they redefine the meaning and cherry pick what to follow
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    • He’s a tan skinned Jew with typical middle eastern Jew hair you fucking liberal
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    • Why was it a bad thing to make them look white in this cartoon? This was probably made for Europe or America, where most children are white. As for sexualized, why would you sexualize a children's Bible cartoon?
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    • Have you retards ever seen an Israeli or Egyptian or Syrian? News flash; they aren’t brown. Those are sub Saharan or far eastern Arabs. Israeli, Egyptians, and Syrians are actually really light skinned. But yeah the Catholic Church made Jesus white which isn’t true. He’d have been tannish
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    • Mangle 24 mar
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    • Wait. That means that the serpent was- https://ifunny.co/fun/tW4TveuZ6
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    • IFunny should stop featuring religious stuff and political stuff. All is does is cause people to tear each other down and fight in the comments
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    • It’s almost like they don’t want nudity in a Bible cartoon for kids. 🙄
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    • Are you insinuating john isnt an irresistable sex machine?
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    • Jesus was a Israeli jew..... So frankly there was a good chance he was white (tan but white). 2nd nobody gives a shit about your whinny SJW opinion.
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    • wheres adam looking
      BroMaster 25 mar
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    • Yes because all children need to be trained on the reality of “beating cheeks” as they’re fresh out the womb
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    • here for all those impatient ones
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    • The first humans were likely too hairy to focus on their skin tone, their jaws were also a bit longer to fit their wisdom teeth
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    • I find ironic that Christians interpretations of Jesus is white even thought he comes from the Islamic part of the world
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    • “Painfully average white people”
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    • If jk rowling wrote the bible we would all be gay
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    • Apparently Adam and Eve had blond, brown, black, and ginger hair, while also carrying the balding Gene. Amazing how life turns out.
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    • Jon Arbuckle is the most sexual man alive
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    • Imagine being such a pussy that you're upset by children's biblical cartoons
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    • So...you're suggesting sexualizing childrens...bible...cartoons...
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    • Whites and middle eastern people look surprisingly alike in cartoon form, so often times they just look white because the creator wanted to avoid using long beards and dark hair.
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    • So is that why Egyptians worshipped cats? They were just all descendants of Jon and found their first Garfield?
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    • People complain about how “Jesus wasn’t white blah blah blah.” I really don’t think anyone thinks the man born in the Middle East 2000 years ago was white.
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    • Jesus was white because we run this bitch
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    • Not gonna lie. I remember watching shit like this as a kid and I would get a little boy half chub looking at naked eve
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    • Lol imagine believing in this nonsense in the first place.
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    • * Sees edgy religion is fake comments* ah so good of you to come, please sit down. that enormous ego of yours youre carrying must be heavy
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    • Humans aren’t animals, they are a virus. If a intelligent race ever finds earth they will exterminate every single human disease on contact
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    • Most paintings of Adam and Eve have belly buttons... just stop and think about that
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    • “How you gonna breast feed me ma you ain’t got no tits!?”
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    • The only thing you need to know is that there were only 2 genders
      iChingow 25 mar
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    • Screw Catholics and their... shuffles deck... cartoons made for children who don’t even think of race
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    • I mean, God made eve out of Adam so it makes sense they look similar 🤣
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    • The comments ...Am I the only one here who isn’t ashamed of my belief in my God? Damn it’s crazy to see so many kids so... dark and empty like it’s possible to be cool af and also have religion .. it’s cool to pray y’all hatin lol
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    • The oldest human bones (that im aware of) are from Africa. God made man in his image. God is a fucking black guy. Holy shit.
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    • "He was white" ~idiot "he was black" ~also an idiot.
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    • I don't know about you but I don't see the necessity in showing pubic hair, genitals, and tits in a children's cartoon
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    • Christian TV and movies are hilarious, especially the stuff for children. I highly recommended watching Hugo and Jake’s reviews.
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    • Jfc they do look like two Jon Arbuckles what the fuck
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    • Soooooo if they were the only people on earth than that means we all related so alabama and Mississippi are the only normal ones here i guess
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    • There can not have been a literal Adam and eve. A whole population cannot be derived from just 2 organisms.
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    • Based on the Bible, all worlds problems started because of women
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    • Adam and eve were designed to be perfect, eve was an hourglass built curvy lookin model time. And adam was fuckin jacked and tall. They were the icons of your lust, and you are their descendant.
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    • Never trust a girl born on her birthday
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    • Jesus was middle eastern. He was not black, he was not chalk white, he was middle eastern.
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    • have niggas really not realized that the reason we see so many white jesus' is because the people who painted his image were european. and you retards seem to have forgotten that most of europe at that time was white. some of those artists had probably never been to the middle east.
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    • Why don't we just not indoctrinate children into religions?
      Polecat 24 mar
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    • Adam and Eve were probably redskins because that’s the combination of all human skin
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    • Children's cartoons should be sexless, because uh, they're just kids
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    • Where is this from Holy shit it looks so familiar
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    • Did no one notice where his eyes are looking?
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    • I mean, technically there’s no description of them so they could have looked like any race. Jesus was probably Middle Eastern tho.
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    • Who gives a fuck if they're white black or Asian Jesus christ
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    • I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. If Adam and Eve were real then we are all the product of inbreeding.
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    • GOD is good for real for real tho
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    • Where are my fellow don't give a fuck about religionists?
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    • So of they were the only ones there had to be incest for quite a bit of generations
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    • Wait a second. Who did the child have sex with? Does that mean our species is all about incest?
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    • I like how people are criticizing religion based on a poorly drawn children's bible.
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    • John arbuckle is the sexiest man ever
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    • Wouldn't that mean that garfield is god
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    • Maybe it started with eve but god just kept sending adam bitches when the time was right so it wasnt kids incest bangin eachother i mean that makes more sense plus that means we started from a dude whos only purpose was being summond by god to slay pussy all day in the name of the lord
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    • Everybody talking about how Adam and Eve weren’t married. No ones talking about how Eve was made from Adams rib so it was incest all along.
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    • You have unlocked a memory buried in the deepest darkness of my mind. What have you done.
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    • Didnt God like smash half of Adam's ribs apart to make her? Yah they're gonna look like a sweet Alabama couple
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    • I fucking hate humanity.
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    • Obviously most the the Biblical figures were middle eastern, but obviously this show was marketed to a white country. I lived in Africa where they had black Jesus, big deal.
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    • This didn't even make sense. You conveyed no message at all.
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    • If Adam and Eve where the first humans, then we all are doing incest... What a beautiful world
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    • It’s a children’s cartoon. Get over it
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    • Holy shit our religion teacher showed us one of these exact cartoons and there was one moment where a character’s face was zoomed in and the drawing was really shit and my friends and I just burst out laughing at it, I will try and look for it.
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    • We don’t know what they looked like exactly. so to help teach, Europeans just made the people in the Bible in their image.
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    • That’s fuckin Jon from Garfield
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    • Well shit, have you seen how modern art masterpieces look? How the fuck do you expect Eve to look sexy in any manner? Im pretty sure she had more bush than the oval office had for an accumulative 16 years.
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    • I shit you not my pastor’s name is John arbuckle and he’s named after his dad John arbuckle...
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    • A question I like to ask religious people is how humanity survived without Adam and Eve’s kids committing incest
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    • Those characters aren’t even white
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