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waiter: i'm sorry sir, but your card has
been declined
me: run it again
waiter: i ran it three times
me: *to my date* omg this is so
embarrassing. do you mind taking
care of it?
her: no problem! *grabs waiter by the
collar and pulls him close* he said run
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    • Declined doesn’t mean you’re broke, card could be frozen, happened to me when I was on vacation because my bank is retarded
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    • Ok but my card has declined when I got 3k in my account
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    • She’s a keeper
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    • Marry her
      Szasz 24 jul
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    • Me:(rock hard)
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    • I tried to buy a switch once and my card was declined. First purchase ever on the card. They marked it as an “uncharacteristic transaction” like what. You don’t know my spending habits I’ve never used you.
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    • i hate when my card declines ona purchase even tho i got 3k in my chase account
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    • I bought so much stuff for Christmas one time that my bank shut off my card. There was a huge line and I had to call my bank and stuff. Pretty embarrassing
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    • Bro I’m not broke. Like I just got donuts with this card like an hour ago.
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    • You know if you dont have money, don't try to buy anything if you're broke.
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    • instant nut buster moment
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    • Youll likely need to know when your bank is in the process of balancing, at those times (usually around 12pm in my case) your card will be innactive and will re activate once the process is complete. Its not long but its there
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    • Random ass story time. You know how you always get a separate bill on dates? Or like some people do. Anyway once a waitress straight up did not want me to pay. Like idk if she thought she was some sort of feminist warrior or something but she purposely brought my date the check more than once.
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    • The woman of my dreams
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    • One time I bought $200 worth of in game costumes but you can't buy them all at once, it had to happen one at a time (I still have and play the game. It is totally worth it). The next morning I go to buy 2 more skins and my card keeps declining. My bank thought it was a scam lol
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    • i had a card that didn’t have a chip and went to jack in the box the dude inserted it then looked me dead in the eyes and said “it declined” and i was like maybe swipe? and he inserted it again 😐
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    • This is why i have a credit card. For the occasion that this happens. My card gets declined like once a month even with money in my account.
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    • I remember my card got declined when I tried to buy a coffee and it turned out that my entire credit card debt was taken out, drawing me a few hundred negative which fucking sucked
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    • Thanks babe.
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    • Not a problem when you shop at Burger King
      swagacorn 24 jul
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    • Thats uh...not where I was expecting that last quote to go
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    • *cums on the spot*
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    • Marry that one then go wash some dishes
      LeeKeanus 25 jul
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    • I fucking hate people like this
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    • RUNN BOY RUNNNNNNN
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    • It's not the person running that cards fault you broke ass bagel
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    • Waiter nuts
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    • But the question is, why is the waiter have a collar on? Answer: furry
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    • I’ve had my card decline because my bank went “offline” and I had over 6k in my account but I just couldn’t access it
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    • Marry her
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    • My ideal woman
      Sonic17 24 jul
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    • And then they fucked
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    • Thats me on a date and my bf card declines and hes embarrassed haha 😄 😈
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    • Metalexchu basically speedwagon and sefris
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    • That’s wifey
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    • Whats so hard about paying? If anything id pay for me and my bf to eat out all the time, imma spoil him tbh
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    • If your card doesn't work the past 6 times I swiped it, it's not going to work the next time. Get that through your thick fucking skull
      DarthGonk 24 jul
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    • Marry her
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    • I'm dead
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    • I'm dead 🤣
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    • Goals
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    • ok i want to buy a debit card, not a credit card, is that a bad idea
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    • Tfw no threatening bodyguard gf
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    • Marry her
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    • Bro, I've had my card declined twice. Luckily 1st time was with bff so I paid them back later, 2nd was with coworkers and I had second card already. Still embarrassing though.
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    • Id propose on the spot lol
      Shy7 27 jul
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    • My friend's card froze last week cus she tried to buy McDonald's 30 minutes away
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    • Marry her
      FireRed_Z 27 jul
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    • Is the last one supposed to be sexy or a threat
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    • 😳uhhhm
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    • that’s how you get a fuck
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    • That’s my gf right there
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    • I like this woman.
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    • That’s what you call a keeper lol
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    • I remember my card being declined twice when I know there was money. I told them run it a 3rd time and it worked.
      Zodwraith 27 jul
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    • YOU KNOW I DONT GIVE A DAMN WHAT YOU PLAYIN RIGHT NOW THIS IS ME COMIN OUT YOU AS A MAN RIGHT NOW LEMME FREAK
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    • And then he ran it the card accepted everyone clapped and had a huge restaurant orgy and nutted in tomorrow’s mayonnaise
      cash6922 27 jul
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    • Happened to me. I was on vacation and told my bank I was on vacation before I left. They froze my card because I said I was in Clemson and I used my card in Greenville. Retarded ass
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    • Good way to see if the person your going on a date with is a reasonable person is to pretend like you forgot your wallet and have them spot you and you say you'll pay them back later. If they have a problem or react upset or angrily bug red flag imo
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    • I thought it said Walter instead of waiter
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    • I’d marry that date.
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    • Marry her
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    • A lot of waiters do that to embarrass a dude if he or the girl have been rude. Don't even swipe it. Just say it's declined
      Shassin 26 jul
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    • Don’t be an asshole to waiters tho.
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    • As long as he's paying
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    • People actually get mad at the guy running it. Threaten me all you want I can’t magically make it work.😂
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    • What i hate is when they dont post a sign saying their card readers are down and all you have to pay with is a card and you dont pay until after your meal.
      Azen 26 jul
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    • My card declines all the fucking time even though i KNOW i have money. My card is just stupid, it takes 2 or 3 tries
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    • Now that’s a woman
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    • My kind of girl
      Mako25 26 jul
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    • Run it again bitch.
      Legoshi08 26 jul
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    • “Yes ma’am, Right away ma’am”
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    • Marry her!!
      bazukab0y 26 jul
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    • Marry her
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    • That’s kinda hot
      TurtI 26 jul
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    • My card got frozen after buying my HTC vive, I am a gamer, that is incredibly characteristic of me
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    • Dude. I know if I have money or not. I dont go out if I dont. Your machine is BROKEN....
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    • SHE'S a KEEPER!!
      OhHeem 25 jul
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    • Lol naw they be like SORRY SIR YOUR BROKE BITCH
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    • Keep her
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    • Marry her
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    • Now that’s attractive
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    • Toph
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    • Boner
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    • I remember my first date with the girl I dated for 2 years the guy fucked with me and said it was declined (it was an upscale restaurant and was like $200) I was like bro my account literally had 8k in it what are you on about, tipped him $100, cool dude
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    • I ran this chicks credit card three times to try to get it to run and after it declined all three times she blamed me for the card declining her reason was ran it too many times
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    • If she does that she's worthy of marriage, and is a warrior that will never leave your side in battle
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    • Her. She's the one. Give how she acted towards the poor cashier she might peg you. But other than that. Shes the mofuckin one
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    • *slaps card against the desk* “I said, bitch, it’s declined”
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    • A little while ago xbox had a good sale going and I bought like 3 or 4 games real quick, and then my card got frozen and I needed my gf to pay for my gas cause we were going on a trip and i was almost out
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    • Now that’s a woman!
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    • I’m extremely h apply I’ve never had anything decline on me. Sounds like it would be embarrassing.
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    • Dude maxed out his card with onlyfans
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    • I went on a date with a guy, before we even started ordering he said he didn't have much money to spend. Which I mean I don't try to get much anyways if someone else is paying. He told me to go out without him and he took 30 min to pay. He called his mom to come pay it. That ended the night for me.
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    • Marry her
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    • I watched my friend have his card declined on a $3 purchase.
      pdogg911 25 jul
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    • That's the kinda girl I want
      connor22 25 jul
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    • If my date did that, I'd marry her on the spot
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