the Home Depot giant skeleton is the only good thing to collectively happen to us this year. I love him.
the Home Depot giant skeleton is the only good thing to collectively happen to us this year. I love him.
back to tell evenyone he killed
Pal y
Dark Sid
ScarabTrooper ScarabTrooper
28 sep 2020
back to tell evenyone he killed Pal y Dark Sid
Me: *Gets mugged by a hot lady in the alley
Cops: Do you remember anything about the robber?
TITTIES, YES I REMEMBER,
imminentSpillednut imminentSpillednut
12 jan 2021
Me: *Gets mugged by a hot lady in the alley Cops: Do you remember anything about the robber? TITTIES, YES I REMEMBER,
Wolfram
@ddipospeaks
Me as a house husband showing my wife all the memes that made me laugh for that day.
mmlxix
3 feb
Wolfram @ddipospeaks Me as a house husband showing my wife all the memes that made me laugh for that day.
E_JACulate E_JACulate
23 sep 2020
i think just permanently gave my dog nightmares
Wait, before we go in, do I look high?
Scarredfoxx Scarredfoxx
24 oct 2020
Wait, before we go in, do I look high?
Me: *Goes to a family dinner*
Some woman I've never seen in my life:
"I cleaned your ass when you were little"
Me: *Goes to a family dinner* Some woman I've never seen in my life: "I cleaned your ass when you were little"
Dafua?
Whose hand is that?
Dafua? Whose hand is that?
Macaulay Culkin
@IncredibleCulk
Just staying Covid-safe wearing by the flayed skin of my younger self.
Don't forget to wear your masks, kids.
lancecorporalhawk30
8 oct 2020
Macaulay Culkin @IncredibleCulk Just staying Covid-safe wearing by the flayed skin of my younger self. Don't forget to wear your masks, kids.
Developer: Makes a simple, intuitive UI
depressed_internet depressed_internet
10 jul 2020
Developer: Makes a simple, intuitive UI
When ur havin a hard time but ur best friend is there for u
QueenSpire QueenSpire
22 sep 2020
When ur havin a hard time but ur best friend is there for u
My bed wasn't feeling well this morning...
So I stayed home to take care of it.
lil_frayed_rfigure lil_frayed_rfigure
11 jun
My bed wasn't feeling well this morning... So I stayed home to take care of it.
They say you are what you eat... but I don't remember eating a pathetic failure
noonay109 noonay109
25 may
They say you are what you eat... but I don't remember eating a pathetic failure
Politicians getting their paychecks
Lr
AN \ it ain't honest, but it
Politicians getting their paychecks Lr AN \ it ain't honest, but it
When you get caught doing something stupid and u try to cute ur way out of it
MilkedAlienCow MilkedAlienCow
25 sep 2020
When you get caught doing something stupid and u try to cute ur way out of it
Man survives a Kodak bear attack with just a .22 pistol
The friend he shot in the
Knee was not as lucky.
GhostRevolver GhostRevolver
2 jun
Man survives a Kodak bear attack with just a .22 pistol The friend he shot in the Knee was not as lucky.
Me: can you spell orange grader: The fruit or the colour?
Me and the kid:
Me: can you spell orange grader: The fruit or the colour? Me and the kid:
Linda Hathaway Foster
21 No at
I remember watching a YouTube video about a feral lady who built her own home in nature and lived on her own, using fresh spring for water and cooking on the floor of her house (which looked beautiful), and a guy was interviewing her and went
"Isn't this inconvenient though? To have to light a fire every day, before you can even make tea?" and she shot back "Isn't it inconvenient for you to work 8 hours a day just so you don't have to light a fire?" and I was shook. This lady knew what's up while we were still babies. Legendary savage.
~ balkanradfem
CadetBoneSpurs CadetBoneSpurs
21 dec 2020
Linda Hathaway Foster 21 No at I remember watching a YouTube video about a feral lady who built her own home in nature and lived on her own, using fresh spring for water and cooking on the floor of her house (which looked beautiful), and a guy was interviewing her and went "Isn't this inconvenient though? To have to light a fire every day, before you can even make tea?" and she shot back "Isn't it inconvenient for you to work 8 hours a day just so you don't have to light a fire?" and I was shook. This lady knew what's up while we were still babies. Legendary savage. ~ balkanradfem