The gun store fudd:
Convinces my mom a .380 won't even go through a leather jacket
Me just trying to get her a gun:
Galactic_Obama Galactic_Obama
3 jan 2021
The gun store fudd: Convinces my mom a .380 won't even go through a leather jacket Me just trying to get her a gun:
A little boy asks his dad; "What's be mom's legs?"
tween mom's legs?"
The father answers," Paradise."
The kid asks again, "Whats between your legs?" The father replies, "The key to paradise."
Then, the son says, "Piece of advice dad, change the lock. The neighbor has a copy."
total_insertrave total_insertrave
17 jun
A little boy asks his dad; "What's be mom's legs?" tween mom's legs?" The father answers," Paradise." The kid asks again, "Whats between your legs?" The father replies, "The key to paradise." Then, the son says, "Piece of advice dad, change the lock. The neighbor has a copy."
Arrest me Please, am Criminal
null_meme_dealerexe null_meme_dealerexe
26 feb
Arrest me Please, am Criminal
When your cat is more photogenic than you
JonnyBonez0 JonnyBonez0
3 jun
When your cat is more photogenic than you
HEY HE FRIEMDLY?
\T's COOL! MA \(M NOT A DOG PERSON! PERSON DOG.
NahBruh11 NahBruh11
23 sep 2020
HEY HE FRIEMDLY? \T's COOL! MA \(M NOT A DOG PERSON! PERSON DOG.
Cyberpunk Mark Zuckerberg looks more human than the actual Mark Zuckerberg
JARJARBEANS JARJARBEANS
18 dec 2020
Cyberpunk Mark Zuckerberg looks more human than the actual Mark Zuckerberg
Wholesome_Bert Wholesome_Bert
22 sep 2020
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Bro please do this I promise it's fun as fuck Put the speaker on your mouth and open and close your mouth
AS
Mailman Takes Selfies With Every Adorable Dog
& Cat Who Live Along His Route
We will watch your career with great interest.
Gummbo Gummbo
29 sep 2020
AS Mailman Takes Selfies With Every Adorable Dog & Cat Who Live Along His Route We will watch your career with great interest.
danny258 danny258
24 sep 2020
Hiccup "I train dragons"
I sterilized my cat so she wouldn't have any babys...
and she brought one from the street...
You may have outsmarted me, but outsmarted your outsmarting!
angelic angelic
20 sep 2020
I sterilized my cat so she wouldn't have any babys... and she brought one from the street... You may have outsmarted me, but outsmarted your outsmarting!
Even though you hurt me, I still find ways to be with you
Toxic relationships be like
ifemmm
25 sep 2020
Even though you hurt me, I still find ways to be with you Toxic relationships be like
Nobody:
Mexican kids on the mic:
DaddyMeMeKing DaddyMeMeKing
17 nov 2020
Nobody: Mexican kids on the mic:
When you find a picture of your dog years after he passed away
You're as beautiful as the day I lost you
smol_borb smol_borb
17 mar
When you find a picture of your dog years after he passed away You're as beautiful as the day I lost you
harvard graduate
my gf: he's so immature think i'm gonna dump him
her friend: ya remember when he got excited that he could drink 2 capri suns at once
[i walk in holding 3 capri suns] babe you're not gonna fuckin believe this
- 03 Nov 19 Twitter for iPhone
864 7,190
post_pro_millennial post_pro_millennial
28 sep 2020
harvard graduate my gf: he's so immature think i'm gonna dump him her friend: ya remember when he got excited that he could drink 2 capri suns at once [i walk in holding 3 capri suns] babe you're not gonna fuckin believe this - 03 Nov 19 Twitter for iPhone 864 7,190
Every triangle is a love triangle when
you love triangles.
-Pythagoras
eeeru eeeru
17 nov 2020
Every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles. -Pythagoras
ORIGINAL
Rip Prince Philip x
AM - - Twitter for iPhone
ORIGINAL Rip Prince Philip x AM - - Twitter for iPhone