• the glass weapons in skyrim are so pretty
to me and i want nothing more than a glass
war axe in real life but i do love how the same
weapons in oblivion look like theyve been
infused with mountain dew
EA astraldemise
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    • Did you drink my MtDew?? Did you drink my MtDew?? Come here let me smell your ax!
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    • I remember enchanting a Glass Mace in Oblivion to deal fire damage and named it 'Jose Jalapeno On a Steek'.
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    • The one time I used a glass weapon in oblivion it broke after one swing, and I was instantly just like “ya know, that actually makes sense.”
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    • Oblivion glass and ebony is the worst versions of those armors
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    • oblivion had a better art style than skyrim
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    • There are ACTUALL glas that glows & looks like that, but unfortunately it is because they alloyed glass with uranium... Yes, it's radioactive. No, not safe to use. Likely forbidden now but was popular in like the 50s when they mixed radioactive shit into everything. The long term effects are bad.
      Sensino 30 jun
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    • I’m just waiting on Skyrim 2
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    • Gonna get a lot of hate for this but don't give a fuck: Oblivion is superior to Skyrim. Yes, Skyrim's graphics are way better and some might enjoy the rugged setting more than the fairytale forest setting, but that's it. Oblivion has far more character options, way better questlines, more (1)
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    • Hey guys I’ve been thinking buying oblivion I played Skyrim three times and I’m wondering is oblivion good to play for someone who played Skyrim a lot
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    • Lore wise, I’m pretty sure malachite armor is supposed to be green and see through after refining and forging.
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    • Whelp time to murder Superman’s family
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    • "In brightest day, in blackest night, No evil shall escape my sight! Beware my power, Green Lantern's light"
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    • You mean KRYPTONITE
      ReaganP07 30 jun
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    • Emerald armor
      Lovehurts 30 jun
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    • I wish Skyrim’s Shrouded Amor didn’t look so much like pajamas
      ATOMlC 1 jul
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    • Chlorophyte weapons
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    • Oblivion is fucking amazing though
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    • I suck at Skyrim pvp any tips on getting better (I play on the switch)
      avery0_o 30 jun
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    • They look like the Chlorophyte weapons from Terraria
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    • PorkSword 30 jun
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    • Lex Luthor's arsenal.
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    • Autauga 30 jun
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    • Uranium glass
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    • Minecraft wishes
      bigfork1 30 jun
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    • Chlorophyte tools
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    • The Nightingale Armor is my favorite. You have to do some fortify enchanting/smithing/alchemy to get it to Legendary, but visually, it’s so beautiful
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    • uranium infused glass weapons for +20 poison damage
      Kasagure 1 jul
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    • Guacamole nigga sword
      Forever 30 jun
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    • Mountain Dew was made specifically to mix with whiskey, and the name comes from an old slang term for moonshine.
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    • Morrowind was the best elder scrolls. Change my mind
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    • It's kryptonite
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    • Thats what uranium glass looks like
      Oomer 30 jun
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    • If we can infuse weapons with liquids then that mean we can make the cu- [REDACTED]
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    • I think you mean "Kryptonite" Weapons!
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    • Like this comment to show everyone that the uranium infused glass products are actually safe to own. The other top comment is stupid
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    • Uranium hlass actually looks like this irl. Nile red made an awesome youtube video about it
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    • Uranium glass. Inflicts miner Nauseaon each consecutive hit for a brief time that stacks, can be lethal if effect is larger than stamina mana and health pools combined. but if they survive later on the victim will die do to cancer.
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    • Okay so they get emerald weapons but ya loyal minecrafters don’t? Lame
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    • Glass Armor, meanwhile, looks like it was made by Fisher Price. In both games
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    • There is a United Arab Emirates’ territory inside an Oman’s territory that itself is inside the United Arab Emirates country. It is called Madha village.
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    • Make some uranium glass like NileRed did and pour it into a mold for a sword, boom Mountain Dew infused glass sword.
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    • Anyone have a picture of the non mtn dew ones?
      Bogfoor 2 jul
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    • More like infused with monster
      ALoner 2 jul
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    • I lIkE tO dRiNk Mt. DeW wHeN I aM tHiRsTy, AnD wHeN I'm NoT tHiRsTy!
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    • ....Do the dew
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    • Yall ever hear about skyblivion?
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    • Glass is ugly though, I made mine like a firey orange with some mod
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    • Dude, the war hammer looks sick af
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    • Hey guys. Look up uranium glass.
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    • So is there in universe lore to glass weaponry. Like are they actually made of normal ass glass or is there something else
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    • Uranium glass does that, can’t guarantee that it’s safe to own tho
      Cayne98 30 jun
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    • And that makes them worse?
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    • Im gonna Baja-blast you into the afterlife!
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    • Every Kyle's loadout
      davidcoke 30 jun
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    • Ok got to get a new mod now
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    • Take your sneakers off!
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    • Bruh nothing in Skyrim is pretty
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    • Isn’t this moonstone? Forged from the moonlight forge?
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    • Uranium glass. Radio active but not anymore so than the sunlight you get hit with on the daily. Its also called ghost glass very cool thoe for house wares
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    • I want to mod Skyrim and make it look better but I have no clue how :(
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    • It's called glass, but it's actually malachite
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    • They don’t work with my aesthetic. Goth Dragon Born
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    • I loved oblivion. But my very first dominatrix use to beat me with unspeakable things this exact shade of green. My childhood is forever ruined
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    • The cursed drink of a joke... XD
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    • Chlorophyte
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    • The weapons arent actually made of glass though they are made of malachite which is a highly toxic mineral so much stronger and toxic to the bloodstream
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    • FEEL THE DEW
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    • Nah that’s emerald tools
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    • NOTHINGS GOOD THAN A FRESH BOTTLE OF MOUNTAIN DEWWWWWWWWWWWW
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    • Never understand why glass weapons were more powerful lol
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    • DO THE DEW
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    • Uranium infused glassware exists in the real world and looks just like the weaponry pictured
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    • Damn, what about a reinforced uranium glass axe?
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    • Crypyonite
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    • I miss shortswords
      Sukanut 2 jul
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    • Oblivion update: adds Baja blast flavored tools.
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    • Guys I mixed 2 parts Mike's lemonade and 1 part Mtn Dew, it was smacking
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    • nah illidan accidentally got there first
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    • Didn't these things just break like immediately if you hit anything with them
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    • First time I got a glass weapon, I used it and it shattered. Thought that's just how glass weapons were for a long time
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    • Whole arsenals to fight superman
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    • Bethesda needs to get their shit together and give us ES 6 and Fallout 5
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    • These weapons look like crap next to the glass from marrowind though.....
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    • It’s called glass but it isn’t made out of it, it’s made out of malachite. Get your facts straight
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    • Uranium glass, wouldn’t be useful as weapon but would look hella cool
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    • Minecraft emerald weapons
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    • Idk, possibly uranium.
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    • Isn't malachite highly toxic because of the copper content?
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    • Haha... Better not bring that glass armor into the ocean... Haha
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    • Tha Cabbage Man developed quite an arsenal after his encounters with the Avatar...
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    • Morrowind was way ahead of its time
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    • It's not actual glass its malachite
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    • Bros got chlorophite gear already? I've only got hallowed.
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    • Just dew it
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    • Monster energy weapons, the weapons of choice of the legendary Kyle
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    • Uranium glass
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    • Chillrend was pretty cool weapon
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