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R-MEMBER HOW I SAID, I'LL YOU KNOW I WAS TALKING
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2006. ABOUT SEX...RIGHT?!
YEAH WELL. NOT EVERYONE NOW 51-07 COMPLAINING.
CAN GET WHAT THEY WANT. AND FINISH THOSE TAXES
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    • He’s getting fucked either way
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    • Redheads get me all moister than an oyster
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    • Honestly though, this is honestly both a comedic and a semi-wholesome trope. Just think: you're pulling a prostitute off the streets and giving them decent money to do something more respectful.
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    • Yeah Dwight Schrute already capitalised on that joke.
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    • I hired a hooker to play army of two with me. we beat that shit in 8 hours, worth every penny.
      TheF1sh 12 jun
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    • We got a hooker for my buddy's bachelor party and he didn't want anything from her but he said he really wanted tacos so she made us all tacos and drank with us all night. Not sure if it was worth the $1000 it cost to have her there all night but its whatever.
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    • *$200, idiots.
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    • My gpa used to hire hookers to do manual labor and they enjoyed it a lot more
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    • legit took it from the office but ok
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    • I like this joke better when he has her building a fence
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    • Hate when girls say fuck it, ima drop and become a stripper, like lmao savannah you need to be good looking to be a stripper
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    • So since hookers are already desperate for money and stuff could you actually get them to do this? I mean it’s kind of like helping them back into society and stuff in a way.
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    • Honestly id rather pay a hooker to mow the lawn, i hate doin that shit
      OldBlood 13 jun
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    • Dude why is everyone fucking putting the $ sign after the numbers ?!.. who started it ?.. is this some Mandela effect shit?
      Portal11 13 jun
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    • "Can I at least suck your dick while I do it? It helps me focus"
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    • Basically that episode from the office
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    • Bro straight up on the office
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    • Well, she got fucked. Either way, you put it.
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    • Should've hired a Japanese hooker, would have been cheaper and the taxes would have been perfect
      Kamodo127 12 jun
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    • I love redheads 😍
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    • yeah this came from the office
      eseeredak 15 jun
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    • $200* is that so hard?
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    • Haha prostitution
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    • Thought that was the lil mermaid
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    • Hooker asking when we gonna fuck, I'm like "I paid you to help me bet Halo 6 on LASO"
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    • Who else thought that was Ariel
      gerfflurf 12 jun
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    • Who the hell puts the dollar sign behind the amount?
      ImDaggie 12 jun
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    • $200 is asking a lot.
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    • Normally they do it hourly so he’s getting a very bad deal
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    • At least their is some fucking going on. Unfortunately it the government and not the whore
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    • When Dwight made the stripper take calls in The Office
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    • Dwight in that one episode of The Office
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    • Anything for $200? Me proceeding to pull out a legally binding contract that says she must cook clean and take care of me until I die basically a mother that won’t kick you out at 18
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    • I thought of the office episode were Dwight hires a stripper for bobs bachelor party and then he made her work in accounting
      Meme_Lady 12 jun
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    • If I knew how to find hookers I’d straight up pay one to help me clean my apartment
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    • Would you really trust a hooker to do your taxes though?
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    • 200 $ would cover a normal tax consultant I think. (I dont really know because my grandma is a licensed cpa and does the families taxes for free)
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    • Dwight from office
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    • I thought this was Ariel from the little mermaid at first
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    • It’s $200
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    • My boss asked me to do his taxes and I messed it up so bad. Embarrassing
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    • Bro I tried to do this but it was a sting and I got arrested
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    • Ariel hit rock bottom.
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    • The dollar sign goes before the number goddamn it
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    • Is that ariel
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    • I thought that was the Little Mermaid
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    • Would smash
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    • Why would you trust a prostitute to do that though
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    • So hes willingly let a hooker have a fat look at all of his credentials? Credit, SSN, employment history... Nigga hire a fuckin guy, pick a damn nigga off Craigslist ffs
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    • If you’re paying someone $200 to do your taxes you’re a fucking idiot so I guess you really do need someone to do your taxes for you like a child never mind
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    • Dwight did this in The Office with a stripper though.
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    • I've always wanted to hire a hooker to do chores for me
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    • No time for thots
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    • It’s 200 dollars an hour... amateur hour over here.
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    • Yo that’s kinda like what Dwight from the office did
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    • Trust a woman to do your taxes?.you must love paying extra to uncle sam
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    • If she were good with math, why would she be stripping?
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    • Turbotax is free dumbass.
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    • Hoes mad
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    • The Office made this joke first.
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    • You know what's funny all these sex workers say it's the only job they can get but like if someone did this they would really find out sex workers are just to lazy to get actual jobs you know how easy it is to get dicc and pretend it's enjoyable girls do it all the time
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    • is that.... wendy
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    • Just saw an add for a zombie game with a 9-12 year old girl shooting a mini gun. Seemed like something on inter dimensional cable.
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    • It’s $200 not 200$
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    • This could legit be the plot to a decent romance anime
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    • Same joke was in "after life". The guy pays a prostitute to clean his house when she says she'd do anything.
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    • Who tf would pay $200 for something it would take you an hour or 2 to do
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    • House md in a nutshell
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    • I’m gonna actually try this one time fuck it
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    • Stole that from the office
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    • Shit I’ll pay her 250 bucks to come get an education and get her life straight
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    • Damn straight.
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    • This joke is older than The Office. That being said, pr0diG mentioned the similarities first.
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    • So no ones gonna point out the facts that the hooker knows how to do taxes
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    • Well Ariel thats what happend when you badly wanted legs
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    • Why she looking like the little mermaid
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    • I kinda like this art style. It looks nice and doesn’t put too much sexuality on the girl. (Also please replace this with the current second top comment because they are a retard and posted an unrelated photo)
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    • One day, when I've got some money on the side to splurge, I genuinely want to hire an escort, schedule an outcall so we can “smash,” and then have my Switch and some pizza ready to get a group tournament going on with some other friends and we'll all just chill.
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    • I wonder if anyone has actually done this 😂. Like pay a hooker to go to the movie theater with them or something
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    • Literally the office episode
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    • I am not kidding I once literally paid a hooker to clean my house because I'm lazy she did and then went on to become a successful cleaning lady with her own business she still cleans my house
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    • Pay a hooker to do my math homework and she'll know real pain
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    • Hookers dont pay taxes.... lmao
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    • Totally thought this was Ariel from Little Mermaid
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    • Do you want tax fraud? Cause that’s how you get tax fraud
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    • I wish I had the disposable income to hire hookers to do ridiculous everyday tasks
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    • Ariel?
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    • Do you really think a hooker can do taxes
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    • I'd pay a hooker $200 just to talk to her (literally about anything. Her life, my life, our problems, our true interests, etc.) and then maybe to cuddle, since I genuinely don't want sex, but I do like physical contact.
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    • Women living life on easy mode
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    • This is ripped straight from The Office
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    • She looks like Ariel from the little mermaid lol
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