the Home Depot giant skeleton is the only good thing to collectively happen to us this year. I love him.
the Home Depot giant skeleton is the only good thing to collectively happen to us this year. I love him.
When you pull your dick out of a
Japanese girl and it's pixelated -
iron_dong iron_dong
26 oct 2020
When you pull your dick out of a Japanese girl and it's pixelated -
Verizon LTE PM @ 100%
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Amy J
Hey sweetie it's Amy! Randy was out mowing when he said he noticed you drive past smoking a cigar of some sort. A lot of children live on the street so I will speak on their behalf and request you keep your habits private from the kids!
hey! was just laquite!' bad
here
Moneyluv Moneyluv
18 feb
Verizon LTE PM @ 100% <o w Amy J Hey sweetie it's Amy! Randy was out mowing when he said he noticed you drive past smoking a cigar of some sort. A lot of children live on the street so I will speak on their behalf and request you keep your habits private from the kids! hey! was just laquite!' bad here
me admiring my little booty in the mirror after doing one whole squat
That's my peach.
memesarelife69420 memesarelife69420
1 oct 2020
me admiring my little booty in the mirror after doing one whole squat That's my peach.
When you're at a store and see a
parent ignoring their out of control kid.
dwizzy9904 dwizzy9904
5 feb
When you're at a store and see a parent ignoring their out of control kid.
Let me get this .sttaight, You think this .
ind of coo good?
I do, and I'm tired of pretending it's not.
_Knightmare_ _Knightmare_
27 sep 2020
Let me get this .sttaight, You think this . ind of coo good? I do, and I'm tired of pretending it's not.
FISH TACO!
FOLLGIV ME FOR MORE RECIPES!
Krackers Krackers
24 sep 2020
FISH TACO! FOLLGIV ME FOR MORE RECIPES!
TIL Jim Carrey was the first actor to have three films go straight to number one in the same year. The year was 1994, and the films were
The Mask, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, and
Dumb and Dumber.
Texas_Tough Texas_Tough
19 mar
TIL Jim Carrey was the first actor to have three films go straight to number one in the same year. The year was 1994, and the films were The Mask, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, and Dumb and Dumber.
Adam
@adamthealright
Is this too much to ask for?
Adam @adamthealright Is this too much to ask for?
I ACTUALLY LIKE THIS TREND
wtf_no wtf_no
25 sep 2020
I ACTUALLY LIKE THIS TREND
When a woman says
"First of all" in an argument
Run away! She has prepared research data, charts, & graphs to destroy you
ThePunisher4 ThePunisher4
3 jan 2021
When a woman says "First of all" in an argument Run away! She has prepared research data, charts, & graphs to destroy you
When you can feel one of your
fingers is ripe but it refuses to crack
I must break you
When you can feel one of your fingers is ripe but it refuses to crack I must break you
Jackie Chan LIKE PAGE I
Aug 2013 at 12.02 PM: @
My fans are so creative! This is what I would look like as a cookie. Yum...
Ismokesmarties Ismokesmarties
12 jan 2021
Jackie Chan LIKE PAGE I Aug 2013 at 12.02 PM: @ My fans are so creative! This is what I would look like as a cookie. Yum...
When someone says: OMG, girl.
You look just like your dad!
BoyGenius BoyGenius
29 oct 2020
When someone says: OMG, girl. You look just like your dad!
When your parents tell you not to have sex before marriage but you're standing in their wedding picture
When your parents tell you not to have sex before marriage but you're standing in their wedding picture
Bob Nightengale
We are guaranteed that one team in the AL and one team in the NL will make the playoffs with no better than a .500 record.
StanleyBaseball StanleyBaseball
27 sep 2020
Bob Nightengale We are guaranteed that one team in the AL and one team in the NL will make the playoffs with no better than a .500 record.
GET OFF THE SOFA, GET OFF THE WORK SURFACE,
DON'T BRING BIRDS IN HERE, DON'T THROW UP IN MY SHOES..
IT'S ALL RULES, RULES,
IT'S ALURULES!
NO WONDER BOB LEFT YOU MARGARET
reluctantadult reluctantadult
26 sep 2020
GET OFF THE SOFA, GET OFF THE WORK SURFACE, DON'T BRING BIRDS IN HERE, DON'T THROW UP IN MY SHOES.. IT'S ALL RULES, RULES, IT'S ALURULES! NO WONDER BOB LEFT YOU MARGARET
Netania Netania
22 sep 2020
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my dad learning how to dougie at 61 makes my millennial heart so happy