• THE HOOKER.
R-MEMBER HOW I SAID, I'LL YOU KNOW I WAS TALKING
DO ANYTHING FOR
2006. ABOUT SEX...RIGHT?!
YEAH WELL. NOT EVERYONE NOW 51-07 COMPLAINING.
CAN GET WHAT THEY WANT. AND FINISH THOSE TAXES
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    • Now I'm with you guys on always thinking the $ went in front but if you think about it, it's the sign for dollars and we say 200$ or 200(dollars) not $200 or dollars 200
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